I’m not sure if Kate Middleton is still dating Prince Harry — or was it Prince William? I don’t keep track of these things, so there could be a third prince named Bill for all I know. Regardless, where was I going? Oh, right. I don’t know if Kate Middleton is still dating Prince Harry/William/Billy/Whoever, but if she’s now a single gal, then the boys should be lining up once these pictures of a very fine figured Kate Middleton hits the net. That’s a very nice looking girl there, boys, even from the backside. And I’m talking about the curves, the buttocks, the — well, just her. Kate, call me! I’m listed in the book! (Under weird guy who lives with mother in basement…)
7 May 2007
In case you haven’t heard (in which case you’ve been living under a truck, and you really should get out from under it, cause that could prove harmful when the truck runs over a speed bump) Prince William of England recently dumped his girlfriend Kate Middleton for duty, country, and other junk. This has cause quite a lot of heartache in London and elsewhere, although why, I have absolutely no idea. Having seen these pictures of Kate Middleton (man, she looks really good in those jeans), call I can say is, “Kate, call me! I’m listed!”
3 August 2007