Marisa Miller is Ssssssssssssmoking in GQ
If you’re getting tired of seeing Marisa Miller and her fine self showing up on the cover of pretty much every magazine in the known universe, then you got yourself a problem there, chief. The girl is just doing what she’s supposed to do — modeling gigs. That’s, you know, like her profession. And oh yeah, she’s also friggin’ gorgeous to boot, a little known fact made even more spectacular because the girl is 100% natural, and has no problems showing off what God gave her, and hallelujah for that! Here’s Marisa Miller in the latest issue of GQ magazine, which I hear tell is a magazine about clothes. Or maybe not. Eh, I subscribe to only one magazine, “Camping for Adult Men”, and let me tell you, oooh boy, the articles in this month’s issue? Life changing.
Marisa Miller is #1 in Maxim
Whose #1? Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Alba? Not even close. Sitting pretty (with emphasis on pretty) at Maxim’s 2008 Hot 100 list is none other than California’s hottest hotbodied model Marisa Miller. And who could possibly fault with that positioning, even though we think it’s kind of ridiculous to continually put out list after list that no one will remember a month from now anyway. But hey, if you like list, and apparently you do, because there are a gazillion TV shows that just do these list thing at the moment, not to mention the million websites out there, you could do worst than have Marisa Miller at the top. To celebrate that, she’s also in the July issue of Maxim. What a coincidence!
Weekend Send-off with Marisa Miller
It’s TGIF Friday! Wait, if you’ve already shortened Thank God It’s Friday to TGIF, do you then still have to add the extra Friday at the end of TGIF? I don’t know, but people should really look into this so I can either keep using TGIF Friday without having to think about it, or drop the extra Friday completely. I mean, come on, what kind of country is this if we can’t get some scientists into a room to solve this for us? Anyhoo, here’s Marisa Miller, your weekend send-off. Got errands to run over the weekend? Things to do? Girls to mack on? Let Marisa Miller be your guide. Marisa Miller in a two-piece bikini, of course.
Three Wet Dreams for the Price of One
Seeing not one, not two, but three two-piece bikini-clad Victoria’s Secret supermodels frolicking about on the beach while holding onto each other as if they’re afraid they might get wash away by the tide reminds me of a dream I once had, where I woke up all sweaty and cursing the sun. If you absolutely must ask what they’re doing here, I would wager a guess and say it’s some kind of photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret bikinis. Mind you, if you have to ask in the first place, you’re probably at the wrong site, because frankly, what does it matter what they’re doing, and for what purposes. It’s Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Miranda Kerr all bikini-ed out and prancing around on a beach. Dude, seriously? You wanna know the background to this?
Video: Marisa Miller’s Gym Routine
Ever wonder how Marisa Miller keeps that gorgeous body of hers (you know, the one with the zero ounce of fat on it?) in shape and fat-free? Well it involves a lot of sweat, some punching, and twice daily trips to my basement. No, just kidding — about the basement part, although wouldn’t it be nice? Anyhoo. Marisa Miller gets that body in shape by visiting the gym, where she boxes with a trainer. And yes, as hot and gorgeous as Marisa Miller is, it’s still pretty awkward watching a woman throwing jabs; it just don’t look natural, what can I say? But she can punch me anytime. Or do other things, ahem.
Your Daily Dose of Marisa Miller
How can any warm-blooded man not be a little bit obsessed with Victoria’s Secret supermodel and Sports Illustrated cover girl Marisa Miller? Besides the fact that that body is just damn near perfect, there’s a little sumthin’ sumethin’ about that face that just captures your attention. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s got an oddly shaped head, which just convinces you the girl has a little spice to her flavor. Or maybe it’s the dirty blonde hair. Whatever it is, Marisa Miller has got it going on, and this is just another gratuitous posting of Marisa Miller hotness.
Marisa Miller in 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Have I mentioned lately that I think Victoria’s Secret supermodel and bikini model goddess Marisa Miller has what can quite possibly be considered the best body in the whole damn world? I don’t know if the woman has a single inch of fat on that perfect, curvaceous body, but holy God, it’s impossible not to drool when even a clothed picture of her is around, so you can imagine that my computer keyboard is now soaked after witnessing these gorgeous bikini pictures of her in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Mama mia! I think I’m in love. And oh yeah, she’s the cover girl of this year’s swimsuit issue.
Sundays with Marisa Miller’s Bodacious Curves
Sundays are great, but Sundays with Marisa Miller’s bodacious curves to ogle at to pass the time is even better. Although I’m pretty sure that if you put your mind to it, you could probably come up with something better to do with your time. I mean, come on, guys, Marisa Miller is a hot woman and all that, but why are you sitting at your computer staring at her on a nice, breezy Sunday. (Or at least it’s nice and breezy over here.) Are you saying you really have nothing better to do? If that’s true, you should think about getting a weekend job. Everyone likes people with weekend jobs. It’s, like, on the weekend, which makes it more special. Or something. Anyways, some Marisa Miller bodacious curves (and of course by “curves” I mean that freakishly hot zero fat body of hers) to liven up your lame Sunday.
Marisa Miller is Wearing Too Much Clothes
Let’s face it, guys, there isn’t a woman out there who can be called more perfect than Marisa Miller. The woman is so perfect she went from modeling failed magazines to doing supermodel runway work to wowing in the pages of Sports Illustrated. But of course being perfect means it sucks when she puts on too much clothes because we’ve already seen just how good she looks without them. And when it comes to Marisa Miller, “too much” is basically anything thicker than a two-piece bikini. So here’s Marisa Miller somewhere doing something looking good even with way too much clothes on. But you know what? She still looks damn good anyway, which says a lot about her.
Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller Together At Last
In case you haven’t heard, Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller are Victoria’s Secrets new “It” girls. Or at least, they’re wearing T-shirts that says they’re Victoria’s Secrets’ “It” girls. Very, very tight white T-shirts, I might add, but then you probably have that figured out. We’re talking about two smoking hot supermodels at the top of their game; of COURSE they’re going to be wearing clothes that are at least two sizes too small. Here are the two girls at a Victoria’s Secret booth (in a mall, one presumes) promoting the latest line of bras. Too bad they aren’t trying it on for the press. Wouldn’t THAT be fun? Yes, yes, it would be. And they look like they could be sisters, too. Ooooh, fantasy alert, boys! Fantasy material alert!
Friday’s with Marisa Miller and an Itty Bitty Bikini
TGIF, right? Thank God it’s Fridays with Marisa Miller and her Itty Bitty Bikini. Wait, that’s not right. Oh well, it’s close enough. Anyways, here’s Marisa Miller and her itty bitty bikini to ensure that your slide into the weekend starts off with a bang. Some will say, “Hey, didn’t you just post some Marisa Miller pictures earlier this week?” To which I respond, “Shut the hell up, idiot!” Is Marisa Miller shooting a bikini photoshoot? Is she on vacation? But more importantly, if I stare at these pictures too long, will I go blind? All good questions, my son. Let’s give it a go and see what happens, shall we?
Marisa Miller + Bikini = Life is Good
Before I turn the Random Page into one of those CNN or FoxNews crime shows, let’s dispense with all the bad news about double murders and whatnot and just concentrate on what we’re really here for in the first place — hot babes with very little on. In service of that very honorable quest, here’s Marisa Miller with very little on except a two-piece bikini. Heck, at some point Marisa even loses the top portion of the bikini. God bless ya, Marisa. Now why haven’t you call me? I’m waiting!
Stay Inside with Marisa Miller
Why spend all your time in the heat playing wibble ball when you could be inside staring at your computer at these gorgeous pictures of supermodel extraordinare Marisa Miller? (Kids still play wibble balls, right?) In case you didn’t get the memo, Marisa Miller is the most perfect woman ever created by the hands (lovely caressed, of course) of God. Check it out, and pretend it’s not really 95-degrees going on 100 outside. Works for me.
Marisa Miller in 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Just Marisa Miller in a two-piece bikini doing nothing is enough cause for celebration, but Marisa Miller in the 2007 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue? Dude, that’s like Christmas, July 4th, and Thanksgiving rolled into one. Okay, maybe not July 4th. Who cares about July 4th? What I meant to say was, Christmas and Thanksgiving rolled into one. Okay, maybe not even Thanksgiving. Is that even a real Holiday anyways? What I meant to say was, Marisa Miller in SI is like Christmas! Yeah, that’s it. Let’s go with Christmas. Here’s Marisa Miller in the 2007 SI swimsuit issue.
Thankful for Marisa Miller
Thanksgiving is almost upon us, and I would like to just say that I am very thankful that Marisa Miller’s parents did the bump ugly and gave us their dear daughter, because damn, Marisa Miller gives Stacy Keibler a run for her money in the “Most Perfect Female Form EVER” category. Now mind you, I still think Keibler has the title, but on a cold, pre-Thanksgiving day such as this… One can’t help but think that Marisa has a pretty good chance at usurping the title, ya know?
Marisa Miller in Stuff Magazine
If there is an ounce of fat on Marisa Miller’s gorgeous body, scientists around the world haven’t been able to find it. In fact, there are scientific data that suggests she is in fact not human, because let’s face it, no human being can be this perfect in every way. But I digress. Here’s some Marisa Miller in Stuff Magazine to slide into the weekend on a most excellent note.
Kelly Hu and Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures. Hot Damn!
See, I was supposed to be at the Kelly Slater Invitational in Fiji too, but my plane ticket got lost in the mail. Yeah, that’s the ticket. But had my ticket came through as it was supposed to, I would be hobnobbing with Marisa Miller and Kelly Hu, and if I played my cards right, hobnobbing between Marissa Miller and Kelly Hu. But I digress. Here’s Kelly Hu and Marisa Miller playing MC at the Invitational, then California girl Miller taking the surfboard out for a spin later on. Nice backside, Marisa. Technique-wise, I mean.
Sunday Treat: Marisa Miller
Yes, kids, even more Marisa Miller to chew on because I just can’t get enough of that blonde California girl face and that rockhard, fatless, and flawless body of hers. Does Marisa Miller even eat? And if so, where does all the food go? And why am I asking such dumb questions when there’s a super hot women waiting to be ogle? Ahem.
Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures = The Greatest Monday EVER
Pictures of Marisa Miller working the runway in bra and panties from this morning was more than enough to make this a Monday to remember, but pictures of the lovely supermodel frolicking amongst the sand and surf of a Miami beach in a crisp afternoon in a two-piece bikini, all of it shot from a respectable distance and in great light, is making this the Mother of All Mondays. I shall remember this day forever. And of course by “forever” I mean until another bikini-clad hottie shows up. Ahem. Cripes. This woman doesn’t just have zero bodyfat, she has negative -10% bodyfat!
Marisa Miller Bikini-Clad Monday
It’s Monday, so of course that means random pictures of Marisa Miller in two-piece bikinis. Oh who am I kidding. Any day is a good day to post Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Here’s the former Perfect 10 model at the 2006 Miami Swim Fashion Show which, apparently, is all about bikini-wear. Hey, I can dig it.