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Kate Beckinsale’s 2009 Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive Pictures

13 October 2009

You already saw that stunning video of Kate Beckinsale shooting her recent Esquire photo spread (you know, the one where she is crowned Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive?), but here are the pics from that same Esquire issue. I gotta tell ya, there’s nothing hotter than a really smoking hot woman standing in her panties watching a video of herself posing in nothing but lingerie. I mean, come on, that’s just hot, I don’t care where you’re from, who you are, or even your sexual preference.

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Kate Beckinsale is Esquire’s 2009 Sexiest Woman Alive

2 October 2009

Kate Beckinsale is Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2009. Which is sort of a weird thing to be called. The sexy part is good, but then there’s the date at the end of it. What does that mean? She’s only sexy for one year? But next year someone else is the sexiest woman alive? Yes, actually, that’s what it means. Still weird. But you know what’s not weird? This video of the photoshoot Kate did for Esquire. Walking around in heels in nothing but bra and panties. Are you kidding me? There is a God.

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Another Reminder of Kate Beckinsale’s Classy Hotness

23 September 2009

No one does classy hotness better than Kate Beckinsale. Of course it helps that she’s a slender gal with a sexy British accent. Let’s face it, a British accent will make a lot of people hot, even if they’re not all that hot. But when they’re actually hot like Kate Beckinsale, there’s no getting around it, one look at the gal and you’re falling in lust. Kate’s career hasn’t exactly been going great at the movies, so we’re hoping she returns to the “Underworld” movies. And if not, then keep doing photoshoots like these. We likey, we likey muchy.

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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures are Back, Baby!

19 August 2008

When was the last time we got bikini pictures of Kate Beckinsale at the beach? It seems like ages ago. Back in the day, you couldn’t go a day or two without seeing Kate Beckinsale pictures popping up all over the net. Oh sure, she still goes to all the usual Hollywood stuff — you know, movie premieres, openings, etc, but to get bikini candid shots of the lovely English lass? That’s a rare occasion nowadays. Thankfully they’ve returned, and in style, too. So how does Kate Beckinsale look after all these months? Um, how about absolutely frakkin’ unbelievable? That succinct enough for ya? Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. Please to ogle.

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No More Sex-Bomb Roles for Kate Beckinsale

28 March 2008

Much to our chagrin, British import Kate Beckinsale has officially swear off “sex-bomb” roles, by which I mean roles that requires her to vamp and be sexy. The dudes at Contact Music quoted her as saying this: “The sex-bomb thing is totally fun but you want to take the red shoes off sometimes. I’ve been wanting to do something more dramatic. “I don’t regret any of my movies but I do have a certain embarrassment about one or two of them.” So then, Kate, no more Underworld roles where that nice, tight Brit body does more acting than the actual woman? Alas, alas…

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Kate Beckinsale Reminds us why the Brits are so Gosh Darn Cute

11 March 2008

In a recent interview with Allure magazine, Kate Beckinsale was asked what her best features were, to which she replied her “Pharoah’s Tomb”, aka her vagina. Or as she puts it, “My twat.” Says the British babe: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?” What? You can’t walk it down a red carpet? Have you ever, you know, tried, Kate? Walk it, baby, walk it! And oh yeah, Kate Beckinsale has only ever had three “boyfriends” (by which I think she means that she’s only ever had three men she’s slept with) in her life. Holy God, that hotness is so going to waste…

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Kate Beckinsale is Anna Karina. Sort of.

10 March 2008

Okay, so I don’t really have a clue who Anna Karina is, and I suppose I could google her, but I just don’t feel like it. Kate Beckinsale is on the cover of the latest issue of Mean Magazine, and the magazine has a video shoot of her doing her best Anna Karina impression. According to the Mean site, “See Kate Beckinsale become Anna Karina in this exclusive tribute to Serge Gainsbourg’s ‘Rollergirl’.” If that means something to you, you’ll get a kick out of this. If it doesn’t, well, there’s Kate Beckinsale in a red man’s shirt gyrating around in the video for like three minutes or so. That’s kinda hot, in a weird, “Huh, that’s strangely arousing” kind of way.

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Kate Beckinsale in Esquire

20 February 2008

I can’t believe it’s been nearly a year since I last made a post on Kate Beckinsale. She’s either figured out how to avoid the paparazzi or the paparazzi have given up covering her, since although hot as all get-out, Kate seems to have settled into a normal life of work and home life. Go figure. Who would have thunk that a woman this gorgeous could settle for not running around showing her hoo-ha ala Britney or acting skanky ala Paris? How about some late-night boozing ala Lindsay? I’m telling you, if Kate Beckinsale was so gorgeous, no one would be interested. Thankfully she is, especially in this latest appearance in Esquire magazine.

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The Always Gorgeous Kate Beckinsale

22 June 2007

Kate Beckinsale is so gorgeous it’s ridiculous. When God was creating Kate Beckinsale, he must have taken a step back after he was finished and went, “Holy crap, this is ridiculous! Damn I’m good!” Okay, so maybe God isn’t that vulgar, but you know, maybe, right? Anyways, here’s Kate and hubby Len Wiseman at the London premiere of “Live Free or Die Hard”, or as it’s known overseas, “Die Hard 4.0″. Personally I like the latter title better. It sounds cooler and “hip”, or as the kids say, “with it”. Wait, do the kids still say that? Eh, nevermind. Enjoy some Kate Beckinsale.

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Kate Beckinsale is … BARBARELLA?

18 April 2007

The latest Hollywood remake news is that British import Kate Beckinsale is in the running for the totally unnecessary (but they’re gonna do it anyway) remake of “Barbarella”, a role originally assayed by a pre-hippie Jane Fonda and based on the comic books by Jean-Claude Forest. This news comes courtesy of Moviehole, who points out that last week Sienna Miller was supposed to be the frontrunner for the role. Can I see Kate as Barbarella? Hell yeah, especially very lightly dressed.

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Kate Beckinsale in VACANCY Clip Online

15 April 2007

Yahoo! Movies has got an exclusive clip from the Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson thriller “Vacancy” online. Click here to see it. When David (Luke Wilson) and Amy Fox’s (Kate Beckinsale) car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, they are forced to spend the night at the only motel around, with only the TV to entertain them… until they discover that the low-budget slasher movies they’re watching were all filmed in the very room they’re sitting in. With hidden cameras now aimed at them… trapping them in rooms, crawlspaces, underground tunnels… and filming their every move, David and Amy must struggle to get out alive before whomever is watching them can finish their latest masterpiece.

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Kate Beckinsale Has Breast Envy

6 April 2007

Oh, Kate, don’t be silly. When asked by Glamour magazine who would she choose if she could switch bodies with someone for a day, our lovely British import replied, “Someone with gigantic real breasts, like Queen Latifah.” I think your breasts are perfectly fine, Kate. In fact, I think you’re perfect fine all over. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. Hint hint, wink wink, and all that jazz. Of course we know Kate is just kidding. She’s got a wicked sense of humor, that girl. Kate’s new film, “Vacancy”, opens April 20th, 2007. In it, she and Luke Wilson are stuck in a motel that is being used in snuff films. Uh oh.

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Kate Beckinsale in “Vacancy” Trailer Online

24 February 2007

The trailer for Kate Beckinsale’s newest movie, “Vacancy”, is online via Yahoo! Movies. Head over there now to see it by clicking here. When David (Luke Wilson) and Amy Fox’s (Kate Beckinsale) car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, they are forced to spend the night at the only motel around, with only the TV to entertain them… until they discover that the low-budget slasher movies they’re watching were all filmed in the very room they’re sitting in. With hidden cameras now aimed at them… trapping them in rooms, crawlspaces, underground tunnels… and filming their every move, David and Amy must struggle to get out alive before whomever is watching them can finish their latest masterpiece.

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Kate Beckinsale in the Thriller “Vacancy”

7 February 2007

Kate Beckinsale replacing Sarah Jessica Parker? Perish the thought! Sarah Jessica Parker should be begging to fill roles vacated by Kate Beckinsale. Speaking of vacating, Kate’s new movie is the thriller “Vacancy”, which she co-stars with Luke Wilson (the non-funny one). In the flick, Kate and Luke play married couple whose car breaks down, forcing them to seek shelter at a motel. There, they discover that cameras are watching them, and that they might be the next stars of a snuff film! Obviously that’s one cinematic genre you don’t wanna be starring in, if you know what I mean.

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Joss Whedon Abandons “Wonder Woman”!

3 February 2007

Oh well, you sort of saw it coming, didn’t you? How long has Joss Whedon been “writing” that Wonder Woman script? It seems like a lifetime ago that geeks everywhere were geeking to the news that their main man was set to write and direct a live-action, big-screen version of the DC comic book heroine. And wasn’t it just yesterday that every actress in Hollywood was having their PR people work overtime to have their name associated with the role? Then all of a sudden Warner announces that they had bought someone’s Wonder Woman script (not by Whedon!) for some unfathomable reason, and the very next day Whedon walks off the project for good. Oh my, what is happening over there? Will we never see a Wonder Woman movie? Curiouser and curiouser…

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Kate Beckinsale in “Whiteout”

31 January 2007

British lass Kate Beckinsale is currently in negotiations to star in the Alaska thriller “Whiteout”, based on a graphic novel (i.e. comic book). Written by Erich and Jon Hoeber and drawn by Gerg Rucka, “Whiteout” would star Beckinsale as a U.S. Marshal named Carrie Stetko, who uncovers the first murder ever recorded in the Antarctic. If that’s not bad enough news, the sun is about to set for six months, forcing Carrie to catch the killer before he leaves the ice or else be stuck there with him in the dark for six months. And really, you don’t want to get stuck in the middle of the Antarctic with a killer. The conversation would be soooo dead. (Get it? Dead? Oh, I kill me.) The film is set to be directed by Dominic Sena (”Swordfish”).

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Kate Beckinsale Sunday

31 December 2006

Remember when you saw Kate Beckinsale in the commercials for “Pearl Harbor”, and you thought, “Gee, that looks like a really crappy movie, but I’ll be damn if Kate Beckinsale doesn’t look all hot and junk in it”, and then you saw the movie, and you were indeed correct, the movie was really crappy, and Kate Beckinsale was really all hot and junk in it. Such is life for British’s loveliest import, now plying her trade in Hollywood Adam Sandler comedies and CGI monster flicks. I don’t know why Kate doesn’t do more “indie” stuff. Isn’t that what all actors want to do? Oh well, at least she’s probably getting paid lots for her work. You gotta love that.

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Kate and Jessica Scream for Spike TV’s Scream Awards

9 October 2006

I was sitting at home this weekend when it came to me: “You know, what this world needs is yet another movie awards show held on basic cable!” Because, you know, you can never have too many movie awards shows on basic cable. Ahem. Now it would probably be a good idea to list the nominees and the winners, but who cares. Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba were present and apparently went home with the hardware (which, you’ll notice, looks extremely dangerous; you can put both eyes out with that thing!). Ben Affleck was on stage with Jessica Alba, but I clipped him out. I mean, come on, who gives a rat’s behind about Ben Affleck? And oh yeah, Spike TV’s Scream Awards premiere on Spike on October 10th.

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Kate Beckinsale in Snuff Film

15 September 2006

Heh heh, that got your attention didn’t it? Well don’t worry, kids, yours and mine’s favorite British lass isn’t getting offed in a motel somewhere, although she will be playing a character who stumbles into the middle of a snuff film in-the-making in the new movie “Vacancy”. In the film, a couple discovers that they are being taped in their motel room by hidden cameras — for a snuff film! It will co-star Frank Whaley, who if you don’t know, I can’t blame ya, cause I barely know the guy and I probably watch more movies than you.

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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

19 August 2006

Just the other way, while seeing pictures of Kate Beckinsale at LAX with her daughter Lilly, I was wondering where the two had come from. Well now I know — straight from Cabo San Lucas, where mother and daughter were taking in a little swim, with Kate Beckinsale in a two-piece black bikini. Curiously, there is no sign of husband Len Wiseman, either here or in the LAX photos. Hmm, I smell impending divorce, or at least marital difficulties… Then again, it could just be wishful thinking because, you know, I absolutely have a shot at Kate Beckinsale if she ever becomes single again. Seriously.

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