Kellie Pickler Rocks the CMA in Tight Black Leather
Okay, so I don’t know if Kellie Pickler is “rocking” the 2008 CMA, but she’s definitely rocking something later tonight when I go to sleep, if you know what I mean. Of course, I give full credit to the tight black leather number (plus hot boots!) she’s wearing during her performance. Now I don’t know what they do at these country music movie awards shows, but I’m assuming the girls look smoking hot and the guys wear big belt buckles and cowboy hats and use the words “y’all” a lot. Of course I could be wrong, but then again, I don’t own a pair of boots or know how to approach a horse without it kicking me in the balls, so what do I know. Anyways, Kellie Pickler in black leather at the CMA. Yee haw!
Kellie Pickler at the American Music Awards
In case you didn’t hear, the American Music Awards was held last night. Or was it on Saturday? Eh, I don’t know, and I don’t think anyone cares, either. Seriously, folks, does anyone even still watches the American Music Awards? I didn’t think so. In any case, Kellie Pickler was there with her new bleach blonde do. I think that’s a new do. She’s always been a blonde, as far as I can recall, but I don’t think she’s ever been THIS blonde, if you know what I mean. In any case, Kellie Pickler has always been one of my favorite American Idol non-winners, and she still looks good here, although I’m not a big fan of the beach blonde look…
Kellie Pickler’s Breasts: Are They Real or Memorex?
The big talk around the Internet water cooler today is about Kellie Pickler’s breasts — are they real, or are they the result of a brilliant surgeon’s work? After her return to “American Idol” yesterday, Kellie, being Kellie has incurred just about the same split reaction she was known for when she was on AI’s Season 5 — that is, people don’t know rather to hate her, love her, or ogle her boobs. I’ve already posted screenshots of Kellie on Thursday’s show, but just for comparison, here is Kellie at the recent CMA (Country Music Awards, I think), showing a couple of different profiles. So what do you think? Are those boobs fake or real? Or are they in fact the product of a great push-up bra? You decide! (I’m just gonna ogle…)
Kellie Pickler and her Cleavage Returns to American Idol
How long ago was Kellie Pickler on American Idol? It was just last year, wasn’t it? Well, seeing her back yesterday, I barely recognized her. I don’t know what she’s done to herself, but I don’t like the hair at all. And the breasts — um, are those the originals, or new and improved implants? As expected, Kellie has gone into country music, where she was born to sing. I don’t actually remember what she sang on the Results Show yesterday, but I remember it was good. And country. And Kellie has really filled up, if you know what I mean. Are those breast implants, or was Kellie just treating us to some incredible cleavage?
Kellie Pickler with Short Hair
Look, kids, it’s former American Idol country girl Kellie Pickler returning home with a new and improved short hair! Well, actually, I liked her better with long hair, but what the hey, since this is probably the last time we’ll see of her, this is good enough. I guess “Pick Pickler” wasn’t quite catchy enough, natch. I would have gone with, “Dude, she’s really hot, and don’t you think American Idol can you more hotness? So vote for her already, you idiots!” But maybe that would have been too harsh. Oh well.
Kellie Pickler is Dating Dracula!
Breaking news! After getting booted off “American Idol” Season 5 last week, Kellie Pickler was recently spotted at the opening of “The Drowsy Chaperone” with no other than Dracula, the Prince of Vampires! Oh wait, no, that’s not Drac, that’s just fellow “American Idol” reject Constantine. Oooooh. Oops, sorry, guys. Here are the not-so fearsome twosome on the red carpet getting their PR on. Man, how creepy is Constantine looking in these pictures…
Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler in American Idol Top 6
So American Idol has chosen it’s Top 6, and our two favorite gals, Kellie Pickler and the babelicious Katherine McPhee have survived onward. Here are two picks of them from this week’s performance show. Ain’t they delicious?
Pick Kellie Pickler
I guess enough people picked country girl Kellie Pickler that she survived another round of “American Idol”. In honor of that, here are some Kellie pics performing on stage, because what’s the point of having a post on American Idol and Kellie Pickler without doing what comes naturally — admire the girl’s hotness without having to deal with the whole singing stuff. Sure, I guess she can sing, but does it really matter? Not to us, it don’t.
Kellie Pickler Overload!
Despite the surfacing of a certain infamous prom picture that we shall not get into here (but will, later, promise!), country sweetheart (or is she?) Kellie Pickler is still one of the favorites to win American Idol. In honor of that, here’s our version of Kellie Pickler overload. P.S. Damn, are those teeth of hers insanely white or what? The last time I had anything that white, I was staring at a piece of printer paper. They’re very white, you know.
Kellie Pickler’s Prom Dress — Holy Crap!!
It’s generally accepted that American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler, who hails from a small town somewhere down south, is one of those cute, but innocent young’uns. Apparently not so much! A photo of Kellie, in a very revealing prom dress, has surfaced, and oh my does it look as if our Little Miss Country isn’t so innocent after all. Take a look for yourself!
Kellie Pickler is Country Goodness
The American Idol Season 5 contestants haven’t been getting nearly as much attention, combined, than fellow contestant Katharine McPhee, and really, who can blame the public? McPhee is, like, um, really, really hot. But country girl Kellie Pickler is trying to change that with this, predictably, sweet picture spread. She’s no McPhee, but she ain’t all bad, either. And come on, when you have a sexpot like McPhee, why try to compete? I say go for the crowd that likes their girls sweet and next door. And a little bit hot, too…
American Idols Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler Get…Cozy
American Idol Season 5 contestants Katharine McPhee and Kellie Pickler posed for some pictures while, er, holding, er, well, look at the pictures yourselves. (Someone has been reading my fantasy journal again!) Actually, Katharine McPhee looks like she’s really into it, while Kellie Pickler looks a little uncomfortable by the close encounter. Ooh, I’ll never look at the show the same way again. 