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Latin Flavor: Vanessa Arias

26 September 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Vanessa Arias, a Mexican actress from, er, Mexico, of course. She’s known primarily as a soap opera actress (or as they call it over there, telenovas), and has starred in such great works as “Amigas y rivales”, “Velo de novia”, and of course, my personal favorite, “Mujer, casos de la vida real”. Now you know I don’t go anywhere without catching the latest episode of “Mujer, casos de la vida real”. Am I right or am I right? Okay, so I don’t know what any of these things are. But you know what I do know? Vanessa Arias is friggin gorgeous, and she’s got a body that just doesn’t quit. Heck, when everyone else goes home, Vanessa Arias’ body stays behind and keeps on working. Now THAT is a body that doesn’t quit!

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Latin Flavor: Ines Sainz

11 September 2008

Wait, so let me get this straight: she’s hot, she looks great in a two-piece bikini (and she doesn’t mind wearing it all day long too, apparently), AND she loves sports, probably more than 50% of all the men out there? Dude, if that isn’t the definition of the perfect woman, then you have permission to slap me on the ass and call me Sally. (But only after you buy me dinner first. Come on, that’s just the right thing to do.) Who am I talking about? Mexican sports reporter Ines Sainz, of course, although I think she’s since gotten married and added an extra name to her last name, but since I’m too lazy to actually, you know, bother with actual research, let’s just stick to Ines Sainz and marvel at that nice body. Oooooh, flavorful.

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Latin Flavor: Yasmin Jordao

9 September 2008

Yasmin Jordao is a model from Brazil. Need I say more? Already, you’ve conjured up two images: a great bikini body and great, alluring eyes. A pretty face, nice hair, and curvy curves don’t hurt, either, and yes, Yasmin Jordao has got all of those things, too. Will she be the next Brazilian supermodel? Maybe, maybe not. Probably not. Because let’s face it, how many Brazilian supermodels can we accommodate before the world of supermodels implodes on its own sexy, oh so sexy self? I don’t know what it would take, and I don’t wanna find out, cause you know me, I love me my interchangeable Brazilian hotties. So enough blubbering. Here’s Yasmin Jordao and her bikini curves.

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Latin Flavor: Ana Carolina da Fonseca

2 September 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is one Ana Carolina da Fonseca, yet another Brazilian Goddess to slip on a bikini and turned the world’s heads. So, you want to know more about her? Well, here’s what Wikipedia has to say: “She was born in Brazil to Portuguese parents and moved to the United States at the age of 12. She is most notably known for her work as the model/presenter on the show El Blablazo and its spin offs, which aired on Univision from 1998-2001. In 2003, she starred in the telenovela Te amaré en silencio opposite Mexican actor Eduardo Yáñez. Ana Carolina is fluent in Spanish and English, as well as her native Portuguese.” And did I mention that she looks really good in a bikini?

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Latin Flavor: Ingrid Martz

27 August 2008

It’s been a while since we dipped into the pool of the Latin, or as I like to call it, the Latin Pool of Oozing Hotness, so why not do another Latin Flavor of the Day starring one Ingrid Martz? Okay, then, stop pushing me. Geez, you guys are so demanding. Anyhoo. Here’s Ingrid Martz. She’s a Mexican actress known for her TV, movies, and music videos. And really, if you were a musician and you could put any girl in your music video, and preferably make out with her while in the video, why would you look anywhere other than Ingrid Martz? See, this is why guys dream about becoming musicians. Sure, there’s the money, the fame, and the glory, but really, isn’t it all about making out with a really hot chick in your music videos?

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Latin Flavor: Emanuela de Paula

20 August 2008

Oh my, is our Latin Flavor of the day Emanuela de Paula destined for greater things or what? I’m pretty sure she is, what with that perfect combination of exotic appeal and killer body type. Emanuela hails from Cabo de Santo Agostinho, Brazil, which makes her Brazilian, if my geography is correct. Obviously that makes it pretty clear that becoming a world-famous supermodel is pretty much in the girl’s genes, if her fellow Brazilian supermodels are any indication. And you can’t deny genes. Why, the last time I tried to deny him, Gene busted in my room and kicked my cat. Stupid Gene. But I digress. Here are some examples of Emanuela de Paula’s wares. Yup, them’s some awesome wares she’s got going on there…

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Latin Flavor: Renata Maciel Dos Santos

21 July 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Brazilian model Renata Maciel Dos Santos. I hasten to call her a supermodel, even though I actually put her in the Random Supermodel of the Day category a while back. Hey, I can go back on my word, can’t I? What is this, a court of law? Are you my judge, jury, and executioner? Get off my back! Where was I? Oh right. Renata Maciel Dos Santos is certainly a flavorful doll, although curiously she doesn’t really look all that Brazilian. At least, as compared to all the other Brazilian models that have shown up on the world stage. Kinda looks European, actually. Maybe even Swedish. Well, okay, not Swedish, but I wouldn’t immediately think “Brazilian” if I saw her on the street. Mind you, that still won’t prevent me from running into a wall, but I digress.

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Latin Flavor: Bianca Klamt Motta

15 July 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Bianca Klamt Motta, a Brazilian model from, well, Brazil. Sao Luis, Maranhao, Brazil, if you want to get really anal about it. But Bianca is a bit of a strange duck — although she hails from Brazil, our flavorful girl (who looks mighty fine in lingerie, I might add) is actually half German and Italian. How she ended up in Brazil is a mystery only God and her parents know, and probably her family members, if you want to get technical about it. Speaking of which, what’s with all the need for details when we have such a hot piece of you know what in all kinds of silky smooth, sexy lingerie? Here’s Bianca Klamt Motta. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Fernanda Lopez

4 July 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is one Fernanda Lopez, who is an actress and model. I think. I don’t really know all that much about her, being that I haven’t watched a single second of Spanish TV, and whenever I try, invariably a midget wearing a cowboy outfit runs out and starts going “bang bang” with his fingers at a hot girl in a two-piece bikini and do-me pumps. It’s very disconcerting, to say the least, especially since I’m kind of frightened of midgets and cowboy outfits, so put those two together, and I’m usually freaking out. Anyways, that’s my excuse why I know nothing about Fernanda Lopez. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Catalina Maya

28 June 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is one Catalina Maya, a Colombian model from Medellin, Colombia (hey, isn’t that where all my drug sources — er, I mean, drugs come from?), who according to these pictures, can do Britney Spears better than Britney Spears could ever hope to do, much less now, since she’s, you know, gone so far off the cliff that she barely looks like Britney Spears anymore. Seriously, usually hot chicks in schoolgirl uniforms don’t do it for me, but I have to admit, Catalina Maya’s got that seriously sexy face and smoking eyes that manages to overcome my indifference to this staple of “sexy” photoshoots. Pigtails and Catholic schoolgirl uniforms have never looked hotter. Please to ogle.

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Latin Flavor: Natalia Jerez

26 June 2008

Let’s face it, I could go on and on and pretend I know who the hell Natalia Jerez is, but I’m not, because that’s just how it’s gonna be today. Maybe on another day I’ll pull out the bullshit shovel and start shovelin’, but why bother? I blame it on my ability to be lazy at the drop of a hat. Anyhoo, she is a Latina who may or may not be Colombian (what am I, the Latin detector?), and is the host of something called Isla de los famosos: Una aventura Maya – Colombia, La, according to IMDB.com. But never mind all that background noise. Here’s a pictorial she did for Soho, including the video because that’s just how I roll.

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Latin Flavor: Adriana Fonseca

22 June 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Adriana Fonseca, a Mexican actress who hails from the port city of Veracruz in the Mexican State of Veracruz, which I’m told is nowhere near Chicago, Illinois, although the guy who told me that is Ed, and Ed is not so good at geography. But I’m going to take his word for it this time. (You better not be wrong, Ed!) So where was I? Oh right. Adriana Fonseca. Besides winning “El rostro de El Heraldo de México” in 1997 (I have no idea what that is; don’t even ask), and is probably best known for playing Montserrat Linares in the TV show Bajo las riendas del amor. I guess. It’s not like I know for sure or anything. The girl is hot and here she is. Nuff said.

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Latin Flavor: Gabriela Vergara

17 June 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Gabriela Vergara, a Venezuelan beauty from Caracas, and one of the stars of Univision’s Spanish version of ABC’s slutty MILF show Desperate Housewives, or as its called down Southaways, Amas de casa desesperadas. Which, I think, roughly translate to, Dumb ass show about slutty MILF housewives. Or maybe not. Either way, Gabriela Vergara is one of its stars, and if you ever find yourself watching something that looks strangely like Desperate Housewives, but Teri Hatcher is nowhere to be seen, then you’re probably watching the Spanish version. In which case, enjoy the wonders of Gabriela Vergara and her fabulous freckles.

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Latin Flavor: Ivonne Soto

11 June 2008

I have to admit, you don’t find a lot of women like our Latin Flavor of the Day Ivonne Soto in the general Mexican population. And no, I’m not talking about the blonde hair, or the generous chest, I’m talking about the tone body. When was the last time you saw a Mexican woman, nevermind a model or actress, with this kind of tone body? So who is Ivonne Soto, this very eye-pleasing woman from Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua? No idea, but according to my research (i.e. I clicked on IMDB.com) she’s a model and actress, most famous for her role on the Mexican TV show La Hora Pico. Okay, so it’s also her only TV show, but you know, she’s still famous for it, so technically I’m right. So there, stick that in your burrito.

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Latin Flavor: Natalie Martinez

3 June 2008

Who is Natalie Martinez, you ask? Don’t worry, it’s not your fault if you don’t know the name, or that gorgeous face, since the former model turned actress’ biggest and most well-known work so far has been roles on two craptacular TV shows called Saints and Sinners and The Fashion House on the equally craptacular My Network TV. But all that should change when she shows up as the world’s hottest grease monkey in the futuristic actioner “Death Race”, a remake of the 1975 flick of the same name. In the movie, Martinez plays Case, a mechanic who helps out star Jason Statham’s character. One really, really hot mechanic, at that. (Martinez, not Statham. Ahem. Although I’m sure Statham is considered hot, too, in certain quarters. Just not in the quarters that makes up my pants.)

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Latin Flavor: Iran Castillo

28 May 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day may be named Iran Castillo, but she ain’t from Iran, since, well, that would sorta make this post kinda stupid and ill-conceived — or, actually, more stupid than it already is. But anyways, her name is Iran Castillo, and she hails from Veracruz, Mexico, and according to IMDB.com, she’s an actress with a ton of shows and movies to her credit. She gives great eyes, and the rest of her ain’t bad, either. Which reminds me, I was once offered a free trip to Iran, but after thinking about it, decided not to go. Well, that’s pretty much it, there was no reason why I didn’t go, I just didn’t. Um, yeah. Pictures forthwith.

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More Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures

20 May 2008

Going under the never-done-me-wrong-yet assumptions of, “If it feels good, then do it,” and “If it was great the first time, why wouldn’t it be great the second and third time, too?”, here are more bikini pictures of Smallville star Laura Vandervoort, who will no doubt be going on to more fame and fortune beyond the idiot tube. Or hey, if her movie career doesn’t take off, she can always take solace from the fact that she’ll always be a major star in my fantasies, and let me assure you, I’m pretty selective. Anyhoo, here’s more of Laura Vandervoort on the set of her new movie “Into the Blue 2″, where, apparently, everyone wears a bikini. God Bless crappy direct-to-DVD sequels.

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Latin Flavor: Ana Luiza Castro

16 May 2008

You’re never going to mistake our Latin Flavor of the day, a model named Ana Luiza Castro, as one of those skinny skanks that graces runways and magazines nowadays, because Ana Luiza Castro is all meat and bones and she still manages to look gangbusters in a two-piece bikini. Now I don’t know all that much about Ana, or what her background is like, but if I had to guess, I would say the girl comes from either Mexico or Argentina or thereabouts. Basically, she’s Latin, and that’s all you need to know. That, and she’s really smokin’.

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Latin Flavor: Natalia Rodriguez

14 May 2008

Now I don’t know if this Natalia Rodriguez that showed up a few years ago in FHM is the same one from Wikipedia that I’m about to fill you in on, but hey, if it’s not, then whatever, it’ll just be another person I mistook for someone else. So what else is new? Anyways, here’s Wikipedia: “Natalia Rodríguez Gallego is the full name of the Spanish singer Natalia. She was a contestant on the successful Spanish TV show Operación Triunfo in 2001, where she finished 14th. She is the Spanish Pop Princess.” You know, they call me a Pop Princess, too, but not because I know how to sing. Um, but perhaps I’ve said too much.

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Latin Flavor: Zaira Nara

5 May 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Zaira Nara. Who is Zaira Nara? Um, besides the fact that she’s a real gem when modeling a two-piece bikini (which she seems to do often, if these pictures are any indication), I have absolutely no idea. And you know what? I don’t care to find out. Call me superficial, call me lacking in substance, call me anything, as long as you call me, because I’m so gosh darn lonely. Seriously, someone please call me! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, Zaira Nara is really hot, and we’d like to thank her genes for the hard work. It’s much appreciated.

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