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More of Lindsay Lohan in Maui

More pictures of Lindsay Lohan in Maui getting her bikini pictures on because, well, it’s Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Seriously, folks, what else do you expect from this site by now? I still don’t know who the guy with her is (mainly because I don’t care enough to find out) but he sure is one lucky bastard. I especially like how he seems to be “guiding” her with a hand on her head in a couple of pictures. Trust me, guy, I think Lindsay knows what to do, if you know what I mean.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures from Maui

Look, everyone, it’s the famously camera-shy Lindsay Lohan in Maui with her new beau enjoying fun in the sun and all that good stuff rich people can afford to do and you can’t. Oh, and she’s wearing a two-piece bikini. What, you shock or something? At least seeing Lindsay in a bikini here makes sense. It’s Hawaii. She’s on vacation and on the beach. Translation = hot bikini pictures. The guy with her has a name, but urm, I don’t…care? Dude, it’s Lindsay Lohan looking hot in a bikini, and you want to know about the dude?

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Entertain the Troops

Lindsay Lohan is desperate to visit Iraq and entertain the troops like her idol Marilyn Monroe, but only if she can make the trip with New York Senator Hillary “I Got Yer Marriage of Convenience Right ‘Ere!” Clinton. Which begs the question: Does she really want to visit the troops, or to go somewhere with Clinton? One would think that if all she wanted to do was entertain the troops, she could just contact the USO and they’d send her over on the next flight; and apparently Clinton’s office said likewise.

Lindsay Lohan Will Kick Your Ass

Or at least she’ll punch you out. Well, she’ll try, anyway, as can be seen from these pictures. After getting a tongue lashing by the producers of her new movie “Georgia Rule” for her partying ways (or as the kids say it, “paaaaaaah-tay”), Lindsay is ready to fight back. Or at least beat up some bald guy on her balcony while wearing a really hot two-piece bikini. Oh man, I am so turned on right now.

Sunday Treat: Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Apparently Internet bloggers aren’t the only ones noticing that Lindsay Lohan sure seems to be doing the whole bikini thing more often than is humanly allowed, because she was recently riprimanded by the produceres of her new movie “Georgia Rule” for, according to them, “partying too hard”. How dare they! We live to see Lindsay Lohan party too hard! And if she happens to be wearing a two-piece red bikini while she’s doing it, all the better! Leave Lindsay alone you bastards!

Even More Lindsay Lohan Barely Dressed

Still demanding more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures? Well you’re in luck, because if there’s one thing the hoarse teen tart loves to do, it’s give the camera more pictures of herself almost, but never quite, nude. Thank God for good-girls-gone-bad Hollywood actresses! Here’s the Double L (like that? made it up myself) at “Entourage” star Jeremy Piven’s birthday doing a little posin’ in some hideously colored bikinis, underoos, bra, and various clothing. You mind as well rent out some space for this girl at the trendy Hollywood rehab center of your choosing now, cause she’s gonna need it in a few short months.

Hollywood Babes Loves Prada

If you were looking for Hollywood hotties last night, the Waist Down Skirts party presented by Miuccia Prada was the place to be. Had you been there (Where were you, loser?), you would have bumped into hotties like Ali “Is that Your Final Destination Answer?” Larter, Amanda “What Feet?” Peet, Jeri “Someone Please Hire Me, I’m Hot!” Ryan, Molly “If You Got the Money I Got The Sin City” Sims, Lindsay “I love Bikinis” Lohan, Angie “Texans Rock!” Harmon, model-turned-actress Amber “I Got Yer Transporer Right ‘Ere” Valetta, Heather “Boogie Nights 2, Anyone? Anyone?” Graham, Rebecca “Pepper Dennis? What was I thinking!” Romijn, Michelle “Would You Guys Please do a Buffy Movie already?” Trachtenberg, and Eva “How Many Times Do I have To Keep Telling You? I’m the OTHER Eva!” Mendes. And oh yeah, I think Prada is a fashion line or sumthin’.

Lindsay Lohan is a Dirty, Dirty Girl

…Or at least her character in her upcoming movie “Georgia Rule” is. According to IMDB.com, “Georgia Rule” is about: “A dysfunctional mom sends her troubled daughter — who is being secretly molested by her stepfather — off to live with her grandmother for the summer.” Felicity Huffman plays the mom, Lohan plays the daughter, and Cary Elwes, far removed from playing the dashing Westley in “The Princess Bride”, plays the not-so-dashing but very pervy stepdaddy. In these pictures from the set of “Georgia Rule”, Lohan’s character gives some lucky guy a Lewinski. By the looks on his face, this guy isn’t enjoying it. Dumbass.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Version 4.0

Or is that Version 5.0? Who knows. Even I can’t keep track of my own made-up crap. Oh well, here’s Lindsay Lohan in a green two-piece bikini. The frecklelicious star of such masterworks of cinema as “Freaky Friday” and “Just My Luck” seems to get a kick out of parading around in different bikinis everyday for the paparazzi. Her personal trainer Raoul must be real proud. I know I am. You go grrl. Take control of your destiny! And somesuch and so forth.

Lindsay Lohan is Stretchy…in a Bikini

Once again, a very top-heavy (if you know what I mean) Lindsay Lohan does the two-piece bikini thing on somebody’s balcony (I think) for the sake of lecherous men everywhere. As their President, I’d like eto personally thank Lindsay for her contribution. Take a look a these photos and tell me she doesn’t know the paparazzi is watching, and that she’s not putting on a show just for them. Regardless, it’s quite a fetching site — a young, hot-bodied starlett stretching in a bikini. Oh my.

More Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures to Gawk At

Lindsay Lohan has some impressive natural, er, assets. Then again, how “natural” they really are is open to debate. But she is just a young’un, and they tend to have some perky ones, so I wouldn’t completely say that the guns Lindsay are carrying around in these beach bikini pictures were bestowed by a surgeon’s hands. Then again, who cares.

Lindsay Lohan at the Beach in Bikini

Joining the parade of movie starletts on the beach in bikinis this week is the Frecklelicious One herself, Lindsay Lohan. The teen tart looks quite fetching, but she’s got nothing on Joss Stone, who has set the standard for Hot Celebrity At the Beach in a Bikini hotness. But what I like best about these pictures of Lindsay? The picture of her catching a glimpse of the paparazzi snapping away at her. Now that is priceless, folks.

Babes at the Maxim Hot 100 List Party

As always, get a list of hot babes together, and the hot babes themselves are bound to show up. Which reminds me, I gotta start my own list, dammit! Anyways, here are a ton of hot ladies at the Maxim Hot 100 List party, including everyone’s favorite recent divorcee exchange student Shannon Elizabeth, the always “Charming” Alyssa Milano, bountiful teen tart Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more bountiful than ever, mob princess Jamie-Lynn Siegler, and R&B and ablicious Goddess Christina Milian, who, disappointly, didn’t show off her abs.

Lindsay Lohan Wants to be a Wonder Woman

British rag The Sun Online recently had an article about how teen tart Lindsay Lohan wants to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature-length film being written/directed by Joss Whedon (of “Buffy” fame). Personally I think Whedon would never cast her, as he’s probably got someone older than her in mind. Read on…

Lindsay Lohan is the New Face of Louis Vutton

She’s only 19, but she’s popular, young, and the “next big thing”, so of course Louis Vutton has tapped her to replace supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Read on…

Lindsay Lohan is set to replace Gisele Bundchen as the next face of Louis Vuitton. The label’s head designer Marc Jacobs is said to have asked her to pose for its Fall/Winter 2006-07 collection.

Hot Famous Women on the Red Carpet — After the Oscars!

Once the Oscars are done and over with, it’s time for the hotties of Hollywood to flock to the After Oscar Parties!

Lindsay Lohan’s Sexiest Photoshoot EVER

This is, easily, the hottest spread Lindsay Lohan has ever done, and no, she’s not even naked in it. What makes this great is that she’s not the rail-thin girl you see now, but rather a voluptuous young woman on the verge of becoming Hollywood’s sexiest young star.

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Lindsay Lohan and Fez are Back Together Again?

For you gossip hounds, teen tart Lindsay Lohan apparently has gotten back together with ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama (Fez on “That 70’s Show”), if the below is any indication:

Lindsay Lohan says “No” to Teen Queen

Lindsay Lohan, like, sooooooo hates to be called a “teen queen”. Like, check it out, man, here’s what she said in a recent interview with Allure Magazine:

“I hate it when people call me a teen queen.

Lindsay Lohan in Allure Magazine

Tart stars like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are funny. They looooooooove the limelight, love getting their photos taken, until there comes a time when it stops being fun, and then they no longer love getting their photos snapped everytime they head out to Starbucks for a $50 latte. Go figure. Here’s Lindsay looking pretty good in Allure Magazine.