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Random Wackinesss: Bush Dodges Shoe, Madonna Slips, T4 Trailer

Okay, so only two out of these three videos are “wacky” by nature, although if you consider the fact that there’s a guy who goes through life with the name “McG”, I guess that’s kinda wacky in its own right. But if you’re a stickler for it, yeah, Bush getting not one, but two shoes thrown at him, and Madonna falling on her ass during a concert and then trying to pretend like it’s part of her dance routine, are really wacky. The Terminator Salvation trailer, though, is just cool. Plus, Madonna singing. My God that is some Godawful singing. The chick also has the arms of a man. I don’t have muscles that big, for God’s sake. Stop working out so much and have sex with your husband, you has-been hag! But I digress. Some wacky videos for you after the break, and of course by “break” I mean press the continue button, dumbo.

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Oprah Winfrey Tops Forbes’ 2007 Most Powerful Celebrity List

It’s official: Oprah Winfrey has more power than God himself. Or at the very least, she’s got more money than him. And whose to say Oprah Winfrey isn’t, in fact, God in disguise? Hmm, something to think about there, kids. Anyways, in Forbes Magazine’s annual list of “100 Most Powerful Celebrities”, Oprah knocked off last year’s king, Tom Cruise, and jailbird sent Paris Hilton tumbling off the list completely. Golfing fool Tiger Woods came in second (seriously, golf?), while aging skank Madonna somehow managed to fake her way into third. Aging rockers The Rolling Stones clung to #4, while Brad Pitt handsomed his way into #5.

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Don’t Worry, Africa, Madonna Will Save You

How exactly will she do that? Well, she’s going to adopt an African kid from the African nation of Malawi because, well, she’s rich, white, and she’s seen how well it’s done for Angelina Jolie in the press. Now personally I still don’t know how this is saving Africa, or even Malawi, but I guess that kid she decides to adopt will end up in London with a real British accent unlike mom and, um, get stuff for free and junk. Oh, Madonna, you’re so disgustingly predictably. But wait! It seems as if there are people who doesn’t like the idea of Madonna using their country’s orphans as a publicity stunt.

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Madonna May or May Not Have Adopted an African Kid

So depending on who you believe, faux British singer/actress/attention whore Madonna may or may not have adopted a 1-year old African kid from the African nation of Malawi this week. Malawi officials say Madonna has “selected” (whatever the hell that means) a kid from a group of 12 (what did they do, line these poor kids up against a wall for her to choose?), but Madonna’s rep says she didn’t adopt anyone, but is just in Malawi to help build orphangages and probably fondle herself while hanging from a cross or some such. Because, you know, that’s who I think of when I need to hammer in some nails and shingles — friggin Madonna.

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Madonna Hangs from a Cross

In an odious attempt to garner yet more controversy so she can sell out her concert dates, old hosebag and faux British bitch Madonna’s upcoming concert stage show involves her hanging from a cross, thorn and all, as the soundtrack spits out those crappy synth pop shit she’s been doing for the last 5 years or so now. Here’s the old hosebag now hanging from that mentioned cross. Too bad they’re going to let her down after the song ends…

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