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Maria Menounos is Looking Mighty Fine

I always thought Maria Menounos was purty, one of those gals who knew she was hot, and didn’t really take her job as an “entertainment journalist” all that seriously, unlike some people, and you know who you are, which just made her even hotter to me. I mean, come on, you interview celebrities about their new hairstyle or their ex-wives, for God’s sake, how serious can you take that? Anyways, I always dug Maria Menounos, and these new pics of the lovely lass doesn’t change that one iota. If anything, they convince me that I was right to worship her from afar in the first place.

Maria Menounos and Blake Lively Bikini Tag-Team

If I had to guess the premise of these pictures showing Maria Menounos and Blake Lively in bikinis walking on the beach apparently very excited about something happening off-screen, I would say Menounos is shooting an interview for one of those entertainment shows that she reports for. I forgot what it was; Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, Entertainment Access Tonight, etc. You know, one of those. In any case, does it matter? Maria Menounos and Blake Lively are in bikinis and walking on the beach. The only thing that would make this better is if they both tripped at the same time, fell to the beach, and somehow got tangled up in each other arms, as their lips slowly but surely move towards each other’s — wait, what? Oh, right. Please to ogle.

Maria Menounos Makes Me Want to Start Jogging

Wait, so when did Maria Menounos become a big enough celebrity that paparazzi are now camping out in front of her house to snap pictures of the shockingly hot Entertainment Tonight host (she’s with Entertainment Tonight, right? I can never keep up with all these entertainment shows) as she went out for a jog around the neighborhood recently. Then again, it’s not like I’m complaining or anything. I mean, come on, look at Maria Menounos. When she’s not laughing like the Joker, she’s pretty friggin’ hot. Seriously, I had no idea. Wow. She makes me want to start jogging. Well, not really, but you know, kinda.

Hollywood Babes Love the 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Yes, folks, it’s that time of the year again, when TV’s beautiful people crowd the red carpet and act like movie stars, even though, you know, they’re not. I mean, they do work in TV, primarily. But I digress. Among the hotties attending the 58th Annual Primetime Emmys (aka the Friggin Emmys that No One Watches) were Jennifer Love Hewitt and her marvelous breasts, former American Idol chick Kimberly Caldwell, found again Evangeline Lilly, midget lover Heather Locklear, “reporters” Maria Menounos, Vanessa Minnillo, and Nancy O’Dell; and finally, my favorite house call Doctor, Jennifer Morrison. Now where did the Emmys misplace my invitation? I tell ya, those guys need to get their act together…

Maria Menounos in Latex Bodysuit

Maria Menounos has a pretty freaky smile (but then again, anyone who smiles whenever I see them is just naturally freaky, but maybe it’s just me), but there’s no denying that she can be pretty hot when she keeps that Joker smile to a minimum. Here’s one of those killer pics of Maria Menounos in a tight black leather bodysuit, modeling for the James Bond game “James Bond 007: From Russia with Love”. Maria plays — er, who cares. Check out that ass. Yow.

Babes at the Friends of El Faro Party

I don’t know who El Faro is, or how he managed to hook up with so many babes, but the results speak for themselves. Some of the hotties on the red carpet trying to get into the El Faro party included the frecklelicious Olivia Munn, the grinning joker herself Maria Menounos, “Las Vegas” showgirl Molly Sims, and finally, “American Pie’s” Shannon Elizabeth. Will someone please give Shannon Elizabeth a job already?

Maria Menounos and her Cleavage at the AFI

The always obsessively (and some would say, unnaturally) peppy and ever-grinning Maria Menounos seems to have forgotten her date to the recent American Film Institute brouhaha, but luckily for us, she remembered to bring her cleavage along. Lots and lots of cleavage. In a body-hugging, low-cut, revealing slinky black dress. And did I mention she was showing a lot of cleavage? And oh yeah, the AFI was celebrating movies or sumthin’.

Maria Menounos in Stuff Magazine

I’ve always been kind of torn about Maria Menounos — is she hot or just weird looking? — but seeing her here, in this 2004 spread for Stuff Magazine, I’m leaning towards the former. She’s definitely hot. The best part about these pictures? The photographer was smart and directed her not to do that crazy wide-as-a-house smile of hers. Nothing wrong with smiling a lot, but damn, sometimes Maria can smile a little too wide, if you know what I mean.

Maria Menounos in People Magazine

I’m personally torn about Maria Menounos. She seems like a great gal, but that wide smile of hers can get pretty annoying pretty fast. Maybe it’s just me; I’m not used to being around people who are that happy all the time. But I digress. Here’s Maria Menounos in People Magazine. What’s Maria doing now, one of those entertainment shows? There are so many of them I can’t keep track…

Maria Menounos is Classy and Sexy

Is it me, or does Maria Menounos look even better when she’s not doing that wide-as-a-house smile of hers? The woman looks practically hot when she keeps that mouth of hers closed. Not that I’m saying she shouldn’t smile, but damn, that’s one gigantic smile! Here is Maria Menounos looking sexy and classy at the same time…

Maria Menounos is Sneaky Hot

Entertainment Tonight’s Maria Menounos is what you would call “sneaky hot”. When you first see her, she doesn’t look “all that”, but the next thing you know — bam! Suddenly she’s in FHM and a major babe. Go figure. Here are some pics of her, including those FHM pics.

Jessica Alba Tops AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women of 2006

AskMen.com recently did their annual Top 99 women of the year, and screen siren Jessica Alba topped the list this year. Coming in second was British hottie Sienna Miller, followed by Angelina Jolie at #3.

The rest of the Top 10 Babes of 2006 shook out like this: