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Happy Valentines with Lucy Pinder

11 February 2009

Valentines Day is this Saturday, and you know what that means, florists and people who sell crappy chocolate will be making a mint off us suckers — er, I mean, men — everywhere. Oh, Valentines Day, thank God you only come once a year. So in honor of men shelling out obscene amounts of money for what would normally cost only half as much on any given week, here’s British glamour model Lucy Pinder and her two big Valentines Day gifts wishing you all a nice weekend. Do try to get lucky if you can, boys. And if not, then at least save some money for Carla down the block. You know, the one with the gimpy leg? But hey, who needs her to walk around? Am I right or am I right?

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Lucy Pinder’s (Clothed) 2007 Calendar

2 November 2006

Brit babe Lucy Pinder is a pretty notorious glamour model with a, shall we say, healthy chest area usually seen sans clothing and rubbing up against another, similarly busty woman, but since The Randon Page is a family-oriented site (yeah, right), we’ve only posted clothed pictures of Lucy from her 2007 Calendar. I know, right? The compromises I make for this site. I am seriously disgusted with myself. Sorta. Well at least she’s in a bikini.

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Saturday Sauce: Lucy Pinder

15 July 2006

Holy Mother of God, boys and girls, it’s Page 3 darling Lucy Pinder to tie you over the weekend. Born Lucy Katherine Pinder, this British lass is also an Ambassador for Kick 4 Life, a charity that uses football to fight poverty and disease in the developing world. And by “football” I of course mean soccer to us Americans. Then again, considering our lousy results in the recent World Cup, who cares what we call soccer? But I digress. Here’s all of Lucy for ya.

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Lucy Pinder Bikini Pictures

11 July 2006

While still trying to get the bad taste of looking at Samaire Armstrong’s featureless pictures out of my mouth, I’ve come to the conclusion that Hollywood is sick. I mean, shit, I don’t know what that hillside is dishing out, but it’s singlehandedly wiping away all sense of what it means to be feminine in favor of skinny waifs with mosquito bumps for breasts. Here’s a real woman: Lucy Pinder, a Page 3 glamour model from across the pond. Notice the curves. Notice the healthy body shape. Notice the breasts. I’d take Lucy over Natalie Portman, Samaire Armstrong, and Nicole Ritchie any hour of the day. God bless the Brits.

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Heeeeeeeere’s Lucy Pinder

29 April 2006

Who exactly is Lucy Pinder? She’s a bust Brit model whose full name is Lucy Katherine Pinder, and if you like to surf the net, you’ve probably seen her doing one of her favorite past times — faux lesbianism. But anyways, Lucy is really hot, and you can’t beat that nice rack of hers.

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