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The Girls Next Door 2008 Calendar

They’re tall, they’re sleek, they don’t have a single ounce of fat on their perfect bodies, they’re “the girls next door”, and they have a 2008 calendar. What more can you ask for in America? The right answer is, Not a damn thing, chump. To get Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt hanging on your walls, head over to Amazon.com or a calendar selling retailer of your choice to grab them now. There are two versions — the poster calendar and the wall calendar. I have no idea what the difference is, but there are two of them with two different covers (see below) and you can get either/or or both. I’d go with both. You know, because there are three of them. Wait, that means you should probably get three. Yeah, okay, that’ll work. Just in case, you know, you ruin one. Or two…

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More Kendra Wilkinson on Celebrity Rap Superstar

You gotta love Kendra Wilkinson. Or at least, I love Kendra Wilkinson. And no, it’s not because she’s a hot blonde and Playboy playmate, although sure, that doesn’t hurt or anything (what am I, a monk?). I love Kendra Wilkinson because she’s so uninhibited. You’re talking about a girl from San Diego, California who ended up in Playboy and now is living out her dream of being a rapper. Yes, a rapper. This skinny blonde girl from the suburbs loves rap so much that she’ll do a show like MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar. And you know, she’s not bad at it, either! OKay, okay, so I don’t think anyone will be rushing to sign her to a label, but it could have been worst. Some more pictures of Kendra Wilkinson doing her rap thang. Or as the kids call it, the rap “game”.

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Kendra Wilkinson on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar

“Girls Next Door” Playboy babe Kendra Wilkinson is every rapper’s wet dream — she’s a super hot white chick with a killer body who has been in Playboy, has her own TV show, and best of all? She’s nuts about the rap game. (That’s what the kids are calling it, right?) She’s such a fan of the genre that she even showed up on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar, where wannabe celebrity rappers like that guy from Napoleon Dynamite who plays Pedro gets to rap. It’s like Dancing with the Stars, and just as pointless, but boy is it fun to watch celebrities make total jackasses of themselves. But Kendra Wilkinson didn’t do that, of course; it’s hard to make a jackass of yourself when you look this good, and Kendra Wilkinson definitely looks that good. Some pictures of her from the show and a video of her performance below.

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Kendra Wilkinson at the 2007 ESPY Awards

Yah, yah, I know, that “Girls Next Door” TV show on the E! Channel is really, really silly. I mean, there are some silly things in this world, such as Paris Hilton being famous, Big George and his precious Yankees, David Beckham coming to play American soccer for some unGodly reason; but that “Girls Next Door” show? My God, there isn’t any words to describe what a messed up thing that is. But you know what? There’s one really good reason to watch it anyway (preferably with the sound muted), and that’s Kendra Wilkinson. This bundle of blonde joy makes that show about twice as watchable. With emphasis on watchable. Heck, I don’t even know any of the other girls’ names! Here’s Kendra at the recent 2007 ESPY Awards. Yum.

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Kendra Wilkinson Bikini Pictures

Granted, it’s kind of a lame cheat to see a woman you’ve probably already see in her birthday suit in the pages of Playboy now on the beach in a two-piece bikini. Then again, the woman in question is Kendra Wilkinson, i.e. the best damn thing about “The Girls Next Door” TV show, who looks just so bloody good it’s hard to think this is anything but great stuff. And indeed, I’m going to call bikini pictures of Kendra Wilkinson as good stuff, and move one from there. If you disagree, I shall have to throttle you with my bare feet. Of course this last promise is null and avoid if you are bigger, taller, and stronger than I, by which I mean, this last promise is null and void irregardless. Man, now I’m confused. Oh whatever, here’s Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini.

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Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson

It may be hard to believe, but your typical Playboy girls don’t do a whole lot for me. They’re always so white, so blonde, so busty, and so plastic looking. Of all the girls on that ridiculously silly show “The Girls Next Door” on the E! Channel, which chronicles the “life” (yeah, right) of a bunch of Playboy girls living in Hef’s Playboy Mansion, Kendra Wilkinson is the only one of the bunch who “does” it for me. Maybe it’s the cute face, or maybe the attitude, but she’s the only reason to ever watch that show because, well, it’s a really dumb show.

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