Kelly Monaco and Brooke Burke Join Forces to Fight Scruff
I don’t know what the hell “scruff” is, but if Brooke Burke and Kelly Monaco have joined forces to fight it, then by God, I don’t like it, either! Can you imagine what else Brooke and Kelly can put an end to if they just put their minds to it? We’re talking about world hunger, AIDs, cancer, alien invasions — my God, the possibilities are endless! Nothing in this world can stop the power of two hot girls uniting for one cause! Now if they’ll only pour water on those tight T-shirts and start wrestling…
Breaking News: Stacy Keibler Eats Kelly Monaco!
Run! Stacy Keibler has eaten fellow “Dancing with the Stars” alum Kelly Monaco! Run for your lives! But I digress. Here’s Stacy and Kelly (sounds like a great plot for a TV show on late-night TV, don’t you think?) at the ABC bash, where the nets announce all their line-up and whatnot. Two things: I had no idea Stacy was that tall, and I had no idea Kelly was that short. Holy moly, talk about night and day!
Kelly Monaco at the Emmy Awards
Some pictures of gorgeous dancing machine Kelly Monaco at the Daytime Emmy Awards, which she is a co-host for. I have no idea who the guy with her is, but he sure is one lucky bastard. I wish I could touch Kelly like that. Sigh.
Kelly Monaco is Short, but Smokin’
More pictures of the great looking Kelly Monaco in and out of clothes, in clothes that doesn’t hide much, and in clothes that hides too much. Oh, Kelly, why do you tease us so?
More Kelly Monaco looking Delicious
Kelly Monaco in a great black bikini and lost in the desert. See? I told you, kids, if you’re going to visit the desert, don’t forget your ride! And try to pack a canteen and some clothes other than a bikini. Unless you’re a hot chick, then a bikini is more than enough.
Kelly Monaco in Maxim Magazine 2005
Kelly Monaco is a lean, mean, dancing machine, and she proved it on that stupid dancing contest show thingy a few months back. Anyways, here she is, in an incredibly stimulating photo spread for Maxim Magazine (Thank you, horny guys at Maxim!) just recently in 2005. If you can spot an inch of fat on her, you’re not looking at the right parts, hombre!