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Some Kate Beckinsale for the Weekend

4 August 2006

The British is invading America, and we don’t mind one bit. Of course it helps that we’re just talking about the realy hot women here, and none of those guys in Redcoats carrying muskets and walking in long lines. But no matter how many hot British women journeys to America’s shores, they will never be able to top Kate Beckinsale, one of the original (and I dare say, still the best) limey hotties. In service of that bold statement, here’s some smoking hot Kate Beckinsale for the weekend. You can thank me on Monday.

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Kate Beckinsale is Just Like You and Me

27 July 2006

See, celebrities are human, just like you and me, and sometimes they prefer burgers over steaks, too. Here’s Kate Beckinsale enjoying greasy burgers and fries with her director husband and daughter Lilly at LA’s In-N-Out Burger joint. (Hey, weren’t these two suppose to be splitting? I’ve been lied to! Damn you Access Hollywood! Extra! Entertainment Tonight and the 5,000 other Hollywood shows!) Picture what it’s like to be stuffing your fat face with oily fries when Kate Beckinsale, in short-shorts revealing gorgeous legs and a perfect figure, walks in and orders a Happy Meal (or whatever the equivalent is in this place), then proceeds to chow down like she doesn’t make $20 million (or thereabouts) a movie? I’d probably choke on my fries.

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Kate Beckinsale Hits the Beach

26 June 2006

British lovely Kate Beckinsale took time off shilling for her new movie “Click” on every talk show imaginable to hit the beach with daughter Lilly and that guy (her husband or whatnot) for a relaxing day of frisbee throwing and giant shade wearin’. I love giant shade wearin’ days. While, back in my day — er, nevermind. Here’s Kate being Kate on the beach with giant friggin’ shades on. There’s no gratutious nudity or sexiness going on here, so we’ll limit the pics to four. Kate ain’t no Joss Stone, that’s fer sure.

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Kate Beckinsale: The 70lb Anorexic Freak?

23 June 2006

In a recent interview with Allure Magazine, British babe Kate Beckinsale (”Click”) revealed that she once suffered from anorexia when she was in her early ’20s. Says Kate: “My anorexia was like an island in a sea of chaos — like any compulsion or addiction. But it’s really a red herring. It’s really more about fixing up your life instead of eating or not eating.” Damn, that’s some flowery anoxeria!

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Kate Beckinsale at the Premiere of “Click”

15 June 2006

Lovely Brit Kate Beckinsale at the red carpet premeire of her new movie “Click” sans hubby Len Wiseman, which should continue the rumor mill that their wedding his kaput. In the film, Adam Sandler gets a remote control that can literally control his life. You know, the kind of crap that happens only to Adam Sandler. The premise will be novel for the first 30 minutes, then get boring and tedious for the rest of the film. You know, like all of Adam Sandler’s movies. But I digress. Here’s Kate at the “Click” premiere.

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Kate Beckinsale is Off her Game

4 June 2006

Can someone tell me what the hell the usually great-dressing Kate Beckinsale is wearing here, arriving on the blue/green/whatever-floats-your-boat carpet of the 2006 MTV Movie Awards? Now I’m not fashion whiz (my wardrobe consisting of jeans and T-shirt and all), but doesn’t this thing belong in the “Dynasty”-era of TV? And what’s with the giant ass white belt, Kate? I’m so disillusioned right now…

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Kate Beckinsale in Jane Magazine

22 February 2006

British beauty Kate Beckinsale in Jane magazine. Now I don’t know who Jane is, but boy does she get some good looking women on her cover. (And yes, that is my moronic stab at comedy. Sigh.)

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Kate Beckinsale in Hollywood Life Magazine

16 January 2006

The oh so lovely British lass Kate Beckinsale doing a strange, yet ethereal spread for Hollywood Life magazine, which as we all know, is nothing like the life you and I live. It’s more Hollywoodsy. Can’t we all use more Hollywood in our life?

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Kate Beckinsale in GQ Magazine 2006

12 January 2006

Kate Beckinsale in GQ Magazine’s February 2006 issue. Ain’t she GQ-ish? Not that I know what being “GQ” means, but I’m assuming it involves being rich, famous, and hot. With emphasis on the hot. Really, really hot.

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Kate Beckinsale in Giant Magazine 2006

10 January 2006

Kate Beckinsale’s pictorial for Giant Magazine. It wouldn’t be official giant without the presence of lovely Kate.

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Kate Beckinsale in Esquire Magazine 2005

9 January 2006

British babe Kate Beckinsale’s wet and sexy shoot for Esquire Magazine in 2005. Eat your heart out, Keira Knightley.

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Kate Beckinsale is Britain’s Hottest Export

15 December 2005

Before there was Keira Knightley, there was Kate Beckinsale, the hottest British import since hot tea.

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