Holy Jesus, didn’t see this coming. But apparently Alec Baldwin doesn’t take disappointment very well, judging by this little voicemail he left his 11-year old daughter Ireland. Says Baldwin in the recorded voicemail when daughter Ireland didn’t answer her phone for a planned call between the two (Baldwin is divorced from wife Kim Basinger, and share custody of Ireland): “You are a rude, thoughtless little pig. You don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don’t give a damn that you’re 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you’re a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do as far as I’m concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.”
15 May 2006
Remember when Kim Basinger wasn’t crazy? Yeah, me, neither. But as hard as it is for us to believe, there was a time when Kim was just a sexy as hell actress. Then something happened and she got married to a snotty lardass named Alec Baldwin and it all went down hill from there. Alas, while Kim doesn’t look as good as she used to, we can still use our time machine and go back to when Kim Basinger was the object of men’s lusts everywhere. Check it out, Kim Basinger’s greatest hits.
19 April 2007