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Another Revealing Keira Knightley Coco Chanel Ad
For some reason this ad with Keira Knightley is supposed to make me want to buy Coco Chanel perfume. It makes me want to buy something, alright, but it ain’t no damn Coco Chanel perfume. Actually, I don’t know what this ad makes me want to buy, but I’m pretty sure it’s not perfume.
Continue reading...Mondays with Keira Knightley in Corsets
3 August 2009
Keira Knightley looks pretty damn good in a corset, which is ironic because without a corset and their wonderbra powers, Keira Knightley is flat as a board. Hell, I think I have bigger boobies than Ms. Knightley, but the fact that I’m a guy sorta makes that not so hot. Anyways, as a tribute to the power of the ancient wonderbra aka the corset, here’s Mondays with Keira Knightley in a corset. So how exactly does this help you to survive your Monday? Easy, just picture your boss wearing one. Works for me. (P.S. It helps if your boss is a chick.)
Keira Knightley is a Victim of Domestic Violence
2 April 2009
Who would have thunk it? I thought celebrities have bodyguards to fight abusive boyfriends. Apparently you can get beaten by your boyfriend even if you’re a world-famous star like Keira Knightley. Or so says this PSA for Women’s Aid in the UK, which has Knightley playing herself, an actress who returns home only to get the stuffing punched and kicked out of her by her douche bag of a boyfriend. Not the prettiest of PSAs, but then again, I suppose that’s the point. Joe Wright, who directed Knightley in “Atonement” and “Pride and Prejudice” helm this 2-minute spot.
A Rain-Soaked Keira Knightley in EW
30 March 2008
It’s hard to believe that Keira Knightley is just 22 years old. But then again, Keira Knightley looked like she was 30 years old when she was just a young 18. Heck, even when she was in “Bend it Like Beckham”, I found it hard to believe that her character was a high school student. Then again, looking older than you really are doesn’t hurt in the film biz, or at least that’s what my acting coach used to tell me. But, you know, I’m not sure if I should believe him, since his “studio” was the back of his van. He keeps saying it’s “method acting”, but damn, that van sure stunk to high heaven. Anyhoo, Keira Knightley and her co-star from “Atonement” doing the rain thing in EW. The guy looks like he could play her son in a movie.
Keira Knightley is Homeless
5 September 2007
Man, show business is really one tough business! One day you’re living large and getting paid $20 million for every movie, drinking wine out of your $5,000 shoes, and the next day you’re broke and homeless and attending movie premieres in rags. Or at least I think that’s what has happened to poor Keira Knightley, who is looking just as thin as usual, but sporting a, well, dress. I think that’s a dress she’s wearing, although I have seen homeless women wear the exact same thing up the street from my apartment complex. Poor Keira Knightley. If she needs a home to stay in-between movie premieres, she should give me a call. I hate it when hot women have to throw on rags for their movie premieres. It’s soooo embarrassing.
Keira Knightley Chanel Ad
15 August 2007
To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t know why advertisers pay celebrities to shill for their products. Especially perfumes. What are we supposed to do when we see a famous person selling, say, a Chanel perfume? Go, “Oh look, Keira Knightley is selling Chanel! Let’s go buy some!” Naaaah. Then again, Keira Knightley sure looks good in this ad for Chanel perfume, so why am I complaining again? Well, basically because I like to complain, almost as much as I like to gawk at hot women. It’s a win-win situation, baby! So here’s Keira Knightley’s latest ad for Chanel. Stupid hat. It never fails. Whenever a beautiful woman is trying to get topless for me, a stupid hat shows up to ruin things.
Keira Knightley in PIRATES 3 Promos
22 April 2007
Keira Knightley returns to kick more scurvy pirate ass (the living and the dead versions, apparently) in “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” May 25th, 2007, but you can catch her here first in some “At World’s End” promos. In part 3, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) are allied with Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) in a desperate quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from his mind-bending trap in Davy Jones’ locker, while the terrifying ghost ship, The Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones, under the control of the East India Trading Company, wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas.
Watch “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” Trailer Now
20 March 2007
You can’t keep a good scurvy pirate down. Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) are allied with Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) in a desperate quest to free Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) from his mind-bending trap in Davy Jones’ locker, while the terrifying ghost ship, The Flying Dutchman and Davy Jones, under the control of the East India Trading Company, wreaks havoc across the Seven Seas. Navigating through treachery, betrayal and wild waters, they must forge their way to exotic Singapore and confront the cunning Chinese Pirate Sao Feng (Chow Yun-Fat). Now headed beyond the very ends of the earth, each must ultimately choose a side in a final, titanic battle, as not only their lives and fortunes, but the entire future of the freedom-loving Pirate way, hangs in the balance.
Keira Knightley Gets Topless in “Silk”
20 February 2007
Keira Knightley has a pretty damn fine body. Everything, that is, except for those two mosquito bites on her chest that people call her breasts. Let’s face it: Keira Knightley is flat-chested. Which makes sense that in her new movie “Silk”, which according to MSN, our British lass gets topless for in at least two scenes, that her husband in the film makes fun of her breasts, calling them “small” and “like a child’s”. Ouch! Read on for the rest of the story…
New “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” Pics
11 February 2007
Oh those rascally pirates. You can’t keep a good scurvy bastard down, that’s for sure. Or at least, that’s what Disney is hoping when they launch “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” on a salivating populace sometime in Summer 2007, which is already shaping up to be the Mother of All Summer Event Films Battle, what with “Transformers”, “Live Free or Die Hard”, “Spiderman 3″, and “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” all vying for your hard-earned dollars. Oh man, it’s gonna be a battle royale! Anyhoo, here are some new “Pirates 3″ pics via AICN. Check out Chow Yun Fat. Damn, nice tats, Fatty.
“Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End” Promo Stills
11 January 2007
With just four months until its impending release, the powers behind “Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End”, has started dishing out the promotional stuff to the usual places. These promo posters are from AICN, and since the posters weren’t yanked a second after being posted (studios eyeball AICN for “booty” like hawks), I think I’m safe in assuming that the studios sent them out themselves under the guise of “spies”, etc. In part 3, “At World’s End”, Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom goes in search of Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) who was “eaten” by the Kraken at the end of “Dead Man’s Chest”. And oh yeah, Chow Yun Fat plays a Chinese pirate. Arghhh, ’tis sounds cool!
Keira Knightley Bikini Pictures
8 January 2007
You know, I’m not sure, but I’m reasonably certain that my breasts are bigger than Keira Knightley’s, which is not exactly saying good things about my body. Actually, I probably shouldn’t have typed that last sentence, but what the hey, full confession, right? Anyhoo, here are some pictures of Keira Knightley frolicking about a Hawaii beach with her girlfriend — er, I mean, boyfriend. I think it’s a guy. Looks like a guy. Heck, he has bigger breasts than Keira. Flat-chested or not, I’m still so into Keira it’s not even funny.
“Pirates” Tops $1 Billion, Keira Knightley Really Hot
11 September 2006
People really like pirates. Even the French. Which explains why “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” has surpassed the $1 billion mark in ticket sales, putting it in very select company which includes James Cameron’s “Titanic”, the “Lord of the Rings” movies, and “Snakes on a Train”. (Wait, I might be wrong about the last one…) It must be because of the immense popularity of Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, but personally I think it’s Keira Knightley in a corset.
Keira Knightley and Pirates Invade London
3 July 2006
Let’s face it, London sucks. (Let me take this moment to apologize to all Londoners for my rude and insensitive remarks. Ahem.) And it needs a little renovating, so some killer pirates pillaging and mayheming their way through the Queen’s town should just about do it. Failing in that, an invasion by Keira Knightley and castmembers of “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest” is a fine enough replacement. Keira is pretty gosh darn sexy here, and you know I don’t throw out “gosh darn” just for anyone! Love the thong outline. Yum.
Keira Knightley at the “Pirates of the Caribbean 2″ Premiere
25 June 2006
A delightfully stunning Keira Knightley at the red carpet premiere of “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest”, which is shaping up to be a major hit if the first movie is any indication. The hair looks nice, and so does the dress. She’s still flat as a board, but what the hey, not every hottie can be stacked, and those that are are usually like that thanks to a good surgeon.
Keira Knightley Battles Pirates — Again
3 June 2006
Some promotional shots of Keira Knightley from the upcoming “Pirates of the Carribean” sequel, “Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest”. If you’re like me, while watching the first “Pirates” you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Gee, wouldn’t this movie be so much better if Orlando Bloom’s character didn’t exist?” Oh come on, admit it. Orlando Bloom is as exciting as watching paint dry, but with half the charisma of paint. But I digress.
Keira Knightley on the set of “Silk”
24 May 2006
British lassie Keira Knightley on the set, which also happens to be a stretch of beach, of her new movie “Silk”, a dark love story about a French silkworm merchant who travels to Japan and begins having an affair with a Nobleman’s concubine, leaving his faithful wife alone in war-torn France. Keira plays the “faithful wife” who his cheated on. A man married to Keira Knightley cheats on her with another woman. Only in the movies, kids.
Some Keira Knightley for the Weekend
5 May 2006
Here are three reasons why men everywhere are obsessed with lovely British lassie Keira Knightley. The first pic is sexy as hell, the second one naughty as all get out, and the third is mysterious and makes you want to see what’s behind all that hair and British exterior. Have a good weekend, you knuckleheads!
Keira Knightley Defends Vanity Fair Cover
11 March 2006
According to the Sun Online (which, as we all know, is like the Word of God or sumthin’ when it comes to truth tellin’), Keira Knightley recently defened her decision to pose nude on the cover of Vanity Fair alongside Scarlett Johansson. Well actually it wasn’t much of a defense, more like a brush-off.
Keira Knightley is the New Face of Chanel
7 March 2006
I guess being a cokehead isn’t good for your public image, because perfume giant Chanel just dumped supermodel Kate Moss in favor of Keira Knightley. How much is the contract worth? Try a cool $1 million for 3 years of work. And of course by “work” I mean she poses for an hour and then collects her check. Nice!
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