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Lingerie Model of the Day: Linda Vojtova

6 May 2009

Our Lingerie Model of the Day is Czech Republic model Linda Vojtova, a former Elite Model Look winner who has burrowed her way into our hearts and minds (but mostly our loins) as a hell of a gorgeous lingerie model. Models always have great bodies, but I gotta say, Linda Vojtova has one hell of a great body. I would like to tell you more about her besides the fact that she’s a looker, but I just don’t know anything more about her, and in any case, what are you, gay? Who cares about her bio. Check out the girl and thank me later.

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Lingerie Model of the Day: Chelina Manuhutu

25 February 2009

Lingerie models are like taffy, and everyone loves taffy. Sure, it tends to get a little sticky, especially in the early beginnings, and there you are, trying to chew on it, and it keeps getting stuck in the little crevices between your teeth. It’s annoying, to be sure, but then again, it just tastes so good, you keep putting more taffy in and chewing, and getting even more into those crevices. You really should stop, because taffy is not good for your teeth, but you can’t help yourself. Like lingerie models. That’s what lingerie models are like. Taffy. Honest, this makes perfect sense. Anyways, here’s Chelina Manuhutu, your Lingerie Model of the Day in some — what else? — lingerie.

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Lingerie Model of the Day: Lisalla Montenegro

21 January 2009

If you’re like me — and if you are, congrats for being just as awesome! — you wonder how they’re getting all these Brazilian girls like Lisalla Montenegro to show up for photoshoots in their bra and panties. Mind you, I’m not complaining or anything, but I’m just saying, whenever I try to get a hot girl at the mall to come to my basement for a lingerie or bikini photoshoot, she either calls the cops, runs away, screams for her boyfriend, or sprays me with pepper spray. I mean, come on, pepper spray? Who uses pepper sprays in this day and age? It’s just rude. Anyways, one person who doesn’t mind showing up at photoshoots in lingerie? Lisalla Montenegro. Please to enjoy.

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Lingerie Model of the Day: Madalina Diana Ghenea

19 January 2009

According to the kids nowadays, a woman like Madalina Diana Ghenea would be considered hooooooooot. So hot, in fact, that just calling her “hot” would not do her justice. You have to add in the extra “o’s” in the word “hot” just to make sure you get close to the level of hotness that Madalina Diana Ghenea generates. Hey, it’s not something that I made up, okay? It’s just how things are, and you can take it or leave it. Having said that, here are some very hoooooooooot photos of our Lingerie Model of the Day, one Madalina Diana Ghenea. Normally I hate people who uses all three of their names as their official name in public, but in Madalina Diana Ghenea’s case, I’m gonna make an exception. Cause, you know, of the hotness factor and junk.

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Lingerie Model of the Day: Caitlin Manley

14 January 2009

Oh, lingerie models, what would we ever do without you? Well okay, we’d probably find a way to get on with our lives, like picking up a hobby, or leaving a stinky bag in front of our neighbors porch and then ringing the doorbell and running away. You know, fun stuff like that. But it sure is nice not to have to do any of those things to pass the time, thanks to lovely ladies like our Lingerie Model of the Day, Caitlin Manley. I’m sure our neighbors appreciate it too, but we won’t tell them, because let’s face it, telling them just makes them think we’re their friends, and no one wants that. Especially us. Neighbors are such freaks, am I right?

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Lingerie Model of the Day: Herika Noronha

7 January 2009

You know, there are party girls and there are party girls, and Herika Noronha looks like a party girl. Mind you, I don’t know the girl from atom, but take a look at that face, those knowing eyes, that slight smiling smirk. I’m telling you, Herika Noronha is a party girl. I bet if you were to run into her at a store, she’d invite you to a party. That’s probably how much of a party girl Herika Noronha is. Or if not, then eh, I’ve been wrong before, and I’ll be wrong again. And again and again and again. Cause that’s just how I likes ta roll it, biotch! Ahem. More Herika Noronha for your enjoyment. Hey, it’s either more of a hot girl in lingerie, or naked pictures of a fat walrus, and no one wants to see that.

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Lingerie Model of the Day: Reka Ebergenyi

5 November 2008

If you thought our Lingerie Model of the Day, Hungary’s own Reka Ebergenyi, has a name that’s very hard to spell, then you haven’t been calling a lot of girls from Hungary. I have, being that I’m a global playa and what have you, so I know plenty of Hungarian girls, so I could easily spell Reka Ebergenyi’s name. And really, what’s so hard about Reka? Or Ebergenyi? I mean, come on, there were two Ebergenyi’s living on my block when I grew up! Okay, so maybe that last part is a lie, and sure, I had to copy/paste Reka Ebergenyi’s name everytime I mentioned it in this post, but my credentials as a global playa is all true. Ask anyone, and they’ll tell you. But anyways, never mind about me, here’s some Reka Ebergenyi to drool over.

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Lingerie Model of the Day: Lucia Dvorska

3 November 2008

If you were to design your very own bendable lingerie model action figure, you probably couldn’t do any better than Slovakian model Lucia Dvorska. I swear, those arms of hers are so long and thin that you could probably cut them off and use them to get things from your kitchen’s top shelves. But of course, that would be not cool, especially for Lucia Dvorska, who I’m guessing probably likes having her arms attached. So you may be wondering, why an entirely new category devoted to lingerie models of the day? Um, which part of “lingerie model” don’t you get? See, I knew you’d come around. Now shut up and enjoy some Lucia Dvorska.

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