Admit it, you didn’t think it would ever happen. Behold the bloodshed, kiddos.
9 March 2009
If you don’t already know who Julie Benz is, she’s one of the stars of that crazy serial killer TV show Dexter. You know, the one where the serial killer is actually the leading man? I guess you could even call him the hero. Julie Benz plays his girlfriend. Really, that’s the whole premise of the show. I kid you not. Anyways, here’s Julie Benz, looking all wet and hot and kinda nuts. Julie Benz has that crazy-nuts thing going on that is kinda hard to resist, and that we really like. Hey, that’s just how we roll around these here parts. Here are some very nice Julie Benz to start your weekend off with.
18 December 2007
You hear that? That’s the sound of some scummy soldier intent on raping the poor, lovely flower that is Julie Benz screaming in pain as Rambo guts him from ear to ear. Yep, there is buckets and buckets of blood in the latest Rambo sequel, to just be called “Rambo”, which I guess is kinda cool. It’s like “Rocky”, except, um, “Rambo”. Hmm, what’s the deal with Sylvester Stallone in movies that starts with “R” and has 5 letter words? And check it out, both titles are the names of his characters. Coincidence? I think not! Anyhoo. “Rambo” opens January 25th, 2008, and here are some stills from it. How badass does this thing look? As badass as Rambo trying to stab you with a snake. I mean, come on, that’s hardcore! You scared yet? Julie Benz is.
18 September 2007
If you haven’t been watching Showtime Channel’s original series Dexter, then you are missing out. It’s a killer show (literally) and it has a killer premise. Basically, it’s about a police crime scenes forensics guy who moonlights as a serial killer. But get this: he knows he’s a killer, but he ONLY KILLS BAD GUYS. Basically, he finds the evidence, finds out who did the killing, and then he kills the culprit. A serial killer of serial killers! And oh yeah, the girls on the show are hot. Check out some promos of Jennifer Carpenter, Julie Benz, and Jaime Murray, with the British beauty Murray joining the show’s latest season. Be there or be square. Or Dexter will come over and stick an ice pick in your ear.
27 August 2007
Former “Angel” star Julie Benz is about to blow up — by starring as a missionary who gets captured and nearly raped in the latest Rambo movie, “John Rambo”. I personally like the movie’s original title, which was something involving Serpents, Orients, and Rambo killing people. A lot of people. Now if a role in the latest Rambo movie doesn’t help you get known around the world, I don’t know what will. Well, she can always do an “Angel” movie, I suppose, although changes of that happening aren’t very good. By the way, here’s Julie Benz in Loaded Magazine. That’s one hot ex-vampire (or missionary, depending on your fantasies).
7 May 2007
Variety reports that Julie Benz, formerly of “Angel” (she played the hot but deadly vampire Darla), has landed the female lead (aka the love interest) in the latest Rambo movie, to be called, simply, “John Rambo”. I don’t know if that’s the official name, and if they’ve officially dumped the original “Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra” title. I actually would prefer the “Pearl of the Cobra” title, as it sounds better than, you know, “John Rambo”, which is kinda really. But I digress. The fourth Rambo movie has Sylvester Stallone coming out of retirement (again) to battle Burmese pirates that have kidnapped Christian missionaries. Stupid missionaries.
8 September 2009