If you don’t know the name Joel Soisson, then you don’t like crappy, unnecessary direct-to-video sequels to moderately successful movies. Soisson is the master of superfluous remakes, having engineered, in one form or another, back-to-back sequels to gems like the “Dracula 2000″, “Hellraiser”, “Mimic”, “Prophecy”, and now, “Pulse”. As is his M.O., Soisson plans to make two sequels back to back, and will probably shoot both of them in Romania or thereabouts Eastern Europe where the dollar goes farther.
9 October 2006
Who knew a scary ass Japanese mom and her equally scary ass kid could be so popular? Apparently the Japanese knew, because before “The Grudge” came to America, it was a Japanese horror franchise. Thanks to Sam Raimi, who knows a thing or two about cool horror franchises, “The Grudge” has now been Americanized (don’t get your panties into a bunch, the original Japanese creator/director is doing the remakes himself), which leads to Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nikki Griffin, Amber Tamblyn, Arielle Kebbel, Eva LaRue, and Kristen Bell braving the horrors to attend the premiere. Those brave, brave girls.
22 September 2006
I don’t know what the CW is doing right, but it’s a lot of stuff. Then again, maybe they just know that the only reason guys watch the channel is for the hot chicks. (Because let’s face it, the only people who watches their channel for “the story” are squealing 15-year old girls.) Recently the CW had their official launch party, and babes in attendance included “Smallville’s” Kristin Kreuk and Erica Durance, “Veronica Mars’” 30-year old teenager Kristen Bell, Brittany “The Body” Daniel, “Seventh Heavenly” Beverly Mitchell, Hilarie “Who?” Burton, and of course, the “Gilmore Girl” herself, Lauren Graham.
8 August 2006
Hot chicks love horror movies. Or at least, they love getting paid big bucks to star in Hollywood horror movies that are remakes of Japanese horror movies. Either/or. Here’s Kristen Bell and Christina Milian (who disappointly doesn’t show any abs; what a gyp) promoting their upcoming hopefully-it’s-not-teen-centric horror movie “Pulse” at Planet Hollywood. The original was a masterpiece of mood, inevitability, and senseless horror; I’m guessing the remake will be CGI and have a lot of screaming. Oh well.
12 July 2006
Only in Hollywood would really attractive women show up in their Sunday best (well, most of them, anyway) for the premiere of a movie about people they wouldn’t be caught dead dating. But thank God for Hollywod superficiality and those hard-working PR people, or else we wouldn’t have Kristen “Not from Veronica Mars” Bell, Ali “I Got Yer Lather Right ‘Er” Larter, Rosario “She’s Supposed to be Hot But I Don’t See It” Dawson, and Eliza “Albanian For Life, Beeyatch!” Dushku at the premiere of Kevin Smith’s “Clerks II”, the continuing saga of New Jersey’s “Star Wars”-lovin’, “Lord of the Rings”-hatin’, minimum wage-earnin’ losers. Wait a minute, is this movie about me?
10 July 2006
Holy shi-ite, Kristen Bell of “Veronica Mars” fame is friggin hot. I mean, Jesus Christ, she’s “hot” in the sense that, “Holy crap, I didn’t know she was that hot.” Here are some Kristen Bell bikini pictures in Shape Magazine. Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta run out and buy some “Veronica Mars” DVD box set.
18 May 2006
The CW is a really dumb name for a new network, but you can’t go wrong with loading your schedule with hot chicks. Damn these guys are smart! Some of the babes at the CW’s Upfront part includes “Veronica Mars” herself, Kristen Bell, “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush, “Seventh Heaven”-ly body Beverly Mitchell, one-half of “The Gilmore Girls” Alexis Bledel, “Smallville’s” resident hotties Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, Allison Mack, and of course, America’s top model herself Tyra Banks, huge forehead and all.
12 May 2006
Various collections of Hollywood’s hotties on the red carpet of the Target Couture Collection, including “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush, “Veronica Mars’” Kristen Bell, former child star turned adult babe Lacey Chabert, and the hottest hottie of them all, the Goddess herself, Stacy Keibler.
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24 March 2006
Here are some Kristen Bell to close out the day. The “Veronica Mars” star looks practically angelic in these photos. Must be the lights!
But seriously, though, isn’t she a little too old to still be playing a high school student? Is Hollywood really out of teen actors?
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Kristen Bell tries to shed her TV show image with a pretty sexy pictorial in Maxim Magazine’s March 2006 issue. It beats that goofy spread she did for Giant Magazine that’s for sure.
13 January 2006
Kristen Bell, the young lead of that teeny mystery TV series “Veronica Mars” (it’s on UPN or the WB or one of those, so don’t feel too bad if you’ve never seen it) in a somewhat weird spread for Giant Magazine. Sexy, this ain’t. Kinda cute. Kinda.
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7 February 2007