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Mondays with a Seductive Kate Hudson

13 July 2009

Everyone with eyes knows that Kate Hudson has always had one of the best bodies in all of Hollywood. It’s not like it’s all genetics, too, though there’s certainly some of that. The girl just works hard on keeping that body tight and hot, and it pays off whenever she slips on a bikini and does the beach frolicking thing that we love so much from our hot celebrities. Anyways, here’s your Monday post, with a seductive looking Kate Hudson. Hey, you thought I just make these post headlines up for no reasons? This’ll show you.

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Kate Hudson + Bikini = Not a Bad Wednesday

14 January 2009

Kate Hudson bikini pictures are always cause for concern. New Kate Hudson bikini pictures make me want to jump on my dinner table and jump for joy. Which, let me say, would be a a pretty incredible feat, especially since I don’t own a dinner table, or has ever been close to one. I take my food from a bowl on the couch, in case you were wondering. That’s just how we roll in the Random Page Household, bitches. But where was I? Oh right, some new Kate Hudson bikini pictures for you boyos. These aren’t nearly the gangbuster hotness of the previous ones from last year, but you know, Kate Hudson is a mother a couple of times over, and that’s still a pretty rocking body, kids.

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Kate Hudson in My Best Friend’s Girls Promos

9 September 2008

So Kate Hudson, aka the Queen of Romantic Comedies, has a new romantic comedy (what, you shocked?) called “My Best Friend’s Girl”, which co-stars Dane Cook as a guy who dates Kate and wants Kate to date his friend, or maybe Cook plays the friend who is asked to date Kate and dump her, or something. Look, it’s a romantic comedy, okay? THE PLOT DOESN’T MATTER. But you know what matters? Apparently in the movie, Kate Hudson gets boned by Dane Cook, and likes to go around without her shirt. Or at least that’s what these promos from the movie would seem to indicate. Is it wrong of me to get excited about a Kate Hudson romcom? Anyone? Anyone?

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New Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures are Ass-tastic

4 March 2008

Oh sure, Kate Hudson’s latest movie, the comedy “Fool’s Gold” is one of those “so bad it’s like chewing glass and then having to swallow it, before being forced to crap it back out” movies, but you gotta respect a movie that manages to put Kate Hudson in a two-piece bikini and attempt to justify it with “story”. Speaking of Kate Hudson and bikinis, here she is earlier this weekend somewhere doing something showing enough ass crack to feed all of Holland. Can you imagine staying at the same hotel as Kate Hudson, then walking out with your tubby wife and seeing this? Holy crap. Kate Hudson is ass-tastic.

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More Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures from Fool’s Gold

25 January 2008

Really, what other reason is there to watch the upcoming comedy “Fool’s Gold” besides the fact that Kate Hudson, God bless her soul, shows off that perfect, ab-tastic body of hers in a two-piece bikini for a number of scenes? If you don’t believe me, take a look at these pictures from the movie, and behold the glorious wonders of Kate Hudson in a bikini. Heck, she’s so hot, that even the picture of her without a bikini still looks good. And oh yeah, the movie also stars some dude name Matthew and they’re chasing around islands for gold or something. Um. Kate Hudson + bikini = Nuff said.

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A Bikini-Clad Kate Hudson in Fool’s Gold Movie Poster

21 November 2007

Boy, whoever is making this movie Fool’s Gold sure knows how to sell their product. Basically it’s Kate Hudson in a skimpy two-piece bikini on the poster, posing with some dude name Matthew something or rather. I forgot his name, but who cares, we’re just concern with Kate Hudson at this moment. As all the bikini pictures of Kate Hudson that have surfaced over the years will attest, no one looks better in a two-piece bikini than Kate Hudson, who is the picture of near perfect, near Goddess health. And that’s after shooting out how many kids? I don’t know, I don’t care, but I’m definitely grabbing this DVD when it comes out, because let’s face it, if they’re showing this on the poster, there’s gotta be more inside, right? Well, there better is all I’m saying, or someone’s gonna get punch in the face, and I ain’t talking about me!

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Kate Hudson is one Toned Up and Ab-tastic Babe

22 May 2007

Remember how everyone went ga-ga over those bikini pictures of Kate Hudson? And with good reason? I couldn’t believe how good she looked then, and I still can’t believe how awesomely hot she looks here. Jesus Christ. I think she has a kid or two (probably one), but to look at those ripped abs and toned arms and legs of hers, you’d think Kate was getting ready for the Olympics or something. Now I know movie stars don’t have a whole lot to do in-between stints on movie sets, but come on, this is verging on the ridiculous! (Ridiculously awesome, that is.)

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Kate Hudson + Bikini = Nuff Said

19 October 2006

It’s amazing what a little string of fabric like a two-piece bikini will do to your perception of someone. Take Kate Hudson for example. Before pictures of Kate running around beaches in a two-piece bikini started surfacing on the Internet, I wouldn’t be caught dead watching a Kate Hudson romantic comedy (what, does she do any other kind?). Post-pictures, I might — and I stress, might — actually entertain the thought of NOT trying to lie my way out of a night at the theaters with the GF taking in a Kate Hudson romantic comedy. Hey, when push comes to shove, all I have to do is close my eyes and picture Kate in a two-piece. Yeah, that’s the ticket…

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More of Kate Hudson in a Bikini from Hawaii

15 September 2006

Because you can never get enough of an attractive actress in a two-piece bikini soaking wet in a Hawaii ocean, here’s more of Kate Hudson vacationing in Hawaii with the family. Well, actually, it’s Kate and her kid and a woman who I assume is either a friend of hers or her kid’s nanny. But I digress. Kate Hudson still has the kind of body that can start wars. Jesuits. But is she really in Hawaii to secretly hook up with Owen Wilson? Do you care? Why am I asking questions? Oh God will someone stop me?

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Kate Hudson Hawaii Beach Bikini Pictures

11 September 2006

A very hardbodied Kate Hudson proves that separation from one’s husband ain’t such a bad thing as she hits the beach in Hawaii in a two-piece bikini, showing off an impressive and toned body. I said it back when bikini pictures of Kate showed up a while back, and I’ll say it again — Damn does this woman look good in a bikini or what? For some reason I never imagined she would look this good, but maybe it’s just all those rated PG-13 romantic comedies she did.

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Kate Hudson and Husband are Splitsville

14 August 2006

People.com is reporting that Kate Hudson and hubby Chris Robinson are splitting after 6 years of marriage and one son. Since Hudson’s “people” has confirmed this to People, it’s basically a done deal. Robinson, for those who don’t know, is the lead singer of The Black Crowes. This is usually when I make a smartass remark about how Hollywood marriages are doomed to failure, but since I sort of like Kate Hudson and she’s never flaunted her marriage the way that douche bag Ashton Kutcher does with his hag of a wife, I ain’t gonna. (But mark my words, when that half-tard Kutcher and Moore splits, I’m gonna have a ball and change.)

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Kate Hudson Beach Bikini Pictures

9 July 2006

Oh Dear Lord, will the parade of Hollywood hotties in bikinis frolicking about on the beach never end? Mind you, not that I’m complaining. Joining the neverending parade of high-priced flesh and boobies this time around is Kate Hudson, daughter of Kurt and Goldie, and star of such high-falutin’ art masterpieces such as “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and of course the surefire upcoming Oscar contender “You, Me, and Dupree”, in the sand and fun of Malibu. Best picture? The hot-bodied Kate Hudson chugging a cig. Classy! On a side note, so this is what millions of dollars for 3 months “work” on a movie set and paying some German guy name Hans to work you out everyday in your trailer looks like? Worth every penny, baby!

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