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Celebrity Cleavage: Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Oh my my my. I guess it comes as no surprise to anyone who knows their Italian ladies, but Maria Grazia Cucinotta in particular, that our latest entry in the Celebrity Cleavage column is Maria Grazia Cucinotta, former Bond girl and all-around babe. I’m not sure what Maria is doing now, but I’m guessing having been a Bond Girl goes a pretty long way, which should serve her well in her career to come. And in fact, IMDB.com lists a ton of movies to her credit in the coming years, but I’ve never heard a single one of those movies, so I don’t know if they’re big-time or not. Then again, the last time I went to the movies it was 1988, so who am I to talk. Check out some Maria Grazia Cucinotta cleavage and have a great Tuesday.

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Bond Girl Delight: Maria Grazia Cucinotta

The last James Bond movie I saw was “The World is Not Enough”, and it bored me to tears. As in, I fell asleep halfway through the movie, and couldn’t get over what a terrible actress Denise Richards was. Luckily “The World is Not Enough” also stars Italian hottie Maria Grazia Cucinotta as an assassin sent to do James Bond in. Now if you had to get done, what more could you ask for then to get done by Maria Grazia Cucinotta? Va va voom! I think the movie was about car chases or sumthin’.

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Random Maria Grazia Cucinotta Hotness

Known primarily as the Italian hot mama who tried to kill James Bond in one of the Pierce Brosnan bond movies (which one eludes me; and as they are all basically the same, who cares?), Maria Grazia Cucinotta is one gorgeous woman. Here she is showing off her, ahem, assets at the Monte Carlo Television Festival from a ways back. I have one word for ya: Bam!

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A Vavavoom Moment with Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Known primarily to American audiences as “Julietta the Cigar Girl” in the James Bond flick “The World is Not Enough” (aka “Jesus, I’m Half Asleep and This Movie Still Isn’t Over?”), bodacious Italian Maria Grazia Cucinotta is all curves and buxom-itude. Here she is at Cannes doing her thing, which includes looking very hot and curvacious, two things she does shockingly well.

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