Maria Sharapova, doing something with phone company Motorola, I’m guessing by all the Motorola signs in the background. But don’t look at the background, look at the foreground! It’s got, you know, a really hot Russian girl who plays tennis and stuff. I think she plays tennis. Hot girl. Tennis. Whatever. Just concentrate on the hot girl part.
13 January 2006
Various shots of Maria Sharapova doing a lot of modeling and generally looking like the beautiful Russian babe that she is. If she ever gets tired of tennis, there is definitely a second career in modeling. Or maybe as a TV personality. Heck, she could go into the movies. It worked for Carmen Electra, and that girl has no talent whatsoever, so Maria should definitely have a second career post-tennis. And of course, there’s always the private modeling work I have in my basement every Friday. I pay in peanuts.
13 January 2006