Maggie Gyllenhaal is the New Rachel Dawes in “The Dark Knight”?
Crap. I was kinda happy when Katie Holmes got bamboozled from the role of Rachel Dawes in the upcoming Christopher Nolan “Batman Begins” sequel, aka “The Dark Knight”, but man, now there’s news that Maggie Gyllenhaal has been cast in the role vacated by Holmes. Ugh. I have nothing against Gyllenhaal, except that I find her incredibly creepy and, well, she’s just friggin creepy, okay? This girl belongs in B-horror movies playing the crazy old lady in the rickety house, not in a superhero movie opposite Batman. But anyways, this is one time I hope the casting news is wrong, but the guys reporting it sure has their finger on the pulse, and it’s probably true. Still — Yuck. Is it too late to get Katie Holmes back? Guys? Anyone?
Maggie Gyllenhaal Creeps the Sh*T Outta Me
I’m not sure what’s running through the Gyllenhaal bloodline, but Maggie Gyllenhaal and her bro Jake are two of the freakiest dudes I’ve ever seen in movies. Especially sis Maggie, who has that nutty, crazed eyes that you know this girl is supposed to be living with cats in a dank two-story house and not making an actual living on the big screen or giving interviews to “Access Hollywood”, etc. Look at this girl and tell me she doesn’t creep the crap out of you. Dang.