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The Big List of Chicks Who Make Lots of Money in 2007

13 April 2008

US Magazine, a trade publication that I read every day while Vietnamese ladies of varying hotness and age do my nails and give me a nice rubdown, has a list appropriately called “What People Earn”. You know, because seriously, that’s, like, um, wow, that’s not a very creative list. But anyways, it gets the point across, and I suppose that’s what matters. And the point is that Miley Cyrus made $18 million last year, while fellow chick Jessica Alba made a measly $9 million. Hah! Jessica should be ashame of herself. She needs to work harder and stop getting knocked up is what she needs to do.

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Getting Grey’s with Katherine Heigl

5 July 2007

I know, I know, the title of this post is really stupid. Give me a break, you try to come up with creative post titles day after day, post after post, so STAY OFF MY BACK! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, gotta take the medication. And here’s Katherine Heigl from “Grey’s Anatomy”, which I still haven’t seen a full episode of, but I hear it’s really good. And stuff. And of course by “stuff” I mean it’s so good it’s winning buttloads of awards and whatnot. I guess that means it’s really good. Um, where was I? Oh right, here’s some Katherine Heigl to past the time.

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Katherine Heigl in GQ

9 June 2007

It’s good to be Katherine Heigl. She’s got a hit romantic comedy at the box office (I think “Knocked Up” has just knocked off “Pirates 3″ for #1!!!), and she’s got a stellar TV career. (”Grey’s Anatomy”, anyone?) Yes, it’s quite good to be Katherine Heigl nowadays. She sure has come a long way from playing Steven Seagal’s niece in “Under Siege 2″. Remember that one? The one set on a train? Yeah, it was stupid, but there isn’t anything stupid about Katherine Heigl. Here she is in GQ Magazine.

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Katherine Heigl Gets KNOCKED UP

3 May 2007

In her upcoming comedy “Knocked Up”, Katherine Heigl of “Grey’s Anatomy” fame (although for my money she’ll always been Steven Seagal’s niece or cousin or daughter (I forgot which) from “Under Siege 2″ — you remember, the one on the train, before Steven’s career went off the rails?) plays a girl who has a one-night stand, and ends up getting knocked up i.e. impregnated as a result. This forces her to pull the ol Hollywood gag — get married to the guy who knocked her up. Trailer for “Knocked Up” and gratuitously sexy pictures of Katherine below.

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