A Rain-Soaked Keira Knightley in EW
It’s hard to believe that Keira Knightley is just 22 years old. But then again, Keira Knightley looked like she was 30 years old when she was just a young 18. Heck, even when she was in “Bend it Like Beckham”, I found it hard to believe that her character was a high school student. Then again, looking older than you really are doesn’t hurt in the film biz, or at least that’s what my acting coach used to tell me. But, you know, I’m not sure if I should believe him, since his “studio” was the back of his van. He keeps saying it’s “method acting”, but damn, that van sure stunk to high heaven. Anyhoo, Keira Knightley and her co-star from “Atonement” doing the rain thing in EW. The guy looks like he could play her son in a movie.
Keira Knightley is Homeless
Man, show business is really one tough business! One day you’re living large and getting paid $20 million for every movie, drinking wine out of your $5,000 shoes, and the next day you’re broke and homeless and attending movie premieres in rags. Or at least I think that’s what has happened to poor Keira Knightley, who is looking just as thin as usual, but sporting a, well, dress. I think that’s a dress she’s wearing, although I have seen homeless women wear the exact same thing up the street from my apartment complex. Poor Keira Knightley. If she needs a home to stay in-between movie premieres, she should give me a call. I hate it when hot women have to throw on rags for their movie premieres. It’s soooo embarrassing.
Keira Knightley Chanel Ad
To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t know why advertisers pay celebrities to shill for their products. Especially perfumes. What are we supposed to do when we see a famous person selling, say, a Chanel perfume? Go, “Oh look, Keira Knightley is selling Chanel! Let’s go buy some!” Naaaah. Then again, Keira Knightley sure looks good in this ad for Chanel perfume, so why am I complaining again? Well, basically because I like to complain, almost as much as I like to gawk at hot women. It’s a win-win situation, baby! So here’s Keira Knightley’s latest ad for Chanel. Stupid hat. It never fails. Whenever a beautiful woman is trying to get topless for me, a stupid hat shows up to ruin things.
Keira Knightley in PIRATES 3 Promos
Keira Knightley returns to kick more scurvy pirate ass (the living and the dead versions, apparently) in “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” May 25th, 2007, but you can catch her here first in some “At World’s End” promos. In part 3, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) are allied with Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) in a desperate quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from his mind-bending trap in Davy Jones’ locker, while the terrifying ghost ship, The Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones, under the control of the East India Trading Company, wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas.
Watch “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” Trailer Now
You can’t keep a good scurvy pirate down. Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) are allied with Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) in a desperate quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from his mind-bending trap in Davy Jones’ locker, while the terrifying ghost ship, The Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones, under the control of the East India Trading Company, wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas. Navigating through treachery, betrayal and wild waters, they must forge their way to exotic Singapore and confront the cunning Chinese Pirate Sao Feng (Chow Yun-Fat). Now headed beyond the very ends of the earth, each must ultimately choose a side in a final, titanic battle, as not only their lives and fortunes, but the entire future of the freedom-loving Pirate way, hangs in the balance.
Keira Knightley Gets Topless in “Silk”
Keira Knightley has a pretty damn fine body. Everything, that is, except for those two mosquito bites on her chest that people call her breasts. Let’s face it: Keira Knightley is flat-chested. Which makes sense that in her new movie “Silk”, which according to MSN, our British lass gets topless for in at least two scenes, that her husband in the film makes fun of her breasts, calling them “small” and “like a child’s”. Ouch! Read on for the rest of the story…
New “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” Pics
Oh those rascally pirates. You can’t keep a good scurvy bastard down, that’s for sure. Or at least, that’s what Disney is hoping when they launch “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” on a salivating populace sometime in Summer 2007, which is already shaping up to be the Mother of All Summer Event Films Battle, what with “Transformers”, “Live Free or Die Hard”, “Spiderman 3″, and “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” all vying for your hard-earned dollars. Oh man, it’s gonna be a battle royale! Anyhoo, here are some new “Pirates 3″ pics via AICN. Check out Chow Yun Fat. Damn, nice tats, Fatty.
“Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” Promo Stills
With just four months until its impending release, the powers behind “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End”, has started dishing out the promotional stuff to the usual places. These promo posters are from AICN, and since the posters weren’t yanked a second after being posted (studios eyeball AICN for “booty” like hawks), I think I’m safe in assuming that the studios sent them out themselves under the guise of “spies”, etc. In part 3, “At World’s End”, Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom goes in search of Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) who was “eaten” by the Kraken at the end of “Dead Man’s Chest”. And oh yeah, Chow Yun Fat plays a Chinese pirate. Arghhh, ’tis sounds cool!
Keira Knightley Bikini Pictures
You know, I’m not sure, but I’m reasonably certain that my breasts are bigger than Keira Knightley’s, which is not exactly saying good things about my body. Actually, I probably shouldn’t have typed that last sentence, but what the hey, full confession, right? Anyhoo, here are some pictures of Keira Knightley frolicking about a Hawaii beach with her girlfriend — er, I mean, boyfriend. I think it’s a guy. Looks like a guy. Heck, he has bigger breasts than Keira. Flat-chested or not, I’m still so into Keira it’s not even funny.
“Pirates” Tops $1 Billion, Keira Knightley Really Hot
People really like pirates. Even the French. Which explains why “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” has surpassed the $1 billion mark in ticket sales, putting it in very select company which includes James Cameron’s “Titanic”, the “Lord of the Rings” movies, and “Snakes on a Train”. (Wait, I might be wrong about the last one…) It must be because of the immense popularity of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, but personally I think it’s Keira Knightley in a corset.
Keira Knightley and Pirates Invade London
Let’s face it, London sucks. (Let me take this moment to apologize to all Londoners for my rude and insensitive remarks. Ahem.) And it needs a little renovating, so some killer pirates pillaging and mayheming their way through the Queen’s town should just about do it. Failing in that, an invasion by Keira Knightley and castmembers of “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest” is a fine enough replacement. Keira is pretty gosh darn sexy here, and you know I don’t throw out “gosh darn” just for anyone! Love the thong outline. Yum.
Keira Knightley at the “Pirates of the Caribbean 2″ Premiere
A delightfully stunning Keira Knightley at the red carpet premiere of “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest”, which is shaping up to be a major hit if the first movie is any indication. The hair looks nice, and so does the dress. She’s still flat as a board, but what the hey, not every hottie can be stacked, and those that are are usually like that thanks to a good surgeon.
Keira Knightley Battles Pirates — Again
Some promotional shots of Keira Knightley from the upcoming “Pirates of the Carribean” sequel, “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest”. If you’re like me, while watching the first “Pirates” you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Gee, wouldn’t this movie be so much better if Orlando Bloom’s character didn’t exist?” Oh come on, admit it. Orlando Bloom is as exciting as watching paint dry, but with half the charisma of paint. But I digress.
Keira Knightley on the set of “Silk”
British lassie Keira Knightley on the set, which also happens to be a stretch of beach, of her new movie “Silk”, a dark love story about a French silkworm merchant who travels to Japan and begins having an affair with a Nobleman’s concubine, leaving his faithful wife alone in war-torn France. Keira plays the “faithful wife” who his cheated on. A man married to Keira Knightley cheats on her with another woman. Only in the movies, kids.
Some Keira Knightley for the Weekend
Here are three reasons why men everywhere are obsessed with lovely British lassie Keira Knightley. The first pic is sexy as hell, the second one naughty as all get out, and the third is mysterious and makes you want to see what’s behind all that hair and British exterior. Have a good weekend, you knuckleheads!
Keira Knightley Defends Vanity Fair Cover
According to the Sun Online (which, as we all know, is like the Word of God or sumthin’ when it comes to truth tellin’), Keira Knightley recently defened her decision to pose nude on the cover of Vanity Fair alongside Scarlett Johansson. Well actually it wasn’t much of a defense, more like a brush-off.
Keira Knightley is the New Face of Chanel
I guess being a cokehead isn’t good for your public image, because perfume giant Chanel just dumped supermodel Kate Moss in favor of Keira Knightley. How much is the contract worth? Try a cool $1 million for 3 years of work. And of course by “work” I mean she poses for an hour and then collects her check. Nice!
Hot Famous Women on the Red Carpet — After the Oscars!
Once the Oscars are done and over with, it’s time for the hotties of Hollywood to flock to the After Oscar Parties!
Hot Famous Women on the Red Carpet — at the Oscars!
It’s that time of the year again, when hot famous women in expensive dress walks down a bright red carpet and crazy photographers snap pictures of them. Woohoo! It’s the Oscars again, baby! And for your viewing pleasure, a group of Oscar arrivals by some of Hollywood’s hottest women.
Keira Knightley Gives Men Blue Walls
Keira Knightley is one sexy young lady, even when she’s just standing/sitting in front of an ugly as sin blue wall doing practically nothing. Talk about personality! Here’s the English lassie in that blue-themed photoshoot.