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Kelly Brook Goes Swimming But Forgot to Tell Me

I don’t know the context behind these pictures of Kelly Brook underwater swimming around with some girls, and frankly, it doesn’t really matter. I mean, it’s Kelly Brook, she’s all wet and in a bikini, and she’s underwater. That in itself should be pretty awesome, right? Plus, last I heard, she had dump her ugly boyfriend, which for some reason makes her five times more attractive than before. I don’t really know how that works, but I swear it’s true.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures are Good Stuff

You don’t get any better than Tuesdays with fresh Kelly Brook bikini pictures. Actually, there is one thing that would be better, and that’s if you were actually on the beach with Kelly Brook as she was doing that whole frolicking thing. Yeah, that would definitely be better. But failing that, eh, these bikini pics of the lovely British lass running about the very wet beach is still pretty awesome, too. And hey, you can always pretend you’re there with her. Just make sure your boss isn’t around when you do. Glassed over eyes and a big stupid grin are dead giveaways that you’re not really working.

Nuts Popping with Kelly Brook

In an interview with a recent issue of Nuts magazine (damn, love that name; almost as good as “Nuts and Butter”; almost), which she also shows up in (pictures below for those of you who can’t wait), British glamour model turned actress (well, sort of) says about her new life in California: “My breasts are very popular in California. And they go mad for my teeth as well!” I don’t know about the second part, but the first part I gotta agree with. And guess what, Kelly, your breasts aren’t just popular in California, they’re applauded all around the U.S. of A. Now if only she’ll dump Billy Zane and give me a call already. I’m going to give her one more week, and then no more second chances, Kelly.

Kelly Brook Strictly Come Dancing Promos

Tired of being known as just another pretty face on magazine covers and her bestselling calendars, and dancing Billy Zane, Kelly Brook is going to now try her hand at dancing in the TV show Strictly Come Dancing, which is the UK version of Dancing with the Stars. Or, actually, Strictly came first, and was imported to the U.S. Kelly will be joining this year’s show with other notables like — well, actually, Kelly is the only notable, at least to us. I’ve scan the list and the only name I even recognize is Kelly’s, so there you go. Hey, one hot chick on a TV show isn’t bad, considering it’s — gasp — a frakkin’ dance show.

Kelly Brook’s 2007 Bikini Calendar

Kelly Brook’s 2007 calendar is bikini-theme. What, you surprised? Kelly Brook wakes up in a bikini, goes to dinner in a bikini, and goes to bed in a bikini so waking up in a bikini would be a given. And God bless her for it. I have rarely seen a woman as voluptuous as Kelly Brook look as good as she does in a bikini. Seriously, when they use the phrase, “filling out a bikini”, they were talking about Britain’s loveliest lovely. Here’s Kelly Brook’s 2007 bikini calendar, behind-the-scenes pictures of which you might have caught on the web and here previously. One word: FRIGGIN’ AWESOME. (Okay, two words.)

Kelly Brook. Bikini. Nuff Said.

God Bless the Brits for giving us Kelly Brook and her womanly curves. This is also one of the reasons why I hope Kelly Brook never gets it into her head that she needs to “make it” in Hollywood. There is a perverseness in Hollywood right now that makes all these very attractive girls do whatever they can to shed every single excess pounds they have (or believe they have) on them. You end up with stick figures like Calista Flockhart, Nicole Richie, all these bags of bones that looks just Godawful to everyone outside of Hollywood. But anyways, now that that’s out of my system, here is Kelly Brook behind the scenes of her new calendar photoshoot. Excuse me while I go reserve my copy….or 10…

Poll: Kelly Brook has the World’s Best Legs

In a recent poll conducted by someone for something for various purposes (my fact-finding ability astounds even me!), British model Kelly Brook was voted as having the best legs in the world. Now I think Kelly Brook is quite the lovely, but best legs? I don’t know about that. I might have to give the title to my girl Stacy Keibler. I mean, come on, you can climb up to Heaven on those things! But Kelly ain’t bad either, especially the rest of her, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!

Sunday Treat: Kelly Brook

Oh, Kelly Brook. So British. So lovely. So womanly and curvy. So bountiful. The only thing I can see that is wrong with model/actress Kelly Brook is that she’s engaged to marry a has-been American movie star. Come on, Kelly, you can do better than that! (And he’s bald, too!) But I digress. Why wallow in Kelly Brook’s unattractive significant other when the woman herself is so attractive? Here’s your Sunday Treat: Kelly Brook in lingerie. Oh my.

Kelly Brook Fan Must-Have: “Three” on DVD

For all you fans of Kelly Brook and Billy Zane’s unnatural relationship, or maybe just you fans of Kelly Brook, there is a movie out there called “Three”, aka “Survival Island”, that stars both Brook and Zane before they became an item. In the film, Zane and Brook plays an unhappily married couple who gets stranded on an island with a poor Italian guy who ends up shagging Brook while Zane is left out in the cold. There are a couple of really nice scenes of Kelly Brook doing, urm, her thing in the film, including a couple of ocean and beach shagging. So while you’re trying to hunt down “Three” (”Survival Island”), here is more of Kelly in a bikini on a yacht with Zane. It’s unnatural, I tell ya… (Trivia: After becoming an item with Brook, Zane is now trying to get “Three” pulled because, well, his woman is getting boinked by some other guy throughout the whole movie. Oh, Billy, you nut.)

Hot Movie Babes Approve of Movie Piracy

Besides the star of the movie showing up at the UK premiere of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest”, there were plenty of other bootilicious (Get it? Pirates? Booty? Oh, I stab me.) celebrities at the shindig. Including but not limited to: the singing church herself, Charlotte Church, perennial UK hottie Kelly Brook, ex-”OC” resident Mischa Barton, the torny Natalie Imbruglia, and Maggie Grace, who got lost and ended up in England. (Get it? Maggie Grace? Lost? Oh man, I kill me.)

Kelly Brook At the Beach. Again.

British harlot Kelly Brook has a new movie out called “Three”, where she plays a shipwreck vixen who gets in between two fellow male shipwreckers, one of whom is played by her current boyfriend (or is that fiance?) Billy Zane (you know, that guy from “Titanic”?). Mind you, all that is just to say this: Check it out, guys, it’s Kelly Brook on the beach in a one-piece bikini. The one-piece is a disappointment, and Kelly’s thighs are looking more “thunderous” than usual, but it’s still Kelly Brook captured frolicking on the beach by telephoto lens. Damn I love telephoto lens.

Kelly Brook at “Three” Premiere

Buxom British beauty Kelly Brook at the UK premiere of her movie “Three”, where she plays a castaway on an island who becomes the object of obsession for two men, one played by baldy boyfriend Billy Zane. And hey, kids, if you ever wanted to see the nearly-naked Kelly Brook get really naked, you should check out the movie. She’s very naked in it. Yum. Anyways, Kelly looks stunning in these photos, while Billy just looks, er, bald.

Kelly Brook is Wet Again

It’s British model Kelly Brook in a swimsuit underwater. Or is that slightly submerged? Does it matter? Wet or not, Miss Brook is one attractive woman. Too bad she’s dating that loser Billy Zane, though…

Kelly Brook in Nuts Magazine

Men are nuts for British harlot Kelly Brook, so of course Kelly Brook is nuts for, er, Nuts Magazine. Or something. Anyways, Kelly Brook is really hot, and she’s in lingerie, which means a win-win for everyone.

Kelly Brook in Hello Magazine

This spread Kelly Brook just did for Hello Magazine is actually the most clothes I’ve ever seen the Brit have on. Heck, I didn’t think Kelly Brook did anything with clothes on! Go figure. Frankly, I’m not sure if I approve of this…

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Kelly Brook in Loaded Magazine

Kelly Brook is locked and loaded to explode in Loaded Magazine. Hey, that rhymes! Oh man, my creativity astounds even me, but Kelly Brook astounds me even more. That’s some lovely curves there, missy! Of course, as nice as those curves are, they would look better posing for pictures in my basement, but perhaps I’ve said too much.

Kelly Brook in Arena Magazine

Curvaceous British babe Kelly Brook in Arena Magazine. Where are the gladiators? Get it? Arena? Gladiators? Yes, that is the full extent of my creativity. I know, it’s pathetic, but what are you gonna do? Stop her whinin’!

Kelly Brook Loves Bikinis

A large collection of Kelly Brook in bikinis. And when I say “large”, I mean it’s ridiculously large. As in, “What the hell was I thinking” large. As in, “Jesus H. Christ, who will ever spend all their time looking at these pictures of Kelly Brook in bikini” large. Holy crap. Now that’s what I call large. And I don’t go around calling things large for no reason, you know. When i say it’s large, I mean it’s large. Got that?

Kelly Brook in FHM Magazine 2000

Model turned actress (but you know, not really, if you know what I mean) British hottie Kelly Brook gets all wet and wild in a 2000 pictorial for FHM Magazine, and men everywhere is all hot and bothered as a result.

Kelly Brook is FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World

Kelly Brook is officially FHM Magazine’s Sexiest Woman in the World. I think Billy Zane will agree, the lucky stiff. Speaking of stiff, how is it that Zane is still working? This guy can’t act his way out of a wet paper back, and that’s insulting wet paper bags everywhere! But maybe I’m just jealous coz he’s got Kelly to play with at nights. Naaaaaaaah.