Political Heat: Mara Carfagna

Let’s face it, Hillary Clinton isn’t going to be the first woman President in the United States, regardless of how many feminists burn their bras and crusade to get her elected. Is it because Americans aren’t ready for a female President? Eh, who knows. Maybe it’s those thunder thighs. Chances are if Hillary Clinton looked even a little bit like Italy’s new Minister of Equal Opportunity, Mara Carfagna, we might have given her the White House. The fact is, she doesn’t, and Mara Carfagna, a former beauty queen turned topless model turned politico turned the hottest Minister in all of Ministerdom, could probably get elected to Prime Minister if she ran. You gotta love the Italians. Or at least, ones that look like Mara Carfagna. Hey, we’re superficial that way.