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Kelly Ripa Brings the Thursday Bikini Goodness

Hot celebs who spend most of their time covered in in the latest fashion wear finally gets to drop all the pretenses of sophistication and show off that body they’ve been slaving over in the gym with their personal trailer all this time. What’s hotter than that? Well the sun, but that’s not the point. There’s no one hotter in all of MILFdom than Kelly Ripa, and if you don’t agree with that, then you need a good swift kick in the arse. That’s how the Brits say it, I believe. I’m kind of British that way, especially on Thursday. By the by, how hot is it that you can tell Kelly Ripa has an outie? Mama mia!

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Kelly Ripa’s Bikini Body Continues to Astound

Who knew that after fifty kids, Kelly Ripa would still look like a million bucks? Nah, forget about a million bucks, I’d pay a gazillion bucks for that body. Mind you, I wouldn’t know what to do with the body, but I would definitely know what to do with the woman. I’m talking about making her make me cake, of course. I hear Kelly Ripa is a very good baker. When she’s not at the pool parading around in a two-piece bikini, that is. Kelly Ripa is 39 years old, but she has the body an 18-year old would kill for. At least, the 18-year olds I know. Mind you, not that I spend a lot of time with 18-year olds. Ahem. What was I saying? Oh right, Kelly Ripa bikini pictures. MILF-licious!

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Kelly Ripa Bikini Pictures from Hamptons Magazine

Will there ever come a time when I don’t stand at attention for a Kelly Ripa bikini picture? Um, probably not. Sure, eventually she’s going to get up there in age, but like us normal mortals, I’m not sure if age is going to keep Kelly Ripa from looking this awesomely awesome in a bikini spread. This is something she did for Hamptons Magazine, which she has done previously. No idea if this is a new issue, or an old one, or somewhere in-between, and frankly, I could care less. It’s Kelly Ripa, the bubbly queen of talk shows, showing off what God gave her and way too many hours in the gym turned into a nice, fine looking package. Cripes, Kelly Ripa is awesome hot.

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It Doesn’t Suck to Be … Mark Consuelos

So who is Mark Consuelos, you ask? Well, not being a daytime soap opera fan, I don’t blame you for not knowing who he is. Consuelos is a Spanish actor, and one of the stars of ABC’s long-running daytime soap All My Children, where he plays the role of Mateo Santos Sr., no doubt a suave Spanish dude who gets all the chicks. Besides being handsome, with a great last name to pick up girls with, and a burgeoning movie career, Consuelos is also married to Kelly Ripa, the hardest working woman in showbiz. And just in case you still don’t get why it doesn’t suck to be Consuelos, take a gander at what he goes home to every night below. Seriously, I hate this guy.

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Kelly Ripa is Cute and Cuddly and Other Stuff

How could you not love Kelly Ripa? Well, you’d have to be a goddamn commie scumbag not to love Kelly Ripa, that’s how. How could you not appreciate that perky personality? That nice, long, luxurious blonde hair? Or those blue eyes? Or are those greens? Look, it’s not like I sit around staring at the woman’s eyes, so I’m not sure if they’re blue or green. But my point remains: how could you not love Kelly Ripa? You can’t, that’s how. (Unless, as previously mentioned, you’re a Democratic-hating Commie. You’re not a Democratic-hating Commie, are you, punk?)

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Kelly Ripa in Fitness Magazine

At last count, actress/talk show host/baby making machine Kelly Ripa had three six different TV jobs going at the same time and was busy popping out her tenth kid. But then again, I’ve been known to be wrong before. Point is, Kelly Ripa is the hardest working woman in show business, and how she manages to find the time to do her movies, her TV programs, and still pop out a kid every other year is anyone’s guess. Or, for that matter, how she always manages to look stunning just about every day, such as this latest appearance in Fitness Magazine. Good God the woman is fit. And busy. And sexy. And oh so WOW.

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Kelly Ripa Bikini Pictures

These old, but nevertheless gorgeous bikini pictures of a gorgeous Kelly Ripa walking gorgeously (are you starting to see a trend here?) along a beach in a two-piece bikini isn’t really nothing surprising, since I think we all knew that Kelly Ripa had THIS in her. Then again, I’m not sure if that gorgeous body is the product of a stringent exercise regime, or just the byproduct of Ripa having 10 jobs at a time. What I’m trying to say is, the woman is way too attractive to be working way too hard. What’s the point of being hot if you don’t use it to make men do the work for you?

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Kelly Ripa in Hamptons Magazine

A reader requested these pictures of talk show host/soap opera star/sitcom star/mother of 50 Kelly Ripa in Hamptons Magazine a while back, but I couldn’t find any pictures for it. And now that I have, here you go, whatever-your-name is. (Sorry, dude, I don’t remember your name, I’m so ashamed.) Although I never followed her career or even saw a (purposeful) second of her TV show with that Regis guy, I always thought midget blonde dynamo Kelly Ripa was a hell of a looker. Now I have proof.

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