Kelly Ripa Bikini Pictures from Hamptons Magazine
Will there ever come a time when I don’t stand at attention for a Kelly Ripa bikini picture? Um, probably not. Sure, eventually she’s going to get up there in age, but like us normal mortals, I’m not sure if age is going to keep Kelly Ripa from looking this awesomely awesome in a bikini spread. This is something she did for Hamptons Magazine, which she has done previously. No idea if this is a new issue, or an old one, or somewhere in-between, and frankly, I could care less. It’s Kelly Ripa, the bubbly queen of talk shows, showing off what God gave her and way too many hours in the gym turned into a nice, fine looking package. Cripes, Kelly Ripa is awesome hot.
It Doesn’t Suck to Be … Mark Consuelos
So who is Mark Consuelos, you ask? Well, not being a daytime soap opera fan, I don’t blame you for not knowing who he is. Consuelos is a Spanish actor, and one of the stars of ABC’s long-running daytime soap All My Children, where he plays the role of Mateo Santos Sr., no doubt a suave Spanish dude who gets all the chicks. Besides being handsome, with a great last name to pick up girls with, and a burgeoning movie career, Consuelos is also married to Kelly Ripa, the hardest working woman in showbiz. And just in case you still don’t get why it doesn’t suck to be Consuelos, take a gander at what he goes home to every night below. Seriously, I hate this guy.
Kelly Ripa is Cute and Cuddly and Other Stuff
How could you not love Kelly Ripa? Well, you’d have to be a goddamn commie scumbag not to love Kelly Ripa, that’s how. How could you not appreciate that perky personality? That nice, long, luxurious blonde hair? Or those blue eyes? Or are those greens? Look, it’s not like I sit around staring at the woman’s eyes, so I’m not sure if they’re blue or green. But my point remains: how could you not love Kelly Ripa? You can’t, that’s how. (Unless, as previously mentioned, you’re a Democratic-hating Commie. You’re not a Democratic-hating Commie, are you, punk?)
Kelly Ripa in Fitness Magazine
At last count, actress/talk show host/baby making machine Kelly Ripa had three six different TV jobs going at the same time and was busy popping out her tenth kid. But then again, I’ve been known to be wrong before. Point is, Kelly Ripa is the hardest working woman in show business, and how she manages to find the time to do her movies, her TV programs, and still pop out a kid every other year is anyone’s guess. Or, for that matter, how she always manages to look stunning just about every day, such as this latest appearance in Fitness Magazine. Good God the woman is fit. And busy. And sexy. And oh so WOW.
Kelly Ripa Bikini Pictures
These old, but nevertheless gorgeous bikini pictures of a gorgeous Kelly Ripa walking gorgeously (are you starting to see a trend here?) along a beach in a two-piece bikini isn’t really nothing surprising, since I think we all knew that Kelly Ripa had THIS in her. Then again, I’m not sure if that gorgeous body is the product of a stringent exercise regime, or just the byproduct of Ripa having 10 jobs at a time. What I’m trying to say is, the woman is way too attractive to be working way too hard. What’s the point of being hot if you don’t use it to make men do the work for you?
Kelly Ripa in Hamptons Magazine
A reader requested these pictures of talk show host/soap opera star/sitcom star/mother of 50 Kelly Ripa in Hamptons Magazine a while back, but I couldn’t find any pictures for it. And now that I have, here you go, whatever-your-name is. (Sorry, dude, I don’t remember your name, I’m so ashamed.) Although I never followed her career or even saw a (purposeful) second of her TV show with that Regis guy, I always thought midget blonde dynamo Kelly Ripa was a hell of a looker. Now I have proof.