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Katharine McPhee’s Unbroken Album Promos

11 August 2009

I haven’t heard Katharine McPhee’s new album “Unbroken”, but then again, when was the last time I heard any album by anyone? See, this is what happens when you only listen to the radio when you’re in the car, and I don’t think the channel that I have the radio set to 24-7 plays Katharine McPhee songs. Which is too bad, I think they could use a change. Not that I’m going to tell them. Anyways, here are some hot promos of Katharine McPhee for her “Unbroken” album. I hear it’s good, but then again, I could just be making that up.

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Katharine McPhee in a (Sorta) Bikini on Movie Set

15 July 2009

Wow, remember Katharine McPhee? You know, American Idol? Hot brunette with legs that goes forever and a killer smile? The face and bod ain’t bad either, of course. Not sure if she’s given up on the singing career or what, but she’s certainly doing a lot of movies nowadays. And really, when you’re this drop dead gorgeous, singing is a waste of those good looks. So here’s Katharine on the set of her latest movie, “You May Not Kiss the Bride”, which is apparently a beach bikini scene. Yup, definitely another movie I have to see. On DVD, of course. You know I can’t be caught dead seeing a romcom in the theaters, it would like destroy my reputation and junk.

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Katharine McPhee is Still American Idol’s Best Assets

11 November 2008

Remember when Katharine McPhee had a music career going? Right after American Idol, which she didn’t win, but was basically the best thing to come out of that show that particular season? Yeah, I don’t even remember what season it was Katharine McPhee was on, but you know, it was a few years ago, I think, when the white-haired guy whats-his-name won. Anyways, remember when Katharine McPhee had a music career, and wasn’t just a hot girl with long, luscious legs and a killer face that could stop traffic? Well I don’t know if the music career has been buried or what, but Katharine McPhee is now doing more magazines and movies than she’s in the music studio. Or at least, that’s what it appears like. Mind you, not that I’m particularly interested in her singing career, because for my money, I’m perfectly happy with Katharine McPhee just looking hot in magazines like this latest appearance.

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Katharine McPhee Should Probably Concentrate on Acting

2 June 2008

You know, if you were to ask me a year or two ago when Katharine McPhee first lost on American Idol about Katharine’s future career, I would have told you that the girl was destined to sell millions of records and blow up like something that blows up really cool and successful. Now I don’t know how that musical career is going, but let’s face it, with those legs and that face, this girl was always destine to hit the big screen. It’s too bad she got married to some old dude, though. That sort of ruins a lot of fantasies right there. Anyhoos. She’s already been signed up for a new movie called “The Storyteller”, which is an indie drama. You know, real “acting” stuff. Here are some old pics of her showing off those damn fine legs. And the old guy — well, one half of his arm, anyway.

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Katharine McPhee’s Honeymoon Bikini Picture

19 February 2008

So in case you haven’t heard, former American Idol runner-up (but for my money, that show’s best looking winner to date) has gone and gotten herself hitched and is currently vacationing in Hawaii with her, er, mature husband. And of course by “mature” I mean the dude is way too old for her, but then you probably already figured that out. Smart ass. In any case, here’s Katharine McPhee clad in a two-piece bikini while on her honeymoon. I don’t know where this picture came from, but may I be the first to say, thank God for whoever invented telephoto lens. Dude, you rock!

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Katharine McPhee Got Married

5 February 2008

Why, Katharine, why? It’s not because the music stuff didn’t take off, was it? Gosh, I hope getting dropped from your label didn’t cause you to marry some plain 42-year old dude. I mean, come on, I’m even plainer than that guy, and I got at least 20 good years on him! Gah. The only thing worst than a really, really hot 20-something girl like Katharine McPhee (23, to be exact) marrying a really old guy (42!) is watching Katharine McPhee lose to Taylor Hicks on American Idol. I mean, seriously, what is up with this country? Anyhoo. Katharine has gone and gotten married to producer Nick Cokas over the weekend, and men everywhere weep. How many more pictures like the ones below will we continue to see before Nick spills his demon seed into our beloved curvaceous Katharine?

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Katharine McPhee is Sexy on Leno

2 August 2007

In case you missed Katharine McPhee on Leno last night (or was it two nights ago? My math sucks so much), she was on and she performed, and it rocked the house. Here’s a picture of Katharine doing her thing. Tell me watching a girl practically doing down on a microphone stand isn’t sexy. Really, Katharine McPhee will end up being the most famous American Idol non-winner of them all. Heck, I’m willing to bet that in time, she’ll even surpass all the winners. Watch out, Kelly and that other girl and those guys, Katharine McPhee is a’comin’ for ya!

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Sunday Treat: Katharine McPhee

8 July 2007

Let’s face it, boys, for American Idol hotness, there’s only one person you can go to nowadays, and her name is Katharine McPhee. Forget Kelly Clarkson. I don’t think anyone can save that girl anymore the way she’s going. And yes, Carrie Underwood is very cute and pretty, but she isn’t exactly the stuff of fanboy wet dreams. Katharine McPhee, on the other hand, has pretty much everything going for her — the career, the body, the face, and the fantastic ability to show them all off without batting an eye. That’s the trifecta, baby! (Or quadruple, in this case. Um, nevermind.) Here’s some Katharine McPhee to help your Sunday go a little bit faster.

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Katharine McPhee Stuff Magazine Cover

4 July 2007

What a Fourth of July — fireworks, barbecue, and now news that everyone’s American Idol Katharine McPhee will be showing up on the cover and inside the pages of the August issue of Stuff Magazine very soon. And if a preview image of the cover (thumbnail to your left, a bigger version below) is any indication, this is going to be one slammin’ issue of Stuff. And by “slammin’” I of course mean boys everywhere will be thanking American Idol for introducing us to this wonderfully hot woman. I think Katharine McPhee also sings, but I’m not sure, so don’t hold me to it. Sheer black net stockings have never looked so wonderful. As in, EVER.

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Kristin Cavallari and Katharine McPhee Wants you to Save Ellis Island

28 June 2007

American Idol babe Katherine McPhee and former Laguna Beach resident Kristin Cavallari wants you to save Ellis Island. And here I didn’t even know Ellis was an Island, or even that it was endangered. Go figure! And people say this site is totally useless, and that you can’t learn anything from reading the Random Page. How wrong you were, sirs! Well, sorta. Okay, maybe they’re not completely wrong, but sometimes, right? Anyhoo, here’s Kristin Cavallari and Katharine McPhee doing their part to Save Ellis Island. I think it’s endangered of New Yorkers or sumthin’. You can find more info about it here.

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Katharine McPhee Shills for Hillary Clinton

7 June 2007

Now I have to say, I haven’t planned on voting for Hillary Clinton, should she become the Democrat’s candidate for the Presidency. Hey, it’s nothing political, it’s just something personal — I can’t imagine voting for someone who wears pantsuits. I mean, come on, they’re pantsuits! But anyways, I might change my mind after finding out that Katharine McPhee is “pro” Hillary, and if she’s not, then someone tricked our favorite American Idol to appear at a Hillary Clinton fundraising concert. Here’s Katharine working it onstage for Hillary, or “Hill” as her friends call her.

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Katharine McPhee: Movie Star!

6 June 2007

In case you haven’t heard, our most favorite of all the American Idols, Katharine McPhee (hey, we just like her because she can sing real well and, um, other stuff!) has landed her first movie role — and it’s a starring role to boot. The movie in question is “The Last Caller”, an independently produced romantic comedy where Katharine will play a self-obsessed woman who searches for love, hope and meaning during a few random events with other urban seekers. Or something like that, says Variety. So here’s our chance to see Katharine on the big screen. A giant Katharine? Sign me up!

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Jordin Sparks is Your American Idol Season 6 Winner

24 May 2007

As if there was any doubt, Jordin Sparks, all 7-foot of her, won American Idol’s final show and as a result, will instantly become a millionaire and popstar diva. She beat beat boxing dude Blake Lewis for the crown, but that wasn’t any shocker. I think everyone just assumed Sparks would win based on talent and the fact that she doesn’t beat box which is, let’s face it, a really stupid thing to still be doing in your ’20s, Blake. But hey, they sure squeezed that final episode for all it was worth, didn’t they? Two hours of singing. Wow. I didn’t know I could waste 2 hours that badly, but there it was.

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Drew Barrymore is More Beautiful than Katharine McPhee? Whatever.

2 May 2007

In one of those pointless lists that gets people riled up, here’s another one: Lisping blond wunderkind Drew Barrymore beats out Katharine McPhee in People Magazine’s annual 100 Most Beautiful Natural Celebrity list. Coming in third was R&B singer Rihanna. But anyways, this is obviously idiotic. Drew Barrymore looks like a 12-year old with breasts, and talks like a 9-year old high school drop out. Besides that, she can’t hold a candle to Katharine McPhee, who exudes sex appeal without trying. Then again, Hollywood has been trying to sell us on the idea that Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker are “sexy” too, so it’s not like this isn’t a pattern with these dumbasses.

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Jessica Biel is Sexier than Scarlett Johansson

4 April 2007

Stuff Magazine has released their annual list of “100 Sexiest Women in the Whole Wide World and Beyond” (okay, maybe leave out half of that title), and the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Jessica Biel and her junk in the trunk! Biel, who probably didn’t cry over the recent cancellation of “Seventh Heaven”, topped the poll, as well as second place finisher Scarlett Johansson. The rest of the top 10 was composed of (in order of sexiest to least sexy) Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Katharine McPhee, Sienna Miller, Olivia Wilde, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, and finally, Christina Aguilera.

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Katharine McPhee in Self Magazine

3 April 2007

I don’t think Katharine McPhee was ever chubby or fat, but I do remember that she wasn’t nearly as svelte as she currently is. She’s look exceptionally good now, probably as a result of a diet and whatever it is that celebrities get done to them to go from “hometown” girl to “superhot Hollywood babe”. Here’s Katharine McPhee looks especially good (if a tad tame) in the latest issue of Self Magazine.

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Katharine McPhee Has Sexy Hair

21 March 2007

Or at least she’s the pitchwoman for Sexy Hair products, which I’m assuming includes, um, sexy hair, er, products and whatnot. (Yes, it’s that kind of incredible insight that you good people pay good money to read my site. Wait, you people do pay to read my site, don’t you? Bastards!) But I digress. I don’t really get the whole notion of “sexy hair”, but then again, I’m a guy, so I’m kind of proud I don’t get what “sexy hair” is. Then again, these pictures of Katharine McPhee in a variety of haircuts proves one thing — when I notice Katharine McPhee, I don’t notice the hair. Sure, I knew she had hair, but I didn’t know she had hair, if you know what I mean. Great, now even I’m confused…

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That Katharine McPhee-Tyra Banks Boobie Squeeze Picture

1 March 2007

You may have seen it, or heard about it. You know, that oft-talked about picture of supermodel Tyra Banks giving ex-American Idol Katharine McPhee’s boobies a little squeeze on her talk show. (see pic below — or, er, to your left) It’s not nearly as salacious as you might have heard, but it is pretty, um, how should I put it? Well, it is what it is. I don’t know rather to recommend it or not, but there’s nothing graphic about it. It’s just one woman squeezing another woman’s breasts on live television for the world to see. What’s so wrong about that? Man, I wish I had a TV show…

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Red is My New Favorite Color

5 February 2007

It used to be that black was my favorite color. After all, black is slimming, and I’m sure everyone appreciates that. That is, unless you’re 300 pounds, then nothing will make you look slimmer, unless we’re talking semi-trucks here. But I digress. Where was I? Oh right. Katharine McPhee has made me love the color red. Here is the 2006 American Idol runner-up at some fashion show somewhere for some charity event or rather, looking criminally good in red. How good does she look? In one picture you can see Danica Patrick behind her, and she makes Danica Patrick look like an angry troll. Nuff said.

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Katharine McPhee is All Legs

5 December 2006

Last night FOX broadcast the 2006 Billboard Music Awards from Las Vegas. I think it was live, but I’m not sure, since I didn’t bother watching it. To tell you the truth, watching movie awards shows are bad enough, but when it’s something as irrelevant as a music awards show, well, it’s just doubly bad. I mean, does anyone remember who won last year’s Billboards? Or even the American Music Awards? Or the Grammys? Or any other music awards? Yeah, that’s what I figure. Anyhey, Katharine McPhee was there, sporting some insane legs. Damn, I knew there was a reason I voted for this woman during “American Idol”. Wait, did I say I voted? I mean, um, not vote, because, of course, I’m way too cool to vote on “AI”…

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