American Idol is Down to 9: See Ya, Chikezie
See ya, Chikezie, we hardly knew ye. Well, we didn’t really want to know ye, ye not being a smoking hot female and all, but you know, it was fun while it lasted, right? Although I would think having to sit through Simon’s incessant comparisons to theme park or cabaret or cruise line singers would drive a person nuts. And then there’s Randy incredibly non-committal criticisms; dude, tell them if they’re bad or not without wavering and covering it up with ridiculously run-on sentences, you chicken shit. Plus, don’t even get me started on Paula’s barely-lucid blah blah blahs. Seriously, why do they even allow Paula to talk at all? That girl is so high every episode it’s ridiculous. In any case, with Chikezie knocked off the show, here’s our tribute to him. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about more pictures of Kristy Lee Cook. Good God, that is one awesome hot girl.
American Idol Top 12 Girls Glamour Pictures
American Idol re-commences tonight with yet another elimination show, which means the remaining 10 contestants may have survived this far, and gets the pleasure of going on tour later on (cha-ching?), but after tonight, there will only be nine left. Who will it be? Kristy Lee Cook got all patriotic in a bid to stay, but David Cook blew the door off the barn with his rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean”. Seriously, wow, I only heard the last minute of that song and wow, it was still spectacular. In any case, while you’re waiting for the show to start (that Godawful “Moment of Truth” show is currently on, Jesus, what a wart on society that show is), check out some glamour shots of the girls that made it into the American Idol Top 12.
Shocker! Kristy Lee Cook Makes it to American Idol Top 10
America has renewed my faith in our inherent ability to fall for a pretty face, if last night’s American Idol is any indication. Yes, it’s true what you heard, despite landing in the Bottom Three once more, Kristy Lee Cook survives to enter the American Idol Top 10 and automatic inclusion into the American Idol Tour (that’s a good thing, right?). Instead, motorcyle-ridin’ Amanda Overmyer got bounced. So what does this say about us, the American reality show viewing audience? Um, for one, we like a pretty girl, and for two, we don’t like girls with skunk haircuts. But hey, I’m not complaining. This just means one more week of Kristy Lee Cook looking all sexy and whatnot onstage tryin’ her darnest. Either way, it’s win-win, baby.
Goodbye Kristy Lee Cook?
Is this the last week for our beloved country gal Kristy Lee Cook? Quite possibly. I’m sorry to say, but Kristy has been skating by on her looks these past few weeks, and I’m afraid today’s performance might just be the final nail in the not-as-talented-as-we-all-originally-thought coffin. And I hate to say it, too, being a big fan of Kristy’s ever since she auditioned in whatever city it was that she got picked up for the show. Oh, who am I kidding, she hasn’t been good since Hollywood week. She’s been downright awful, and as good as she looks, I don’t know if even the boys out there could keep voting for her. So I’m going to make a big prediction: This is Kristy Lee Cook’s last week on American Idol. But God, is she hot…
Kristy Lee Cook and her Cleavage Survives American Idol
Another week, another day of survival for our favorite American Idol, Kristy Lee Cook. This, despite a really crappy performance last week, and a mediocre one (in my humblest of opinions) this week. Then again, I’m sure the tight ensemble she was wearing, complete with generous helpings of cleavage (pictures below), helped to get the boys excited enough (har har) to run to the phone to dial her number. And you know what? After this week’s head-snapping number and the ass grind that she showed off from a few weeks back, Kristy Lee Cook sure seems to have a lot of ghetto in her. At least, for a self-proclaimed “country girl”, anyway…
Another Kristy Lee Cook Pic from American Idol
American Idol’s Final 24 contestants (12 women, 12 men) take the stage tonight in an attempt to woo the home viewer, who begins voting for their favorites starting with tonight, taking the control out of the hands of Simon et al. The boys will be up first, which means you can skip tonight’s episode if you so desire, because let’s face it, in a competition that has Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Smithson in the running, there’s no way in h-e-double-hockey sticks that one of the boys is going to win. This is a girl’s year, don’t even waste your time trying to convince yourself it ain’t true. It’s Carly Smithson or Kristy Lee Cook or bust.
AI’s Kristy Lee Cook Enters the Top 24
Yes! Another reason to keep watching bad kids pretend they can sing and adults trying to convince us that they in fact can sing! It’s another reason to watch another week of American Idol, kids, because our girl Kristy Lee Cook has made it into the Top 24. Which means now it’s up to you chumps at home to text in your votes for her on a regular weekly basis so I’ll have an excuse to keep watching this thing. With their Top 24 established, American Idol has released official promos of their wannabe singing stars. We’ll start with Kristy Lee Cook, of course.
American Idol: Kristy Lee Cook Survives Hollywood Week
Hallelujah! The only reason to watch this year’s American Idol, blonde country singer (and kickboxing) Goddess Kristy Lee Cook, has survived the show’s hellish Hollywood Week (which saw record numbers of cuts, ouch) and will be continuing onwards into the show’s Top 50. Up next for her: Getting into the Top 25 tomorrow. Meanwhile, did you know there is a Kristy Lee Cook Myspace page? Now I don’t know if this is her official Myspace page, or something a fan put up, but there is one nice pic of her on it. There are also some pics of her at the RMG record label site that are also pretty nice.
American Idol’s Newest Babe: Kristy Lee Cook
If you were watching American Idol’s seventh season premiere episode last night (and let’s face it, most of you were, don’t lie), then you caught the blonde girl from Oregon named Kristy Lee Cook and instantly fell in love. How could you not? She’s 23 years old of sex appeal and ass-kicking goodness (she’s training to be a cage fighter!). And oh yeah, she also has a pretty damn good voice to go along with those good looks and lethal fists of fury. Check out Kristy Lee Cook, possibly American Idol’s next latest and greatest hottie. And the best part? She’s gonna be baaaaaaaaack.