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Scientific Shocker: Krystal Forscutt is Still Smoking

17 February 2009

After a lot of research, International scientists using the magazine page turning method, have come to the conclusion that Australian model Krystal Forscutt is incapable of being smoking hot. This conclusion comes after many months of deliberation and painstaking research, in which our fearless nerds combed their way through every men’s magazine that is published in Australia, until they finally came to their conclusion. I could have told them that and save them a lot of time and effort. Couldn’t we try to cure cancer first, guys? Anyhoo, enough of the gibberish. More proof that Krystal Forscutt is awesomely in pictures. I love science.

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Krystal Forscutt is Your Fantasy Girl

28 August 2008

Krystal Forscutt has always been a fantasy girl, but Krystal Forscutt has never actually BEEN a fantasy girl. You know, swords and sandals, Barbarella, etc. That is, until now. Check out Krystal Forscutt in a fantasy-themed shoot. These pictures reminds me that it’s been a long time since filmmakers have given us a good ol fashion skin-and-sandals movie. You know, where the girls (usually slave girls) run around in skimpy outfits being chased by whatever, but ends up tripping and falling into each other’s arms, and making out? What, you’ve never seen movies like that? Man, you guys have been missing out. Anyways, Krystal Forscutt is now, literally, your fantasy girl. Excuse me while I go and daydream with my pants off…

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Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa Babe Sandwich

25 August 2008

You know what’s better than a post with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt, aka one of Australia’s best bikini import? How about a post filled with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt posing WITH Joanna Krupa, aka Poland’s best bikini import EVER? Yup, that’s what you’re getting with this post. It’s Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa in Zoo magazine, wearing little more than itty bitty bikinis, getting all cozy and all that other stuff girls seem to have no trouble doing. You put two guys together this close and we’re liable to start swinging. You put two hot girls together and it’s suddenly a best selling issue. Behold the Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa babe sandwich! Hungry yet?

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Krystal Forscutt is Still Wickedly Hot

4 July 2008

It’s Friday, and you know what that means — that’s right, it’s time for another pictorial spread by everyone’s favorite former Big Brother Australia contestant, Krystal Forscutt. Seriously, who knew you could make such a nice living by losing on a reality TV competition show? Krystal Forscutt is the poster girl for being hot and using that hotness to make a nice living appearing in various lads magazines (as they’re called over there, and by “over there” I of course mean everywhere that isn’t the United States, ahem). It’s Friday, and that means July 4th, but more importantly, that means another completely random, but totally hot, posting of Krystal Forscutt.

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Krystal Forscutt is Back and Still Really Awesomely Hot

25 March 2008

Former Australian Big Brother contestant Krystal Forscutt is just 21 years old, and she’s already destroyed pretty much every men’s magazine she’s been in. And when I say “destroy”, I basically mean, once she’s been put on your cover, you basically can never top it again. The woman is really that hot. Her latest venture is showing up in the latest “Need for Speed” game, “ProStreet”, and how long before she shows up in a movie as the token love interest or token trophy wife? Who says you need actual acting talent to be a working actress anymore; just ask Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan … well, I could go on forever, can’t I? Here’s more of Krystal Forscutt, because once you’ve had a taste, you can never get enough.

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Krystal Forscutt in FHM Again

29 December 2007

Former Australian Big Brother contestant Krystal Forscutt looks a little like Jessica Alba, but with a huge rack. I bring up Alba’s name because Krystal Forscutt mentions in this latest appearance in FHM, which she also conveniently appears in in all her glory hotness, that Alba is one of her idols, and that she wants to be in movies where she plays the “girl next door”. Um, Krystal Forscutt, the “girl next door” doesn’t look like a superhot movie star with a huge rack, baby. You have as much chance of playing “the girl next door” as I do playing Brad Pitt’s twin brother. Which is to say, thanks to my ultra good looks, is a real possibility! But I digress. Krystal Forscutt in FHM. Please to enjoy.

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We Have a Need for Krystal Forscutt

26 November 2007

Krystal Forscutt must hold the record for parlaying the losing appearance on a Reality TV show into a thriving modeling gig. And now the former Big Brother Australia sexpot can add videogame movie star to her list of credits when she appears in CGI form in the game Need for Speed: ProStreet. Besides this being the first Australian to show up in the videogame, it also means I gotta brust up on my racing games. I’m usually pretty good in racing games, but I never really got into the Need for Speed series, mostly because I can’t quite get the hang off all the modifications and junk that you have to do in-between the racing courses. Me, I just wanna race and that’s pretty much it. Anyhoo. Krystal Forscutt. Hot. Please to enjoy.

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Krystal Forscutt Brings Out the Zoo Animal In Me

14 September 2007

If Australian babe Krystal Forscutt doesn’t get better looking or more sexy everytime I see one of her magazine spreads (this one in Zoo), I’ll be a monkey’s uncle’s bald butt. But I’m not, because it’s true — Krystal Forscutt just keeps getting hotter everytime I see her in a magazine layout. Seriously, whatever they’re feeding these Aussies Down Under, they need to keep it up, because if even one-tenth of the women looks like Krystal over there, it’s a good thing no one decided to close that prison continent. Anyhoo, get some Krystal Forscutt and call me in the morning.

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Your Daily Dose of Krystal Forscutt

13 August 2007

Krystal Forscutt is one of those women who are, shall we say, smokin’ hot. Which means she invades men’s dreams when they least expect it, but instead of waking up screaming, they do everything they can not to wake up. It’s a tough life, but someone’s gotta do it. Having said that, here’s your Daily Dose of Krystal Forscutt, because a woman this smokin’ needs to be taken in doses, lest you fry your brains and become a vegetable. And there’s nothing worst than a guy with a T1 Internet connection and the inability to use it to search for hot babes on the net. Brrrrrrrr. Don’t even make me think about it.

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Your Daily Dose of Krystal Forscutt

18 June 2007

What’s a day without pictures of the ever gorgeous Krystal Forscutt in her bikini clad glory? Not a very damn good day, that’s for sure. So in an effort to save the day, here is your daily dose of Krystal Forscutt, one of the daily girls of Zooweekly in Australia, aka Down Under. Put another Krystal on the Barbie, why dontcha! Okay, real lame, but suck it up! Here’s some Krystal Forscutt. I think she used to be on Big Brother Australia or something. Or maybe I was hallucinating that whole season. Could happen, I was kinda messed up back then.

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Sunday Treat: Krystal Forscutt

15 April 2007

It’s not a very good Sunday down here. It’s a little rainy, drizzle, and driving is not recommended. It’s also moody as hell, what with the rain still lingering around and refusing to go and all. So what better way to chase away the bad mood than with a Sunday Treat consisting of Krystal Forscutt in lingerie and bikini pictures? Yup, there’s definitely nothing better. And if you need more excuses to ogle this gorgeous woman, hot about it’s Australian Day, and she’s Australian? (Okay, it’s probably not Australian Day, but just go with it…)

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Because You Demanded it: More Krystal Forscutt

15 March 2007

You can’t keep a Big Brother Australia contestant down. Well, maybe you can with some effort (or probably not a whole lot of effort, actually). But I digress. Here’s Krystal Forscutt to satiate your appetite for hot Australian women with really great bodies and the compunction (I think that’s a word) to show it off. According to my logs, you people seem to really dig this woman, so in my continued quest to serve you, my loyal readers (all 4 of you) here is more of Krystal Forscutt. You can thank me later. (Or not.)

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Krystal Forscutt

25 January 2007

In case you don’t know (and you probably don’t since, well, why would you unless you lived in Australia?) our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Krystal Forscutt, was a contestant on the Season Six of the Australian version of Big Brother. You know, that show where annoying people are placed in a house full of cameras and then we get to watch them pretend to “act like real people” by bickering and having sex in bathrooms and whatnot? Anyways, Krystal Forscutt didn’t win, but she’s a winner in my book after this posting. Did a Big Brother, Krystal? I’m available.

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