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Latin Flavor of the Day: Carla Carrillo

8 January 2009

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Carla Carrillo, who I believe is a model from down under in Mexico. You know, that country known for its kangaroos and koala bears? I believe they also have some fine surfing water down there, too, but don’t take my word for it. Anyhoo, Carla Carrillo is from down there, as far as I know, though I could be wrong. As always, take what I say with a grain of salt. I don’t mean to actually eat the grain of salt. What are you, stupid? It’s just a saying. But enough chit chat. Carla Carrillo. Mexico. Hot. Please to ogle.

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Latin Flavor of the Day: Suelyn Medeiros

5 January 2009

According to official reports (aka her Myspace page), our Latin Flavor of the Day Suelyn Medeiros is a 22-year old brunette bombshell Brazil, but she currently calls Florida, California, and New York her home base of operations. Says the 22-year old sex Goddess: “Being happy doesn’t mean everything’s perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.” Obviously that’s easy for Suelyn Medeiros to say, being that she’s pretty close to perfect, big, luscious booty and plump lips being major bonuses. Continues Suelyn: “Life is to short and I want to make the best out of it.” That’s how I live my life, too, except I tend to procrastinate a lot and don’t do a whole lot from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., but other than that, we’re, like, soul mates or something!

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Latin Flavor of the Day: Ana Carmen Leon

22 December 2008

I haven’t a clue who Ana Carmen Leon is, but man, ain’t she flavorful? See, there’s a reason she fits perfectly in this category, although to be fair, we’re talking about hypotheticals here. Hypothetically, Ana Carmen Leon does sound like a Latin name; and hypothetically, Ana Carmen Leon is very attractive to look at, especially in her undies as she’s in in these pictures. Other than that, there’s nothing on the net that would even prove that Ana Carmen Leon actually exists — except, you know, she showed up one day for a photoshoot in Urbe Bikini magazine. And ’sides, since when have we allowed the questionable existence of a woman to deter us from ogling some gorgeous pics of her? And so, commence your ogling, gentlemen.

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Latin Flavor of the Day: Ariana Dechen

16 December 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is one Ariana Dechen, a woman with a freakishly hot body that you’d be hardpressed to explain to your buddies why you think she’s so bangable. But hey, in case you’re at a loss for words, just point to the curves and go, “Ga ga ga, curves, curves!” That should about do it. Failing that, just punch them in the face, steal their money when they’re knocked out, and buy a hooker in a dark alley. Or as I like to call it, a good ol fashion Saturday night in the city! Because, you know, I’m from the country and all. Well not really, but for the purposes of this post, just go with it. In any case, here are some Ariana Dechen in a bikini. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Mayra Suarez

25 November 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Mayra Suarez, a fashion model from Mexico. Celaya, Guanajuato, to be exact, where she was discovered in 2003, and has graced the pages of Glamour and Vogue Beauty. And since Mayra Suarez is from Mexico, and I don’t really have a whole lot else to tell you about her, this reminds me of a funny story from way back in my college days. You see, during one fateful Spring Break, we had the chance to either hightail it down South where all the kids were gathering, or head up North to Canada to see some bros. As luck would have it, gas was cheap back then, and we reasoned that we would head down South first, then head up North later at the tail end of our Spring Break. It was a flawless plan, but alas, it did not come to past. For you see, beer has a way of canceling plans. Stupid beer. Anyways, Mayra Suarez. She’s hot. Enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Mirella Grisales

18 November 2008

I’ll be honest with you, kids, I haven’t a clue who Mirella Grisales is, although she does have a listing on IMDB.com, mostly playing “herself”, which basically means she’s not really an actress. Maybe a model, perhaps? I don’t know. What I do know is that her name is Mirella Grisales, and that pretty much is my reasoning for putting her in the Latin Flavor category. If I’m wrong, hey, I’m wrong, and I’ll admit to it like a man. Of course by “admit to it” what I mean is I’ll pretend no one corrected me and just keep going on pretending I was right in the first place. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyways, here are some Mirella Grisales cause why the hell not? Exactamundo. (That’s Spanish, you know.)

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Latin Flavor: Karla Alvarez

14 November 2008

See, if you would just leave your house every once in a while, you would know who our Latin Flavor of the Day Karla Alvarez is without me having to tell you. Everyone who knows anything knows that Karla Alvarez is a Mexican actress from Mexico City, famous for roles on such classic TV as # “Tontas no van al cielo, Las”, “Heridas de amor”, “Inocente de ti”, and of course, my personal favorite, “¡Vivan los niños!”, which I think in English translates to, “That kid needs a whuppin! Take the belt to his behind!” Or I could be wrong, since I’m pretty much a shut-in and have no relationship with the outside world. Can you blame me? The world beyond my falls is so loud and scary. And besides, I have all the panda porn I need in my room. Safety first!

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Latin Flavor: Geraldine Bazan

10 November 2008

According to Wikipedia, our Latin Flavor of the Day, one Geraldine Bazan, is an actress, singer and anchorwoman who currently resides in the sunny side of Miami, but she spends a lot of her time doing soap operas down in Mexico City, Mexico, where she’s originally from. Obviously as is the case with most soaps, there’s probably a lot of crying, adultery, and a midget or two thrown in there for good measure. This is Mexican soap operas, after all, where if you’re not being really weird, you’re just not trying very hard. Or at least, that’s what my daily watching of The Daily Soup on the E! network has led me to believe, so if I’m being overly presumptuous and insulting to Mexican soap watchers, er, blame the Soup guys! Anyhoo, here’s some smoking hot Geraldine Bazan. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Ana Alves

3 November 2008

Now I don’t know who Ana Alves is, but I do know that with a name like “Ana Alves”, she’s gotta be Latina, right? And if I’m wrong, I’ll run into the middle of the road and get struck by a car, and that’s gonna hurt. And you know how I don’t like getting hit by a car. Who does? So here’s Ana Alves, our Latin Flavor of the day, and her nice curves, which as is the case with all girls with nice curves, looks even better in bra and panties. Ah, bra and panties. Has there ever been a better combination? You couldn’t go with bra and boots, for instance, or gloves and panties. Okay, you could go with those combination, too, but they just don’t sound as good as bra and panties. Thanks, guy who invented bra and panties!

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Latin Flavor: Karina Jelinek

28 October 2008

It’s not easy being a model and TV chick in a place like Argentina, which I imagine must be teeming with hotties with golden brown skin, killer curves, and the ability to slip on a two-piece bikini and prance around a beach at all hours of the day. Then again, that pretty much describes my high school days. Ah, the good old days. Wait, where was I? Oh right. Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Argentinian model and TV babe Karina Jelinek. Why should you care about Karina Jelinek? Well for one, she’s really good looking, and for two — well, the first one should just about do it. What, you want more? What are you, gay?

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Latin Flavor: Rita Guedes

24 October 2008

According to her IMDB.com bio, our flavorful Latina Rita Guedes started her showbiz career doing plays when she was 9 years old. Seriously. Or at least, that’s what some dude who updated her bio on IMDB.com says, and since anyone could do it, well, take it or not, what do I care, it’s not like I got money on it or sumthin’. Anywhoo. So, Rita Guedes hails from Catanduva, São Paulo, Brazil, and again according to IMDB.com, she’s got enough TV credits to choke a horse, and you gotta admit, it takes a lot to choke a horse, so if Rita has enough credits to do it, then well done! Having said all that, here’s some Rita Guedes. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Merche Romero

22 October 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is one Merche Romero, a Spanish-Portuguese model and actress, or as they call it overseas, TV presenter. Which means they work on TV, and doesn’t necessarily act. Although to be fair, TV presenters are probably better actors than the celebrities they interview; let’s face it, when you have to pretend you give a shit what these people are saying, you gotta be uber talented. But I digress. Merche Romero is so hot she dated a soccer player 9 years younger than her, and considering that soccer players in Europe are bigger stars than movie stars, you better have a little sumthin’-sumthin’ for them to dump all the young girls for. Mind you, not that Merche Romero is an old hag, as these pictures can attest to.

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Latin Flavor: Cecilia Galiano

20 October 2008

Our Latin Flavor is one Cecilia Galiano, whose last name is sometimes spelled with an additional “l”. I think. I could be talking about two completely different women and never know it, and you know what? I’m not gonna correct myself. In fact, I’m gonna pretend like I’m writing about the same woman, and move on. Why? Because that’s just how we roll around these parts, that’s why. So who is Cecilia Galiano? No idea. Besides being a very hot Latina from parts South, she would look mighty fine sitting in my basement playing Monopoly. Because you know I love me some Monopoly with a hot woman who probably can’t speak English.

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Latin Flavor: Gaby Ramirez

15 October 2008

From what I can tell, our Latin Flavor of the Day Gaby Ramirez is either an actress or TV host down south in Mexico. Oh sure, I could spend a couple of seconds and do actual research n the girl, but who do you think I am, a journalist or something? Anyways. Her name is Gaby Ramirez, and while she’s not the best thing to come out of Mexico since sliced bread, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with her, either. And in this day and age, having nothing wrong with you is almost good enough to get by. Or at least, that’s my motto: “Stay out of people’s way, and if a throwdown goes down, encourage it and sit back and enjoy the fun!” Works for me.

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Latin Flavor: Norelys Rodriguez

10 October 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Norelys Rodriguez, a former Miss Venezuelan contestant who didn’t win the pageant, but did come in second. Or runner up, as they call it in “the biz”. But no matter, although she didn’t win the pageant, Norelys Rodriguez did go on to do a lot of modeling and putting that nice tight body to good use. Lucky for us, then, that most of her modeling usually involves Norelys Rodriguez showing up to work in a two-piece bikini, because let’s face it, when your body is devoid of any fat at all, it’s a crime to keep it hidden underneath clothes. Shirts and pants are for fat people. Bikinis are for hotties like Norelys Rodriguez

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Latin Flavor: Marisa Perez

8 October 2008

Now I may not know all that much about our Latin Flavor of the Day, but I’m reasonably sure that Marisa Perez is Latina. I think the last name pretty much gives it away. So what about Marisa Perez? Well, I don’t have a bio on her, but excuse me if I think a woman is more than just her bio, where she comes from, what she’s done, all that stuff that doesn’t really matter. That’s just parts of a woman; what really matters is how good she looks in a two-piece bikini, and in that area, Marisa Perez’s got it covered. Somewhat. And yes, that whole “hook your thumb into your bikini bottom and pull it down” does in fact still make me all tingly (you know, down there). So thank you, gay photographers everywhere! Here’s Marisa Perez. Please to ogle.

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Latin Flavor: Gabriela Rabelo

7 October 2008

That’s right, buckaroos, it’s another time for some Latin Flavor, this time with Sao Paulo’s own, Gabriela Rabelo. Sao Paulo is located, of course, in Brazil, or as I like to refer to it, That really awesome country that keeps giving us these bikini-clad babes. Really, when you think about it in the grand scheme of things, has one country ever contributed so much to the world of men? I dare say, No! So thank you, Brazil. Thanks for Adriana, Gisele, and now Gabriela, plus the thousands of other Brazilian beauties you’ll eventually give us in the coming years. Yes, Brazil, if you were a girl, I’d hogtied you, throw you in my van, and have my way with you. Alas, you’re a country, and I’m not nearly big enough to satisfy all of you.

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Latin Flavor: Ingrid Grudke

2 October 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Ingrid Grudke, a blonde beauty from Misiones, Argentina, which if my outstanding knowledge of South America geography is correct, is located somewhere between the Gulf of Mexico and, er, Mexico. But never mind the map lessons, my friends, let’s concentrate on the girl. You might have seen her in the movie “Papá se volvió loco” and, um, other stuff on TV. I think she’s been on TV, too, but don’t hold me to it. The point is, she’s a model from Argentina, and is, as the kids would say, easy on the eyes. Plus, she’s got purty curves and what the Amish call good birthing hips. You’re interested in birthing hips, aren’t you?

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Latin Flavor: Danielle Nogueira

1 October 2008

I was originally going to put this post the Lingerie Model of the Day category, but then I realized that might be shortchanging Danielle Nogueira just a little bit, and the last thing we want to do is to shortchange a babe in a bikini. That’s just not how we roll around here, doncha know. So her name is Danielle Nogueira, and she’s yet another perfect Brazilian to grace magazine covers and slip on lingerie for fashion designers around the world. And check it out — I actually think Danielle Nogueira also kinda looks a lot like a brunette version of Brooke Burns. Am I right or am I right? Anyways, please to enjoy some lingerie and bikini pictures of this very flavorful newcomer.

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Latin Flavor: Mariana Rodrigues

30 September 2008

Now I don’t exactly know who Mariana Rodrigues is, or where she comes from, but being that her last name is “Rodrigues”, I’m going to naturally assume that she’s from Latin America or thereabouts, or is of Latin heritage. And if not, well, I blame it all on my poor public school education, which has convinced me that anyone whose name is hard to pronounce must either be German or Brazilian. I don’t think Mariana Rodrigues is either German or Brazilian, but she probably hails from a country down south. And if not? Uh, it’s all good. Here’s Mariana Rodrigues in a bikini looking all kinds of good and junk. As George Lopez would say, “Whatcha!!!!” He says that, right? I’ve only seen an episode or two, so I’m guessing. Please to enjoy.

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