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Because You Demanded It: BLOODRAYNE 2 Trailer, Plot

29 April 2007

What, did you demand a “Bloodrayne 2″ because the first one was just so gosh darn good? Oh well, whether you wanted it or not, it’s here. Uwe Boll’s fiendish masterpiece, “Bloodrayne” (originally starring Kristanna Loken) gets a sequel in “Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance”. Boll once again directs from a script by Christopher Donaldson and Neil Every, but this time Natassia Malthe (”Elektra”) takes over the role of half-human, half-vampire vampire killer Rayne, who must journey to the Wild Wild West of America to battle vampire cowboys led by — gasp! — a vampiric Billy the Kid! No, I absolutely, positively kid you not.

Kristanna Loken in PAINKILLER JANE Promos

12 April 2007

You can’t keep a killer cyborg down. Based on the comic book created by Jimmy Palmiotti and Joe Quesada, “Painkiller Jane” follows the adventures of Jane Vasko — a woman in the not-too-distant future who has amazing self-healing powers. Once the DEA’s top agent, Jane was nicknamed “Painkiller Jane” by her father as a child; she has always had the ability to mentally push through even the most painful situations. Recruited into a covert government agency dedicated to containing and (if necessary) neutralizing the threat of individuals with superhuman neurological powers. Soon, however, Jane realizes she is one of those individuals. She cannot be killed.

Kristanna Loken’s “Painkiller Jane” is Not Like the Comics

13 March 2007

“Painkiller Jane” the TV show for the Sci Fi Channel won’t be anything like the comics, says the chracter’s comic book creator Jimmy Palmiotti, who co-created it along with current Marvel Comics headman Joe Quesada. While the comic had Jane as an undercover cop who gets blown up, and instead of dying gains the ability not to feel pain and becomes a vigilante, in the series Jane is “a DEA agent recruited by a covert government organization tasked with capturing “Neuros”: genetically enhanced individuals who possess superhuman powers of the mind. She discovers that she too possesses extraordinary abilities: She is impervious to injury, but not pain, and she develops miraculous regenerative powers.”

Kristanna Loken is Painkiller Jane in New Series

20 October 2006

Painkiller Jane was supposed to be a Sci Fi Original TV series back in 2005, when the TV movie starring Emmanuelle Vaugier as the titular character debuted. For whatever reason, it appears that Vaugier is out, and Kristanna Loken (”T3: Rise of the Machines”) is in, with the Sci Fi Channel ordering a full season’s worth of episodes (22 in all) for Sring 2007 debut, so say Variety. Based on a comic book of the same name, the series will follow “Jane Vasko, a DEA agent recruited by a covert government org tasked with capturing genetically enhanced individuals. When she discovers that she has her own set of powers — she’s impervious to injury, but not pain — Jane begins to search for what caused her transformation and her own connection to the people she pursues.”

“The Sarah Conner Chronicles” Finally Comes to TV

29 August 2006

Heard about this a while back, when it was still being pitched around Hollywoodland. Finally, Variety reports that the proposed TV show “The Sarah Conner Chronicles” — which follows Sarah Connor (assayed by Linda Hamilton in both “Terminator” feature films) after the events of “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” and her son John Connor, the savior of all humanity — is finally coming to the small screen, with the pilot to be directed by TV pilot vet David Nutter. Casting for the series has begun, but fans of the “Terminator” franchise shouldn’t expect Linda Hamilton to reprise the role that made her and tough chicks a household name. After all, she’s what, 70 by now?

Kristanna Loken is OK!

17 March 2006

Kristanna Loken dropped a major bomb with Uwe Boll’s “Bloodrayne”, but that’s not really her fault. It is, after all, a movie by Uwe friggin Boll. You can pour as much perfume as you want on it, it’s still gonna stink to High Heaven. Anyways, here’s lovely Kristanna Loken in a photoshoot for OK!

Kristanna Loken in FHM Magazine 2006

7 January 2006

German babe Kristanna Loken graces FHM Magazine once again, this time to promote her new vampire movie “Bloodrayne”, where Loken plays a vampire, or something. Does it really matter? Didn’t think so.