Kylie Minogue is hot, but Kylie Minogue in tight jeans is hotter. I’m not crazy about the metal things connected to those jeans, though. What’s that about? Didn’t miscellaneous chain stuff hooking onto jeans went out with the ’80s? Or ’90s? I remember we used to think this was cool. It’s not. Although it doesn’t look too bad on Kylie Minogue. Then again, she is Kylie Minogue, and most of us aren’t. So, you know, the lesson here is, everybody else, don’t try the chains with the jeans unless you’re a famous pop singer with a killer bod.
11 November 2008
Who doesn’t appreciate the might of America’s awesome military? Well okay, if you’re one of those people who we happen to bomb on a regular basis, then you might not share this opinion, but then again, I’m sure you had it coming. Anyways, it’s Veterans Day, when we celebrate our men and women in the military, past and present, which means it’s time to use this opportunity to do a Veterans Day Special: 5 Hot Chicks in Fatigues, in which we list and show pictures of five ridiculously hot women in ridiculously hot military fatigues. Hey, that’s just how we roll around these here parts. You got a problem with it, you take it up with the naked cowboy in Times Square. And yes, that last statement does too make sense, you’re just too dumb to get it. Anyhoo, let’s get on to the girls and their fatigues, shall we?
15 October 2008
I hear tell Australian tart Kylie Minogue is a majorly famous pop singer. I wouldn’t know. The only song I’ve heard from Kylie Minogue was “Outta My Head”, which had a pretty nice poppy beat to it, and I suppose you could call it “good”. As far as I can tell, Kylie Minogue’s fame is the result of 10% pop music singing ability and 90% hailing from her ability to wear as little clothes as possible, and looking fabulously hot doing so. Mind you, not that there’s anything wrong with that. If you got it, use it to advance your career, I always say. Which is why whenever I go to a job interview, I immediately take off my shirt. It works when the interviewer is a woman, but gets kind of awkward if it’s a guy. Most of the time, anyway. Here’s Kylie Minogue doing what she does best — posing in her bra and panties. God bless fitness. And sugary pop music.
13 November 2007
Aussie hotness Kylie Minogue is coming out with a new album called “X”, her tenth studio album (and first in four years) that will be released to the masses on November 26, 2007. Producers on the record include Bloodshy & Avant, Guy Chambers, Cathy Dennis, Richard Stannard, and Calvin Harris. The first single released off the album will be “2 Hearts”. She’s also doing the TV biz, with The Kylie Show, which was broadcast on the UK channel ITV1, and features Kylie in skits and what have you. And as if that wasn’t enough, the girl will be hosting the French reality TV show, Star Academy, next November along with French-Canadian diva Celine Dion. Damn, that’s one busy gal!
10 August 2007
If you were to rank all the hot women coming out of Australia, pop singer/actress/cancer survivor Kylie Minogue would probably rank pretty high on that list. Then again, if you have enough time to spend ranking hot women from various countries (or in this case, continents), then you have way too much time on your hands, and you gots to go get a life, my friend. In which case, you should get in touch with me, because we both don’t have any social life to speak off. Ugh, my life sucks. But I digress. Here’s some down under hotness with Kylie Minogue. This woman rocks my world.
14 May 2007
In case you somehow forgot, this post is to remind you that Aussie Kylie Minogue is really hot. She’s extremely sexy on stage, gyrating about the way popstars are wont to do. And by the looks of this performance, it certainly seems as if Kylie is preparing for her role on “Doctor Who” as what is described as a “sexy Cyberwoman”. That’s like saying “air is good for breating”. Kylie Minogue and “sexy” goes together like Britney Spears and a Looney Tunes cartoon. You can’t have one without the other!
23 April 2007
Word is that Down Under queen of dancing Kylie Minogue, who had just recently licked the crap out of breast cancer, will now be attempting to dominate and enslave humanity as a sexy Cyberwoman — half woman, half cyborg, all babe. From here: “Australian pop star Kylie Minogue will appear in TV hit series ‘Dr Who’ for its Christmas special, where she will play a sexy cyber woman who tries to lure the doctor played by David Tennant.” I tuned out of Doctor Who after Christopher Eccleston left, but I might just tune back in to catch this one…
5 July 2006
Kylie and Dannii Minogue are sisters. Aussie sisters. Now, the fact that they come from Australia really doesn’t have all that much to do with this post, but I thought I’d just mention that as, you know, I sort of need to write something in order to justify posting pictures of the sisters. So, er, here is “something”, and here are the pictures.
20 March 2006
You gotta hand it to Kylie Minogue. She doesn’t have all that great of a voice, the face is harder than it should be, and she’s too short for full-fledged hottie status. Then again, she is pretty sexy, and those music videos are out of this world hot as hell. Plus, she kicked breast cancer in the ass and lived to tell the tale, and how many people do you know who have done that? Okay, so there’s that Armstrong guy. But he was a dude, and cancer in the balls isn’t all that tough to kick. Wait, did I just say cancer in the balls? Oh man, Armstrong is my hero! But I digress.
23 February 2006
Breast cancer survivor and Aussie music babe Kylie Minogue has recently denied rumors that she’s going to get hitch with prettyboy Frenchie actor Olivier Martinez. This, despite what Martinez’s mouthy mom told New Idea magazine:
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16 January 2006
A large stack of Kylie Minogue pics because, as we all know, what this world needs most is more pictures of Aussie songtress Kylie Minogue shaking her goodies for all you boys out there. And some of you girls. Hey, I’m not hatin’. Some girls like other girls. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. As long as I get to watch, I mean. I do get to watch, right, girls? Cause I love to watch.
26 November 2005
Aussie single, actor, provocateur Kylie Minogue knows how to work what her momma gave her, and God bless her for it.

8 July 2009