Kelly Hu Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 Promos
Remember the good old days when videogame cut-scenes kinda sucked? Well that was then, this is now. No other game out there is doing the “hot chicks from real life” thing better than Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, which has nabbed everyone from Ivana Miličević, Gina Carano, Autumn Reeser, Jenny McCarthy, Gemma Atkinson, and Kelly Hu to do voice and video work for the game. Basically, if you don’t know to play the game, it would probably be worth it just to buy the thing for the hot chicks. Okay, so maybe not really, but you know, in case you have a lot of disposable income and have nothing better to do, why not? Anyways, some Kelly Hu promos from Red Alert 3, including a remix video with all the hotties from the game. (Plus, some dudes, too.)
Gratuitous Kelly Hu in a Bikini Posting
How Kelly Hu missed out on a part in the upcoming “Wolverine” movie, I’ll never understand. Well, actually I do; Hollywood blows. Now that that’s out of the way, here are some pictures of Kelly Hu in a bikini. There is absolutely nothing wrong with these pictures except for the make-up. Seriously, who did the make-up for this photoshoot? They basically turned Kelly Hu into some kind of feline creature waiting for you to go to sleep so she can sneak in through the attic and eat your chicken right out of the oven. Don’t you just hate it when that happens? I know I do.
Geek Love: Top 10 Comic Book Movie Babes, Part 1
Some took a major chance by slipping on the leotard (or in some cases, took off the clothes) for their role, and others, well, it was supposed to be a major break that never materialized into one. However it turned out, if you were a comic book fan and always fantasized what your favorite comic book babes would look like in flesh and blood and played by a named actress, then this Geek Love list is for you. And we’re not going to cheat, too. No videogame heroines like Lara Croft or Charlize Theron as Aeon Flux. Just comic book movie hotties. Here, then, are our Top 10 Comic Book Movie Babes, starting with #10…
Geek Love: The Women of X-MEN
You know you love them; you know they’re one of the reasons why you’re a geek in the first place — the women that populates your movies and stories also happens to be girls that are waaaaaaaay out of your league. (Unless, of course, you can shoot beams out of your eyes or can sprout adamantium claws, then you ain’t getting into these women’s pants.) But hey, you don’t have to, because we’ve compiled for you the Women of the “X-Men” films. And yes, this will be a regular column from now on.
Kelly Hu and Ron Perlman Joins “Afro Samurai” Animation
Here’s news that babe Kelly Hu and Hellboy himself, Ron Perlman, will be lending their voice talents to the upcoming 5-part animated series “Afro Samurai”, the lead title of which will be voiced by Samuel L. Jackson as a black (and afro’ed, of course) Samurai who pursues his father’s killer. Perman will be playing the object of Afro Samurai’s vengeance, while Hu will be playing a buddy. Originally slated to be a feature film, the movie has since been broken into a 5-part series and will be released directly to DVD come 2007. Should be fun times.
Hugh Jackman Talks “Wolverine”
SuperheroHype! recently talked to Hugh Jackman about the upcoming “Wolverine” spin-off movie, which will be a prequel to the “X-Men” films instead of a sequel. (Personally I’d rather see a direct sequel to the movies; prequels are getting soooooooooo yesterday.) In the interview, Jackman says the script by David Benioff is done, but that they’re still a year away from shooting the movie. Plus, he’d be willing to come back for a sequel if there’s one. (i.e. If it makes money, of course.) That’s pretty much it. You can read the rest of it here.
Kelly Hu and Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures. Hot Damn!
See, I was supposed to be at the Kelly Slater Invitational in Fiji too, but my plane ticket got lost in the mail. Yeah, that’s the ticket. But had my ticket came through as it was supposed to, I would be hobnobbing with Marisa Miller and Kelly Hu, and if I played my cards right, hobnobbing between Marissa Miller and Kelly Hu. But I digress. Here’s Kelly Hu and Marisa Miller playing MC at the Invitational, then California girl Miller taking the surfboard out for a spin later on. Nice backside, Marisa. Technique-wise, I mean.
Hollywood Babes Celebrate Their “Miami Vice(s)”
Face it, Hollywood chicks dig the Vice. Miami Vice, that is. And although most of them were probably not even alive when the show was originally on TV, they’ve come out of the Hollywood Hills for the premiere of Michael Mann’s remake of his own television show, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, who, according to the previews, is no one’s second banana in the flick. Present and accounted for, vices in hand, were Garcelle “She Gives me NYPD Blue Balls” Beauvais-Nilon, Emmanuelle “Sweet Chick” Chriqui, Kelly “OKay, okay, Stop with the Hu’s That girl Jokes Already” Hu, Gong “The Bell Gongs For Me, Beeyatch!” Li, Angie “Someone Give Me a Job” Harmon, and of course, Michelle “Tough Girls don’t Shave” Rodriguez.
Kelly Hu as Wonder Woman
This picture of Kelly Hu in the Wonder Woman outfit isn’t real, of course. Some kid on the net made it up. But damn, wouldn’t it be cool if it was true? Kelly would look damn sexy in the role, kicking all kinds of crazy ass as the Amazon princess. Check it out!
Kelly Hu Flexes Some Nice Abs
Kelly Hu at, from the background, one of those MTV events where they tell college kids to “choose or lose” and then wait until election time when no one shows up to vote, thus, I’m supposing, “losing”. Or something. Anyways, here’s Kelly Hu flexing some nice abs for you kids out there.
Random Kelly Hu Hotness
It’s always a pleasure to post any new Kelly Hu pictures. Here she is at the New Garde Fashion Show. Kelly looks really good, breast job or no. Wish she would do more movies, though…
Hot Famous Women on the Red Carpet — After the Oscars!
Once the Oscars are done and over with, it’s time for the hotties of Hollywood to flock to the After Oscar Parties!
Kelly Hu at the General Motors Tenth Annual Fashion Show
The new (and improved?) Kelly Hu on the red carpet of the General Motors Tenth Annual Fashion Show. Hmm, I wonder if she ran into Kaley Cuoco while she was there…
Kelly Hu at the Asian Excellence Awards
I’m starting to get a little worried about Kelly Hu. First there was that question of a possible boob job, and now here she is at the Asian Excellence Awards looking, well, very tan. Too tan. What is going on with Kelly? Plus, I’m not all that inspired by the hair.
Did Kelly Hu Get Breast Implants?
Oh dear God, say it ain’t so! Did Kelly Hu just get breast implants? Oh, Kelly, what has happened? Has Hollywood finally corrupted you? My question is, now that her breasts are this big, how is she going to do those kung fu moves?
Kelly Hu Gives Me Yellow Fever
Some Kelly Hu pictures for you to chew on. Some hot, some classy, and others kinda bleh. Still, it’s Kelly Hu, and doesn’t she just look great however you snap the pictures of her? Now I’m sure she might not look so hot just waking up in the morning, but believe you me, she’d probably still look better than us. Then again, I’m kinda hot when I wake up, so you know, maybe not as hot as me, but who is? Anyways, enjoy some yellow fever goodness.
Kelly Hu Strikes a Pose
A large collection of Kelly Hu pics.
Kelly Hu in Maxim Magazine 2005
Kelly Hu returns to Maxim Magazine in this 2005 photoshoot. And I think she’s also enlisted in the Army, but don’t hold me to it.
Kelly Hu in Stuff Magazine 2003
Kelly Hu goes into the wild for this Stuff Magazine 2003 spread. Wait, is that the wild or some lame photoshoot set? Yeah, I’m gonna have to go with the latter on this one.
Kelly Hu in Stuff Magazine 2001
Kelly Hu’s Stuff Magazine 2001 pictorial. Man, she really likes Stuff, her? Then again, we really like her, too.