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Marjorie de Souza Sells Some Polar Beer

31 March 2009

Got a new beer you want to sell to the masses? And assuming the masses are a bunch of drunken, horny dudes who only buys beer from hot women? Marjorie de Souza has the bikini to do it and the body to fill it up with! Marjorie de Souza is one of the pitchwoman for Polar Beer, which as the name may imply, was made from the wastelands of Antarctica by polar bears. I could be wrong, of course, but this is what I’ve learned after extensive resources. No idea what it is Marjorie de Souza does in-between selling Polar Beer, but we’re assuming it involves lounging around looking sexy.

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Gaby Espino Sells Polar Beer. Thank You, Polar Beer.

26 February 2009

Gaby Espino is a Venezuelan model (usually strutting around in bikinis, thank you very much) who is also the pitchwoman for something called Polar Beer. It’s a beer brand that I’ve never heard of, but it’s got a polar bear on it. I think that’s a polar bear. It could be a giant cat. Who knows what they grow down there in Venezuela. But I digress. Gaby Espino is the pitchwoman for the beer, which usually involves her going around in a bikini selling it to the public. Here she is on the beach with a blonde friend selling the beer. I would buy it, but I would be more prone to buying it if they would just start touching and giggling. That would be, like, really awesome hot.

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