So there’s this bondage heavy movie called “Walk All Over Me” starring Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer that was supposed to come out last year. Or was it this year? Well, the point is, it was supposed to come out a while ago, but it hasn’t been able to make it to the theaters yet. At this point, the movie will probably go straight to DVD. It’s a comedy, so don’t get your hopes up too high, boys and, well, just the boys, actually. Leelee Sobieski plays some country bumpkin who shows at Tricia Helfer’s doorsteps looking for something, and ends up getting into some role-playing escort service thingy with her. Then some gangsters show up and bad, albeit funny bad, stuff are supposed to happen. Anyways, I have no idea when the movie is coming out, but here are some great shots from the movie’s promos featuring the hot-tastic duo of Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer. Can I get a tissue paper for your drool, sir?
29 December 2007
You know, I’ve always wondered what Leelee Sobieski would look like in a two-piece bikini. And while we don’t get to find that out here, she is wearing a two-piece bikini, it’s just that the bottom half is covered up. But nevertheless, that still leaves us with a very nice view of the lovely Leelee Sobieski walking about a beach with a friend (a very hot friend, I might add) in a bikini. Now you’ll just have to use your imagination to imagine what the lower half of that bikini body looks like. Yup, I kinda had an inkling that that’s what that body would look like in a bikini. No disappoints here, kids. Please to enjoy Leelee Sobieski bikini pictures.
6 February 2007
Oh come on, don’t pretend like you knew Leelee Sobieski is one stacked young lady. It’s not like she’s been showing it off in her movies or anything. I certainly didn’t get the full “gist” of it in “Joyride”, the last movie I saw her in. (It had Leelee being chased by some guy in a truck. Yeah, it wasn’t that great.) Anyhoo, here’s Leelee Sobieski at some DGA (Director’s Guild of America) event in a dress that, if I ever find out who created it, I shall write them a letter thanking them for giving us this eyeful of Leelee Sobieski’s leelees. Oh man, I feel so dirty. (But curiously, not all that ashame…)
20 October 2006
Is it me, or am I the only one who gets this weird feeling that in this day and age (it’s the friggin year 2006!), we shouldn’t be dividing our movie awards into race and color? But anyways, the always adorable Leelee Sobieski was on hand at the Black Movie Awards to, I’m presuming, to present an award, as, well, she’s not black, so theoretically, the Black Movie Awards wouldn’t give out hardware to non-blacks. Right? So basically, there is now one movie award that LL Cool J. and Ice Cube can actually win! As cliche black characters in Hollywood movies like to say, “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”
20 April 2006
Remember when Leelee Sobieski was another young Hollywood actress suffer in Godawful teen movies playing roles? Well, she’s all grown up now, and oh boy did she fill out — and then some! Here’s the enticing Leelee Sobieski from various events, remind you and all of Hollywood that she’s out there, she’s ready, and dammit, put her in a racy movie already! And of course by “racy” I mean the kind of movie that allows her to show off all her, ahem, assets, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Wink wink, hint hint.
11 November 2008