Kristen Bell is a Jogging Hottie
Let’s face it, given enough time, the right make-up (done by an army of the right people), and the right photography environment (i.e. lots of smoke and mirrors, or as I like to call it, the Barbara Streisand Technique), any woman who dares call herself a working actress in Hollywood can look good. Just take a gander at the mess that is Sarah Jessica Parker. In the right light, with the right camera angles, she doesn’t look entirely fugly. But only a truly hot woman can look hot in any situation, even when she’s out jogging. Yes, jogging. Kristen Bell is, truly, a jogging hottie. And you thought all those nerds liked Veronica Mars because it was, you know, good or something.
Kristen Bell is a Real Peach
I’ve already confessed this before, but when I first saw Kristen Bell, I didn’t really see what was so special about her. I still don’t think she’s overly special, but I gotta admit, the more I see of the little blonde dynamo (what is she, 4-foot and change?), the more I’m appreciating her. And yes, those bikini pictures from her movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” did add a lot to her appeal. The girl has one rockin’ body on her, that’s for sure. Here she is on the cover and in the pages of something called Atlanta Peach Magazine. Which I think is about peaches. In Atlanta. Maybe.
Kristen Bell Takes a Swing at Vanity Fair
Get it? Because Heroes and former Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell is sitting on a swing for this picture for Vanity Fair? Oh, man, I’m so clever sometimes I just want to punch myself in the face and call it a day. Anyhoo, here’s a very nice, leggy-rific picture of Kristen Bell passing the time between promoting the crap out of “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” and waiting for Heroes to head back into production so she can get back to work already. While I never saw much of Bell on Veronica Mars, it’s hard to get enough of her as Elle the crazy superpower chick on Heroes. And did I mention Bell is wearing a swimsuit and showing enough legs for two gals in the picture? Memo to whoever started this trend of “little clothes and high heels”: God bless you, chum.
Another Kristin Bell Bikini Picture from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Remember those bikini pictures we posted of Kristen Bell from her upcoming comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”? What? You don’t remember? What’s wrong with you. I’m talking about these and these. Now you remember? Well, apparently the guys behind “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” knows that those picture sent the Internet all afluttered (that means it was a good thing), so they’ve released yet another one of Kristen Bell in that delicious pink two-piece bikini. Will this make me see “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” when it’s released into theaters? Probably not, but it’ll sure make me want to buy the DVD. Or at least, borrow it from my neighbor and pretend I lost it. You know, the usual stuff.
More of Kristen Bell in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Let’s face it, there’s only one worthwhile scene in the entire “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” trailer that’s even remotely funny, and that’s when the dude tricked his friend’s girlfriend or wife or whoever to faux blow him while they’re talking on the phone. That’s basically it. The rest of the movie looks like it has as many laughs as my daily trips to the gynecologist, where I like to pretend I graduated medical school because, frankly, women are gullible. But I digress. Here are three more reasons to pretend you’re interested in watching “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” if your girlfriend insists on going to go see it. (God bless her if she does.) And yes, all three reasons are Kristen Bell.
Hollywood Top 5: Hottest TV Superpowered Girls
Hot girls on TV are pretty darn hot, but throw in a little super power, and all of a sudden it’s super power hot city. (Yeah, just go along with it.) So who are the hottest of the superpowered hot set? There are a lot of obvious ones (how about every girl that has ever showned up on either Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel, for starters), but some you might not have thought of. And we’re not just talking about superheroes, either; pretty much anyone with powers, bad girls and good girls, qualifies for our little list. Here then, is our Hollywood Top 5: The Hottest TV Superpowered Girls.
Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Good God, does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini or does Kristen Bell look fiiiiiiiiiiiiine in a two-piece bikini? Yeah, I’m going to have to go with the former — and the latter. There is a brief scene in Kristen’s upcoming movie, the comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, where Kristen’s character, the titular Sarah Marshall, bumps into her ex-boyfriend in a hotel lobby, and she’s wearing a bikini. And damn, I’m telling you, if that brief moment doesn’t sell this film, nothing will. Check out those bikini pictures from that scene, and the trailer for the movie, below. (And oh yeah, apparently the movie is also pretty funny.)
Kristen Bell is Smart (and Hot)
Kristen Bell is smart. Or at least that’s what her T-shirt tells me. And hey, when Kristen Bell is wearing a very tight T-shirt, what am I going to do, pretend I don’t notice? That’s like Charlie Sheen pretending he’s not the biggest douche bag in America. It just ain’t possible, man! But I digress. Here’s Kristen Bell modeling some shirts for some college magazine. I’m guessing NYU are the sponsors, since their name is on the shirts. And if not, hey, does it matter? You gotta dig Kristen Bell. And if you don’t, email me so I can go to your house and punch you in your nose and kick your cat. Bastard.
Kristen Bell as Slave Princess Leia (Gold Bikini Included) in Fanboys
In the new comedy Fanboys, a couple of dorky Star Wars fans travel to George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch to steal an early copy of Episode I: The Phantom Menace for their dying friend. This, I’m guessing, is set when The Phantom Menace first came out in 1999, or else it wouldn’t really make sense. But nevermind all that geek crap. In the movie, which co-stars Kristen Bell, she has a scene where she shows up in the infamous Slave Princess Leia gold metal bikini from Return of the Jedi. And you know how much I love my hot chicks wearing gold bikini pictures! So thanks to Greg who sent me these pictures, one fromthe Feb 2008 issue of SCI-FI Magazine and the other a promo still from the movie. You da man!
Kristen Bell in Complex Pictures
I love Kristen Bell. Seriously, she’s a hoot and a half. Take this passage from her interview with Complex Magazine (basically the most hyped magazine appearance by a blonde since, well, I don’t know since when!): “I’m 27 and it’s great to feel sexy, but it’s funny to have womanly assets that I’m still tapping into.” Heh heh. I don’t even know if she’s being totally serious or if she said that with a wink and a nod. But that’s Kristen Bell for ya, always the enigma. But anyways, without further ado, here are those Complex magazine pictures you’ve all been dying to see that reader The Phreaker was kind enough to send my way.
Kristen Bell’s Complex Magazine Videoshoot
Kristen Bell’s shoot for Complex magazine is all the rage, even though I don’t think anyone has actually even gotten their hands on the little buggers. (That’ll change soon when the magazine releases the issue with Kristen on the cover, I suspect.) But hey, why wait for the magazine, when you can see the videoshoot itself first? It’s almost like seeing the magazine except kinda better. I’ll take a video of a photoshoot instead of the pictures from said photoshoot anyday. Mind you, I’d still like to see those pictures, but beggars can’t be choosers. Check out the videoshoot. (By the way, how retarded are these entertainment news shows? Holy God. Who writes this crap that these people read off the teleprompter? “…shows off her lovely lady limbs”? Dear God.)
Kristen Bell in Complex Magazine
You know, I never really saw a full episode of Kristen Bell’s TV series Veronica Mars, and as a result I never understood what all the hoopla over Bell was. Then I saw her on Heroes. Now I don’t know if Kristen Bell’s Veronica Mars character was anything like the Elle girl in Heroes, but even if she was just a little bit — yeah, now I can see why she’s so appealing. She’s got that wacky, easy-going personality that geeks just totally dig. Anyways, here’s Kristen Bell in the latest Complex Magazine. Two covers for the price of one, kids. Can’t wait for the interior spread…
Kristen Bell is Single? Call Me!
So when I heard that Evangeline Lilly has split up with her fiance from Lost (you know, the short Scottish guy?), I was waiting for her phone call, but for some reason it never came. Oh well. I’d prefer to get a call from Kristen Bell anyways, who according to the tabloids have since split up with her boyfriend. I don’t know the guy’s name, I don’t know what he looks like, I only know that Kristen Bell is now single and ready to mingle, and I’m giving out my phone number. Call me, Kristen! (Or write. You can just write, if you want. We can start a long-distance correspondence, and then you can “accidentally” show up in my city, and then we’d go out for coffee, and then one thing would lead to another…) Gee, I better fix up my basement!
Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures from Heroes Set
In case you haven’t been watching TV, or if you don’t have TV, NBC’s hit show Heroes nabbed themselves a pretty big name in Kristen Bell. The former Veronica Mars star will be playing a character named Elle on the show’s season 2. Elle is described as a mysterious and sexy woman who can shoot electricity out of her hands. Or at least that’s what I heard. I could be wrong, of course. In any case, regardless of what character she’s playing on the show, it apparently involves Kristen Bell slipping on a two-piece bikini, do-me heels, and lounging around a swimming pool looking good. Man, I gotta start Tivo’ing Heroes Season 2 episodes…
Kristen Bell in Geek Magazine
You gotta love Kristen Bell — and if you don’t, you’re a big jackass. She’s a cool chick who just happens to be uber hot as well, and she’s into geeks. Or at the very least, she doesn’t mind geeks, which makes her personality a major plus. (Aside from the hot looks and sexy body, I mean.) Besides putting her fanboy bona fides to work by starring in the fanboy-themed movie “Fanboys”, Kristen will be forever inserted into the hearts and minds of geeks everywhere when she shows up in the second season of Heroes on NBC. What says geek more than being on a show about superheroes? Here’s Kristen Bell in Geek Magazine. (And you didn’t think there was any theme to my constant mention of geek. For shame.)
Kristen Bell Says Yes to Heroes, No to Lost
Apparently both the producers of ABC’s “Lost” and NBC’s “Heroes” were after Kristen Bell to join their show after her own show, “Veronica Mars” got canned by the CW or the WB or whatever the hell it’s called. According to published reports, Kristen has decided on a multi-episode stint on the second season of “Heroes” instead of flying to Hawaii and getting “lost” on an island filled with crazy bitches and monsters and whatnot. Hey, who can blame her. Although I don’t know about turning down Hawaii for L.A., but maybe that’s just me. Bell’s character on “Heroes” will be a girl name “Elle”, and chances are she’ll have powers, too. Can I recommend the producers give Kristen Bell the power to morph whatever clothes she’s wearing into a two-piece bikini? Because, you know, she looks good in that. See below for evidence.
Veronica Mars is Cancelled, Kristen Bell Still Hot
In case you were one of those people holding out hope that “Veronica Mars”, the show that starred a 24-year old girl as a High School student, you’re SOL, because your show is cancelled. As in, d-e-d, dead. Yup. Sorry, kids. But hey, at least you’ll always have memories of a girl who is way too old to be playing a high school character playing, um, a high school character who solves mysteries and junk. And Kristen Bell ain’t bad looking, either. Even if she was too damn old to be playing a high school girl. I mean, come on, I don’t mean to keep harping on it, but Kristen Bell should be playing 30-year old characters, not high school juniors.
Will Kristen Bell Return for “Pulse 2″ and “3″?
If you don’t know the name Joel Soisson, then you don’t like crappy, unnecessary direct-to-video sequels to moderately successful movies. Soisson is the master of superfluous remakes, having engineered, in one form or another, back-to-back sequels to gems like the “Dracula 2000″, “Hellraiser”, “Mimic”, “Prophecy”, and now, “Pulse”. As is his M.O., Soisson plans to make two sequels back to back, and will probably shoot both of them in Romania or thereabouts Eastern Europe where the dollar goes farther.
Hollywood Babes Love to Hold a “Grudge 2″
Who knew a scary ass Japanese mom and her equally scary ass kid could be so popular? Apparently the Japanese knew, because before “The Grudge” came to America, it was a Japanese horror franchise. Thanks to Sam Raimi, who knows a thing or two about cool horror franchises, “The Grudge” has now been Americanized (don’t get your panties into a bunch, the original Japanese creator/director is doing the remakes himself), which leads to Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nikki Griffin, Amber Tamblyn, Arielle Kebbel, Eva LaRue, and Kristen Bell braving the horrors to attend the premiere. Those brave, brave girls.
The CW’s Got Chicks, Man, Chicks. Part 2.
I don’t know what the CW is doing right, but it’s a lot of stuff. Then again, maybe they just know that the only reason guys watch the channel is for the hot chicks. (Because let’s face it, the only people who watches their channel for “the story” are squealing 15-year old girls.) Recently the CW had their official launch party, and babes in attendance included “Smallville’s” Kristin Kreuk and Erica Durance, “Veronica Mars’” 30-year old teenager Kristen Bell, Brittany “The Body” Daniel, “Seventh Heavenly” Beverly Mitchell, Hilarie “Who?” Burton, and of course, the “Gilmore Girl” herself, Lauren Graham.