If you’re like me — and if you are, congrats for being just as awesome! — you wonder how they’re getting all these Brazilian girls like Lisalla Montenegro to show up for photoshoots in their bra and panties. Mind you, I’m not complaining or anything, but I’m just saying, whenever I try to get a hot girl at the mall to come to my basement for a lingerie or bikini photoshoot, she either calls the cops, runs away, screams for her boyfriend, or sprays me with pepper spray. I mean, come on, pepper spray? Who uses pepper sprays in this day and age? It’s just rude. Anyways, one person who doesn’t mind showing up at photoshoots in lingerie? Lisalla Montenegro. Please to enjoy.
17 December 2008
I know, I know, you were just treated to some Lisalla Montenegro bikini goodness a while back, and you don’t know if you can take another round of Lisalla Montenegro goodness. Well guess what, I’m here to tell you that you don’t have a damn choice, and besides, what do you have against hot girls in little clothing? You bastard, stop being so selfish! There are people in Third World countries who can’t afford to ogle girls like Lisalla while their bosses are in the bathroom or smoking in the stairwell, or trying to pick up that slow girl in the copy room. Now buckle up and enjoy some hot Lisalla Montenegro in her undies. You’re welcome. Now start pretending to work before your boss catches you…
12 October 2008
God bless fashion. As a guy, I’m naturally predisposed to think that fashion is for girls and guys who like girly things, and you know who you are. But I gotta admit, if it wasn’t for fashion, and guys and gals constantly coming out with new styles of bra and panties and bikini, we’d never get girls like Lisalla Montenegro posing in front of a camera in their underwears. Yes, they’re actually wearing different styles of underwear each time, in case you didn’t notice, and I know it’s kind of hard to notice what they’re wearing when they’re NOT wearing so many things, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Anyways, here’s a new model to ogle at name Lisalla Montenegro, who hails from — you guessed it — Brazil. What a coincidence!
21 January 2009