Three Reasons to Let the Cylons Win
Let’s face it — if you had to be conquered and enslaved by alien cyborgs from outer space, then at least have them come in the form of Lucy Lawless, Grace Park, and Tricia Helfer, three terrific reasons to let the Cylons win. Okay, sure, so being conqured and enslaved by robots is not anything to get excited about, but seriously, if you had to be enslaved, at least they could look like these three hotties. Am I right or am I right? I mean, they could turn you into their love slaves and what not, and “force” you to do things to them. Um, yeah. Watch Battlestar Galactica when it comes back with Season 4 sometime next month. Or the month after. Eh, you know. Check out the three reasons why we should let the Cylons win the war.
The Girls of Football Wives: Arielle Kebbel, Gabrielle Union, Holly Robinson Peete, Kiele Sanchez, and Lucy Lawless
I don’t know why we haven’t heard more about ABC’s Football Wives, the American remake of the British show Footballers Wives (with football being soccer over there, and football being, well, real football over here), but I’m guessing it’s probably because the show sucks, so no one wants to put it out there to be ridiculed. Or if not, then wow, they’re really burying a show with some pretty big names attached. How big? Try Arielle Kebbel, Gabrielle Union, Holly Robinson Peete, Kiele Sanchez, and Lucy Lawless. Okay, so only Lucy Lawless and Gabrielle Union is kinda big, but you know, for regular readers of this site, there’s no one bigger than the super hot Arielle Kebbel. The show may still be hidden, but promos of the girls for the show are already out and about. Check them out.
Geek Love: The Babes of Battlestar Galactica
Just because in the future the human race is facing extinction and are being pursued by killer cyborgs of their own making, it doesn’t necessarily preclude sexy babes from showing off. Such is the case of the Sci Fi Channel’s “Battlestar Galactica”, currently considered the greatest TV show ever invented by man EVER. Or some other high accolade that it probably doesn’t really deserve, especially after just three years on the air. But whatever. We’re here to give love to the girls of BSG, and that’s what we’re gonna do. (And yes, there is as reason Mary McDonnell is on the list…)
“Battlestar Galactica” Gets a Fourth Season
Great news, fans of depressing sci-fi! The Sci Fi Channel announced recently that it has renewed the show for a fourth season, ordering 13 new episodes with an eye toward a January 2008 premiere. Apparently the show got a slight boost in ratings after moving to Sunday Nights from its usual Friday Night schedule. I don’t particular care all that much, but I do cherish the opportunity to see more Grace Park, Lucy Lawless, and Tricia Helfer on TV. Them’s nice lookin’ sci-fi chicks there, folks. Read all about it here.
Lucy Lawless vs. Vampire Bats — WHO YA GOT?
A few years ago (waaaaaaay back in 2005, you know, the Dark Ages of TV), Lucy Lawless did a made-for-TV movie called “Vampire Bats”. What was it about? (You know, in case you couldn’t figure it out by the title?) Says IMDB: “A voracious-insect specialist (Lucy Lawless), now a college professor in search of a simpler life, who gets caught up in the investigation of a student who is found dead with his body completely depleted of blood and realizes that the killers are actually vampire bats that have mutated due to a tainted water supply.” Yeah, it was that good. Lucy has since gone on to do more respectable TV work like “Battlestar Galactica”, but oh boy, vampire bats. Hooo-heee. HEre are some promo stills from that masterpiece.
Battlestar Galactica’s Lucy Lawless
If you’ve been watching the Sci Fi Channel’s “Battlestar Galactica” (the new one, the one that makes you want to take a shower after watching it, and not the old lame ’80s version), you might have caught Xena: Warrior Princess playing a Cylon killer robot. Well, she doesn’t actually do anything resembling “killer robot”-ish, but she is a Cylon robot and I’m sure she’s had to kill before. Or maybe not. Um. Here’s Lucy Lawless looking good. She and Tricia Helfer can Cylon tagteam me anytime!
“Battlestar Galactica” Season 3 Promos
Oh, those crazy Cylons and their crazy human resistance fighters. They’re about to come back for another battle in Round 3, this time with the humans entrenched in captivity and those Cylon bastards overlordin’ over them. Expect a lot of Abu Ghraib references, Bush Foreign Policy bashing, and all that good Hollywood junk. But damn, does that show have a lot of hot sci-fi chicks or what? Here are some of them in the show’s Season 3 Promos. (And oh yeah, the men are sprinkled in there, too, if you care about that stuff…)