Talk about a metamorphosis. Mandy Moore went from sweet girl next door with a pop music career to an address doing girl next door roles to a bona fide sex symbol looking for more “adult” roles. You get the feeling a stripper role or one where she has sex with gangbangers in a hotel isn’t far behind. (Thank you, Anne Hathaway for showing Hollywood starlets the way!) Here’s Mandy Moore all grown up and sexy as hell in the latest issue of Details magazine. When you can be that fully dressed and still look that fully sexy, you’re doing something right. Mandy Moore is doing all kinds of right in this pic from Details’ May issue.

Now I’m not saying Mandy Moore is fat in these pictures of her taking a trip down South to Mexico for a little relaxation (she probably wanted to get as far away from the stink of “License to Wed” as much as possible; Holy God that was a piece of crap, wasn’t it?), but she looks like she’s getting there. Which is a damn shame. Mandy Moore is the cute as a button girl who got her start in the movies by starring as the earnest Christian girl in “A Walk to Remember”. She went from that to one major Hollywood stinker after another. That much failure is enough to drive a girl to eating binges. But hey, maybe I’m just being a little too hard on the girl, but come on, you’re a movie star, shouldn’t you at LEAST make an effort to maintain the look? Although to be fair, she doesn’t look half bad in a couple of the first pictures, but when that belly gets to flex… Urgh, I’m so disillusioned.

Poor Mandy Moore. I like the girl. I really, really do. How much? Heck, I sobbed openly (and embarrassingly) at the end of “A Walk to Remember”. But what has poor Mandy done since? How about “Try Seventeen”, “Saved!”, “Chasing Liberty”, and “American Dreamz”. What, you’ve never heard of any of those? Well chances are you did hear about them, but you just never saw them. Don’t worry, you weren’t the only ones. No one saw them except Mandy’s agents, who put her in those movies in the first place. To wit: Mandy, you really gotta get new agents, baby, you’re killing your career with these crappy cinematic abominations if you’ve been in. Or at the very least, hire someone with some commercial sensibilities.

There’s nothing like a good ol fashion cancer event to bring out the Hollywood babes. I.e. the “Design A Cure” Breast Cancer Awareness Event held yesterday at Brentwood, California. Among the throngs of babelicious cancer fighters were Stacy “Too Tall for You” Keibler, the always cute (but apparently shockingly midgety) Emmanuelle Chriqui, Samantha “Too Hot for Fake Journalism” Harris, Elisabeth “I Used to be on Law and Order, Remember?” Rohm, Mandy “I’m Ready for my Skanky Movie Roles Now, Please” Moore, Sarah “I Have No Idea Who I am, Either” Chalke, Linda “No Scooby Doo Dogs Here, bub” Cardellini, and of course, Samaire “I Was Once in a Werewolf Horror Flick with that Guy from the ‘Friday the 13th’ Movies” Armstrong. And once again, someone misplaced my invitation. Damn you, mailman!

Hot Hollywood starlets like to put things in their mouth. Jessica did it, and Mandy Moore is also doing it. Now is your chance to figure out what Mandy Moore is shoving into her purty little mouth, with just the image to the side as your clue. Here’s a hint: It’s long, wet, and is about to drip all over her chin… Think you know what it is? Find out!

Oh yeah, nothing says “I’m all grown up now!” like wearing thick black eyeshadow. It’s like, the universal sign of adulthood or somethin’. Anyways, here’s Mandy Moore continuing her slide onto the Dark Side of Hollywood in Elle Magazine, talking about how she’s, like, all grown up and junk. Says Moore in the magazine: “I’m not a big, like, going out person,” she says when she’s asked about her clean-living ways. “I sort of, like, skipped over that whole phase in my life.” You know, if you still use words like “like” in-between your sentences, can you honestly still call yourself an “adult”? I mean, like, what-EVA.

Some oldies but goodies of “American Dreamz” star Mandy Moore, back in her “Candy” days. Remember when she was still a singer and hadn’t yet, er, “busted out” of her shirts? Personally I think she looks better back then myself.

In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Wilmer Valderrama, aka “Fez” on the TV show “That 70s show”, told the shock jock that he was the one to pop former good girl Mandy Moore’s cherry. I don’t know what’s more embarassing for Mandy — being an ex-Christian good girl or having the world know Fez took your virginity.

Formerly good girl singer/Christian Mandy Moore, now Hollywood entrapped, on the cover of Mean Magazine, which I take it to mean it’s about, er, mean stuff. I guess. Look, you try making this stuff up 10 times a day and see how easy it is. So there, shut it. Anyways, here’s the cover.

Only in the land of Twisted Reality (aka Hollywood) would guest-starring on your boyfriend’s TV show is a sign of something serious going on in a relationship. Hence, it’s looking better and better that adorable as heck singer/actress Mandy Moore is going to get hitched with “Scrubs” star Zach Braff. The couple are so gosh darn nice to look at that I’m not sure who is marrying up, but since Mandy has the breasts, I’ll go with her. Speaking of which, here are pictures of the breasts-abled Ms. Mandy Moore lounging about seductively on grass and what looks like a see-through dress (too bad there’s a black bra underneath). I think I speak for everyone when I say we’re all waiting for Mandy to go all Anne Hathaway on us.