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Latin Flavor: Claudia Lizaldi

2 May 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Claudia Lizaldi, who is yet another product of the Wonder World of Big Brother Reality TV show, which is, as you might expect, as “realistic” as Britney Spears trying to convince you she’s not the world’s most terrible mother. After her stint on the Mexican version of Big Brother, Claudia Lizaldi parlayed her runner-up status into gigs on TV, including “Fea más bella, La”, “Oreja, La”, and of course, the one Mexican TV show I never miss, “Vecinos”, cause you know, I love me my “Vecinos”. (I think it means “chicken” in Spanish.) And oh yeah, there are all those modeling in men’s magazines, which is why we really love her.

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Latin Flavor: Andrea Bolatti

22 April 2008

Oh, the girls of Latin America. Will we ever run out of them? Well probably not, seeing as how there are like a billion of them down there, and if only 1% of them are uber hot, then we’ll have plenty of Latin Flavors to post day in and day out. Mind you, not that I’ll end up doing that, being that my one biggest fault is my general laziness. You dangle anything in front of me, and I’ll end up chasing it instead of doing what I should be doing, like working looking for someone like Andrea Bolatti to ogle. Because, you know, ogling is a very important part of my life. It’s right up there with glazed donuts and kicking homeless people and then running away while promising to come back and give them money. It’s just good fun.

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Latin Flavor: Gabriela Barros

16 April 2008

Let’s face it, there’s nothing chilly about former Mrs. Chile Gabriela Barros. In fact, she’s practically smokin’. After representing Chile in the 2004 Miss Universe beauty pageant and eventually coming in at #12, which ain’t really that bad; that means she’s the 12th hottest girl in the Universe in 2004. Or I think that’s how that works. In any case, the winner for that year was Miss Australia, Jennifer Hawkins. But it’s not as if Gabriela Barros has done so badly for herself. She’s modeling around the world and does hosting duties for Italian channel RAI. Plus, she still fills out that bikini like no one’s business.

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Latin Flavor: Pilar Montenegro

13 April 2008

Our Latin Flavor for the day is Pilar Montenegro, although her birth certificate supposedly reads “María del Pilar Montenegro López”, which is like seriously way too long, thus the shortened version. Or at least, I’m sure that’s how it happened. She’s an actress from Mexico, doing mostly TV work, although IMDB.com seems to list a lot of her credits from shows in the ’90s. By the millennium, she was showing up on TV shows as herself, which probably means her heyday has long past. Mind you, not that you could tell by looking at these pictures. Looks like the lady still has her best days ahead of her to me. Then again, I’m easily blinded by big booties. It’s my Achilles Heel, what can I say.

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Latin Flavor: Angela Segal

10 April 2008

According to IMDB.com, our Latin Flavor of the Day, one Miss Angela Segal is 24 years old and hails from Londrina, Paraná, Brazil, not to be confused with London, Brazil, which I think is somewhere across the Atlantic, but don’t hold me to it. IMDB.com has her listed as playing a “Judge” in something called Singles Court, which is either a court for single people, or, well, it’s probably not that, but whatever. Angela Segal is most likely a model, and back in 2007, she was in an issue of GQ magazine. Yes, that’s basically it. Oh well, hopefully she’ll resurface to give us a little bit more.

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Latin Flavor: Filipa De Castro

1 April 2008

Now I don’t have any concrete proof that Filipa De Castro is indeed from a Latin country, and thus qualifies to appear in our Latin Flavor category, but going just by the name alone, I’m gonna have to risk it anyway. Yeah, it’s a risk, but I’m gonna take a shot at it, cause that’s just how we like to roll around here. And of course by “roll” I mean push each other down the street while straddling those giant stone wheels you see in comic strips about cavemen. Hey, what can I say, real cars are expensive. Plus, our bikes broke down last week. Wow, this totally pointless entry sure is getting more pointless with every sentence, huh? Anyhoo. Filipa De Castro. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Natalie Weberuna

26 March 2008

Argentinian model Natalie Weberuna either has Latin America’s greatest ass, or it’s pretty damn close. And oh yeah, the rest of her ain’t all bad, either. Wait, what’s that? You want to know even more about Natalie Weberuna? Well tough luck, chicos, because I ain’t got nuthin’ else for ya. A cursory of the Interwebs, including extensive searches through Google (and of course by “extensive” I mean I type in her name, and when I didn’t get anything, I gave up) have yielded nothing about our Latin Flavor of the day. Oh well, as they say, all good things come in bits. Wait, they do say that, don’t they? Let’s just go with it, then.

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Latin Flavor: Lola Ponce

17 March 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Lola Ponce, born Paola Ponce (or PP, as her friends call her, which is probably why she changed it — well not really, but you know, it could be true), an Argentinian model, singer, and actress. According to some guy on IMDB.com, Lola has been dating some dude name Manuele Malenotti for the last three years (lucky bastard), and she’s currently “In couple with Notre Dame pal Giò Di Tonno”, whatever the hell that means. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Ana Sofia Henao

13 March 2008

Being the bikini connoisseur that I am (hey, it’s not just a job, it’s a privilege; how can you, too, become a bikini connoisseur? Email $20 to my Paypal account and I’ll show you the way, my padawan), I’m always on the look-out for a woman who can fill out that two-piece bikini like no one’s business. And I have to say, our Latin Flavor of the Day Ana Sofia Henao is definitely making a case for having a pretty excellento (that’s excellent in Spanish) bikini body. She’s not quite there yet, mind you, but given a little more time in the gym (do they have gyms in Colombia, and are they made up of coconuts?), a better diet, she could harden that mid-section and get Nell Andrews in a bikini hot. But hey, she’s getting there, and it’s a work in progress…

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Latin Flavor: Aylin Mujica

12 March 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Cuban model, actress, and ballet dancer (yes, ballet dancer) Aylin Mujica. Though born in Cuba, our girl finally managed to escape the wicked fingers of Fidel and his bros, and now calls Mexico City, Mexico her home. She’s married to some TV big shot down South, and has appeared in various magazines. And oh yeah, she’s got a big ol booty, which works because all Mexican women should have big ol booties to fill out those bra and panties (or lack there of) that they look so good in. Please to enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Belinda Peregrin

27 February 2008

It’s been a while since we indulged in a little Latin Flavor, so what better way to kick back into the groove then with a little dose of Belinda Peregrin, a Mexican singer and actress who also boasts two Latin Grammys nomination. If, you know, you’re one of those people who still thinks the Grammys are cool. But I digress. Belinda Peregrin was actually born in Madrid, Spain, but moved to Mexico very early in her life, and thus she’s more Mexican than Spaniard, I guess you’d call people from Spain. Check her out.

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Latin Flavor: Araceli Gonzalez

21 February 2008

Boy, I remember when I was watching that Argentinian TV show where our Latin Flavor for the day, Araceli Gonzalez, was hosting, and boy, did she do a bang up good job! And now, let me apologize for that last statement, because it’s a big ol lie. I’ve never seen an Argentinian TV show, and in fact, if you asked me where Argentina is, I’d tell you north of China or thereabouts. For you see, I suck, and I tend to make up crap in these posts to fill space. Having said that, now let me introduce you to Araceli Gonzalez, an Argentinian with a bangin’ body. That’s “hot”, for those of you who don’t parlay slang.

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Latin Flavor: Viviana Greco

4 February 2008

Our Latin Flavor of the Day, Viviana Greco, claims Argentinian as her nationality, but Italy as her ethnicity. Which sort of makes her latin flavor “spicy”, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Or not. Look, I can’t hold your hands on all of this stuff, so, you know, get with it or sumthin’. Anyhoo. Viviana Greco is a model and is a self-proclaimed soccer (football to you international folks) fanatic, which means I really gotta start watching soccer. I mean, it can’t possibly be as lame and boring as it appears on TV, right? Well? Am I right or not? Uh, you guys are no help at all.

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Latin Flavor: Jaslene Gonzalez

28 January 2008

When you’re 6 feet tall and barely weigh over 90 pounds, what’s there left to do but become a model? (Okay, so Jaslene Gonzalez is not really 6 feet tall and 90 pounds, she’s more like 5′8″ and 110 pounds.) Such is the life and times of one Jaslene Gonzalez, our Latin Flavor of the day, and the winner of Cycle 8 of the TV reality show America’s Next Top Model, which claims that the winner will become, er, as the name implies, America’s next top model, but not really. Jaslene Gonzalez hails from Puerto Rico, which kinda makes her American, since I think we own that country or something. Now all Jaslene Gonzalez needs is a couple of more pounds and she’ll look even better. A woman shouldn’t be THIS bag-and-bones…

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More Latin Flavor with Julieta Prandi

24 January 2008

In an encore of our Latin Flavor of the day is Julieta Prandi, an Argentinian model and TV person, and yes, a very hot bikini model. She hails from Buenos Aires, Argentina, although she has a number of TV credits in IMDB.com, I would be hardpressed to tell you if those are actual TV roles or appearances where she jumps out of a cake in a two-piece bikini to shock some poor schlub into an early heart attack because, you know, that’s the kind of thing that happens in Argentinian TV. Then again, I could have just been hallucinating when I came to that conclusion, so who knows. Check her out and enjoy.

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Latin Flavor: Fernanda Mello

21 January 2008

I originally posted Fernanda Mello under our Random Supermodel of the Day, but since she’s also obviously Latin, I’ve chosen to post more pictures of her in our Latin Flavor category. Yes, you guessed it; it’s all just one big, lame excuse to post really hot pictures of a really hot model. So get off my back already; this site and myself are shallow that way. If you want deep and insightful political commentary, may I suggest Aint-It-Cool-News.com? Wait, they don’t do political commentary, either. Or at least, nothing coherent. Oh well. Please to ogle Fernanda Mello bikini pictures.

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Latin Flavor: Martha Higareda

15 January 2008

Mexican actress Martha Higareda defines what we love about our Southward ladies — dark, smoldering, hot, and mucho spicy. Our Latin Flavor of the day Martha Higareda hails from Villa Hermosa, Tabasco, Mexico, which leads me to this story: I once put some Tobasco in some Tecate, and woooooweeee was it good! You should give it a try, even though I don’t encourage drinking. Ahem. Anyways, a long and successful stint on Mexican TV and movies, Martha Higareda is making the jump to Hollywood, and can be seen in the Hollywood crime flick “The Night Watchman” sometime in 2008. And before that, she has a regular part in the TV show Skip Tracer. Welcome to Hollywood, Martha!

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Latin Flavor: Majandra Delfino

14 January 2008

What’s a hottie from Caracas, Venezuela to do to gain a little bit of fame? Well showing up in a stunning photoshoot showing a hint of her cash and prizes wouldn’t hurt. Our Latin Flavor of the day, Majandra Delfino, is looking mighty fine in these series of pictures. And if you don’t know who Majandra Delfino is, then you’re just not a Roswell fan. On the sci-fi TV series, Majandra Delfino played Maria DeLuca, and since the show went off the air in 2002, our latina hottie has been focusing on her music career, with occasional appearances on American TV on and off. Keep an eye out for her; those green eyes are to die for.

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Latin Flavor: Fernanda Martinelli

11 January 2008

Who is our Latin Flavor for today, Fernanda Martinelli? Nobody really knows, except that she’s Brazilian, and that’s pretty much it. Here’s quick rundown of her modeling career from Wikipedia: “Very little is known about her. Between the years 2003-2004 she made a model album for the website Morango. As of January 2007, she appeared on the portfolio site of Brazilian photographer Marcus Luconi. The images, dated November 2006, list Martinelli’s representation as Ford Models Santa Catarina.” So there you go, and don’t you forget. Here are a couple of quick looks at the mystery girl.

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Latin Flavor: Karina Bacchi

8 January 2008

There is absolutely nothing wrong with our Latin Flavor for the day, Brazilian model and actress Karina Bacchi, that a reversal of that lip botox or whatever it is she did to her lips to get them that plump wouldn’t fix. Of course I’m going out on a limb to say that Karina Bacchi’s lips have been, shall we say, touched, or am I? It’s just a matter of personal taste; I don’t care for those kinds of Angelina Jolie lips unless they’re attached to Angelina Jolie herself. But enough about my dislikes. Karina Bacchi hails from Brazil, and too plump lips notwithstanding, she’s got the kind of body we love in our Latin Flavor entries — curvaceous and va-va-vooming all the way to Heaven.

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