White Stripes’ Meg White Sex Tape Scandal

Oh, those crazy celebrities and their wacky sex tapes. The latest celebrity to be tossed into the celebrity s-e-x scandal is none other than White Stripes drummer Meg White, who apparently has a tape showing her engaging in wild horse play circulating the Internet. According to this, the maybe-maybe not existence of said tape has cause White such distress that the two-person band has cancelled their tour dates, citing “acute anxiety” on Meg’s part. Now I don’t know if this tape is actually Meg White bumping uglies with some guy (God, I hope it’s not her brother and bandmate, BRRRR), but man, it sure looks like her, don’t it? Look at the pictures below and judge for yourself. (You’ll notice that Meg White has always been, shall we say, well strapped, and so is the girl in the tape…)