Lauren Conrad in Shape Magazine
Now this is a shocker. I usually notice every woman Shape Magazine slap on their cover — how could you not? they’re almost always very attractive and sporting a two-piece bikini, oftentimes for the first time! — but for some reason, The Hills star Lauren Conrad’s appearance in the magazine’s January issue completely escaped my notice. I stand corrected. Here’s Lauren Conrad in the magazine. Okay, so maybe she’s not looking like gangbusters, but you gotta admit, for a girl who has never had to work a day in her life, and probably has never involuntarily sweat once, she ain’t all bad. I hear she’s a fashion designer now or something. Blah.
The Hills’ Lauren Conrad in Maxim
Bar none, Lauren Conrad is the hottest thing on MTV’s The Hills TV series. I don’t know if that entire show is fake from top to bottom, but when they have girls like Lauren Conrad running around in bikinis and very little on, do you really care? I know I don’t! (Mind you, not that I actually watch the show or anything, being all man and all. Ahem.) But I digress. Here’s Lauren Conrad making a brief appearance in the October edition of Maxim Magazine. There’s just one picture, much to my chagrin, but are you really going to be complaining? (Okay, yes, you can complain, because it’s not super Maxim quality stuff, but it’s a start, right? Now if they’ll only talk her into a bikini and some sexy lingerie…)
The Hills Girls Bikini Pictures
Here’s a question I’ve always wondered: If you’re the stars of a Reality TV show that chronicles your life and dating habits, where do you go when you’re not being filmed? Or is there ever a time when you’re NOT film? Do you ever get up in the morning and go, “Dude, I hate going to work?” Because, well, your life IS your work? Anyways, nevermind all that. MTV’s “The Hills” is back, and the girls of the show recently spent their time at the beach in their bikinis throwing a football around. Now I’ll grant you that I can’t tell the girls apart, except for Lauren Conrad, the most attractive one in the bunch and who looks very yummy in her two-piece bikini, but as for the other girls, um, your guess is as good as mine. I don’t see Heidi anywhere, though…
Lauren Conrad and Girls of The Hills Season 3
Hey look, kids, it’s California Stereotype Central — aka the cast of MTV’s “The Hills” Season 3! Yes, that’s right, the Cali girls and their ridiculously inane problems are back. It’s Lauren Conrad fretting about her boy problems, Heidi Montag introducing the gang to her new implants, Whitney Port explaining the magazine business to her buds, and Audrina Patridge getting cozy with Lauren in Heidi’s old pads. Can you say, “Potential lesbian action”? Okay, so you can say that, but it’s probably not gonna happen, which is a damn crying shame. Anyhoo, here are the girls in their show’s Season 3 promos. I gotsa get me to California and hang out in them hills…
Lauren Conrad at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards
I’ve almost forgotten about “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad, who was one of the few hot mamas at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards’ red carpet. Now there were a lot of radiant looking beauties there that night, but I have to say, Lauren Conrad in a white dress was one of the definite highlights. Get a load of them hills! (Okay, sorry, that was a really lame joke. Sigh.) By the way, I’m still waiting for my Lauren Conrad sex tape. Anyone? Anyone?
Reality TV Babe Heidi Montag Shows Off her New Breast Implants
MTV has been known for many things, but lately they seem to be known for producing cheaply made and produced Reality TV programs at an astounding clip. How many “date” (and I use the term loosely; it’s more like, “fake date”) shows do they currently have in their stable? I think around 4000 at last count, but I could be wrong. They also have a ton of “Laguna Beach” like shows, and one of them is “The Hills”. Of the cast, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad have gained some measure of fame outside the show, with Conrad getting it by way of a supposed sex tape, while Heidi Montag just looks damn good in a bikini. It’s known for a while now that Heidi had gotten breast implants, and when you spend that much money on sometime, you want people to photograph you “casually” frolicking on the beach in your bikini. The Hills, indeed!
Lauren Conrad Does the Celebrity Sex Tape Thing
Oh what a web we weave, when we first learn to press the “Record” on our home camcorder. The latest buzz around the Internet watercooler is that Lauren Conrad, one of the “stars” of the Reality TV show “Laguna Beach” (i.e. “The Real O.C.”, as they like to remind us) has a sex tape (of her and boyfriend Jason Wahler) floating out there that someone is trying to shop around. Conrad herself denies that such a tape exist via her website, but if it doesn’t exist, why is everyone reporting that it does exist, and that someone is physically shopping it around for a buyer? Hmm… Didn’t Keeley Hazell deny that a sex tape of her existed too, until pictures from it started showing up on the net?