Let’s face it, guys, there isn’t a woman out there who can be called more perfect than Marisa Miller. The woman is so perfect she went from modeling failed magazines to doing supermodel runway work to wowing in the pages of Sports Illustrated. But of course being perfect means it sucks when she puts on too much clothes because we’ve already seen just how good she looks without them. And when it comes to Marisa Miller, “too much” is basically anything thicker than a two-piece bikini. So here’s Marisa Miller somewhere doing something looking good even with way too much clothes on. But you know what? She still looks damn good anyway, which says a lot about her.
2 August 2007
In case you haven’t heard, Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller are Victoria’s Secrets new “It” girls. Or at least, they’re wearing T-shirts that says they’re Victoria’s Secrets’ “It” girls. Very, very tight white T-shirts, I might add, but then you probably have that figured out. We’re talking about two smoking hot supermodels at the top of their game; of COURSE they’re going to be wearing clothes that are at least two sizes too small. Here are the two girls at a Victoria’s Secret booth (in a mall, one presumes) promoting the latest line of bras. Too bad they aren’t trying it on for the press. Wouldn’t THAT be fun? Yes, yes, it would be. And they look like they could be sisters, too. Ooooh, fantasy alert, boys! Fantasy material alert!
29 June 2007
TGIF, right? Thank God it’s Fridays with Marisa Miller and her Itty Bitty Bikini. Wait, that’s not right. Oh well, it’s close enough. Anyways, here’s Marisa Miller and her itty bitty bikini to ensure that your slide into the weekend starts off with a bang. Some will say, “Hey, didn’t you just post some Marisa Miller pictures earlier this week?” To which I respond, “Shut the hell up, idiot!” Is Marisa Miller shooting a bikini photoshoot? Is she on vacation? But more importantly, if I stare at these pictures too long, will I go blind? All good questions, my son. Let’s give it a go and see what happens, shall we?
26 June 2007
Before I turn the Random Page into one of those CNN or FoxNews crime shows, let’s dispense with all the bad news about double murders and whatnot and just concentrate on what we’re really here for in the first place — hot babes with very little on. In service of that very honorable quest, here’s Marisa Miller with very little on except a two-piece bikini. Heck, at some point Marisa even loses the top portion of the bikini. God bless ya, Marisa. Now why haven’t you call me? I’m waiting!
12 May 2007
Why spend all your time in the heat playing wibble ball when you could be inside staring at your computer at these gorgeous pictures of supermodel extraordinare Marisa Miller? (Kids still play wibble balls, right?) In case you didn’t get the memo, Marisa Miller is the most perfect woman ever created by the hands (lovely caressed, of course) of God. Check it out, and pretend it’s not really 95-degrees going on 100 outside. Works for me.
15 February 2007
Just Marisa Miller in a two-piece bikini doing nothing is enough cause for celebration, but Marisa Miller in the 2007 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue? Dude, that’s like Christmas, July 4th, and Thanksgiving rolled into one. Okay, maybe not July 4th. Who cares about July 4th? What I meant to say was, Christmas and Thanksgiving rolled into one. Okay, maybe not even Thanksgiving. Is that even a real Holiday anyways? What I meant to say was, Marisa Miller in SI is like Christmas! Yeah, that’s it. Let’s go with Christmas. Here’s Marisa Miller in the 2007 SI swimsuit issue.
20 November 2006
Thanksgiving is almost upon us, and I would like to just say that I am very thankful that Marisa Miller’s parents did the bump ugly and gave us their dear daughter, because damn, Marisa Miller gives Stacy Keibler a run for her money in the “Most Perfect Female Form EVER” category. Now mind you, I still think Keibler has the title, but on a cold, pre-Thanksgiving day such as this… One can’t help but think that Marisa has a pretty good chance at usurping the title, ya know?
25 August 2006
If there is an ounce of fat on Marisa Miller’s gorgeous body, scientists around the world haven’t been able to find it. In fact, there are scientific data that suggests she is in fact not human, because let’s face it, no human being can be this perfect in every way. But I digress. Here’s some Marisa Miller in Stuff Magazine to slide into the weekend on a most excellent note.
22 August 2006
See, I was supposed to be at the Kelly Slater Invitational in Fiji too, but my plane ticket got lost in the mail. Yeah, that’s the ticket. But had my ticket came through as it was supposed to, I would be hobnobbing with Marisa Miller and Kelly Hu, and if I played my cards right, hobnobbing between Marissa Miller and Kelly Hu. But I digress. Here’s Kelly Hu and Marisa Miller playing MC at the Invitational, then California girl Miller taking the surfboard out for a spin later on. Nice backside, Marisa. Technique-wise, I mean.
6 August 2006
Yes, kids, even more Marisa Miller to chew on because I just can’t get enough of that blonde California girl face and that rockhard, fatless, and flawless body of hers. Does Marisa Miller even eat? And if so, where does all the food go? And why am I asking such dumb questions when there’s a super hot women waiting to be ogle? Ahem.
17 July 2006
Pictures of Marisa Miller working the runway in bra and panties from this morning was more than enough to make this a Monday to remember, but pictures of the lovely supermodel frolicking amongst the sand and surf of a Miami beach in a crisp afternoon in a two-piece bikini, all of it shot from a respectable distance and in great light, is making this the Mother of All Mondays. I shall remember this day forever. And of course by “forever” I mean until another bikini-clad hottie shows up. Ahem. Cripes. This woman doesn’t just have zero bodyfat, she has negative -10% bodyfat!
17 July 2006
It’s Monday, so of course that means random pictures of Marisa Miller in two-piece bikinis. Oh who am I kidding. Any day is a good day to post Marisa Miller bikini pictures, because what’s better than a hotel model in a bikini? Okay, sausage and cheese wrapped in bred is pretty awesome, too, but for now, we’ll have to make do with Marisa Miller. Here’s the former Perfect 10 model at the 2006 Miami Swim Fashion Show which, apparently, is all about bikini-wear. Hey, I can dig it.
21 September 2007