Yes, Even More Megan Fox from How to Lose Friends
What’s that, you say? You can’t get enough of Megan Fox pictures from her new movie “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, even though the chances of you actually going to see this thing is about the same odds that you’ll finally get a girlfriend by the time the film opens, and no, I’m not talking about the “girl from Canada” who no one has ever met? Why, of course! You only need to ask, mon ami. Here’s more of the always foxy Megan Fox from “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”. And yes, it does appear this scene involves Megan Fox stripping down to bra and panties in the middle of a party. You’re welcome. Now go out and try to get a girlfriend, for God’s sake. You’re embarrassing both of us here.
More Megan Fox from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
Megan Fox has a new movie called “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, in which Megan Fox (aka the movie’s current Sex Goddess for another year or two, or maybe months) plays an airhead actress who uses her sex appeal to get ahead in the movies. Or somesuch. Look, I don’t actually research this stuff, okay, I’m doing the best I can. And by “the best I can” I mean I don’t actually do any research at all. Oh well, shit happens, am I right or am I right? Anyways, here’s more of Megan Fox from “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”. Megan Fox is, as the kids would say, alright to the eyes. If by “alright” you actually mean so smoking hot my retinas are burning just looking at her. To wit, promos from the movie below.
Megan Fox Hots Up GQ
As far as I can tell, there are only two things hotter than Megan Fox: the sun and this itch along my right leg; I don’t know what’s going on down there, but I think it’s turning into a rash. But I digress. There’s not a whole lot of things hotter than Megan Fox, and yes, I’m even including those outrageously retarded tattoos that she’s covered her perfect little self with. Really, super hot girls, may I ask for a moratorium on ugly tattoos? There’s absolutely nothing worst than a girl who is so uber hot that men pee their pants when she walks past who decides to cover her arm with a giant friggin tattoo of Marilyn Monroe’s head. Wow, really, Megan? But eh, you’re so hot, I’m going to forgive you, baby. Check her out in GQ wearing a bikini with, thankfully, most of her tattoos covered up. Did I mention that Megan Fox is really, really hot?
Foxy Megan Fox Wednesdays
Yup, you guessed it. This is another “Holy Mother of God Megan Fox is so gosh darn hot” posting. It’s completely gratuitous, and because I have nothing but the highest respect for you, dear constant readers (yes, all five of you), I won’t pretend to justify this post with some silly, wordy sentences about how Megan Fox is currently shooting “Transformers 2″, or that Michael Bay once told her, when she asked him how to act in this scene or that scene for the first “Transformers”, to “just look hot”. Yes, I could go on and on about all that other stuff, but why bother? Let’s take this post for what it is. A celebration of Megan Fox’s uber hotness. Please to enjoy.
Megan Fox is the World’s Hottest Nun
In her new film “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (or as I like to call it, “The Most Unwieldy Movie Title of All Time”), the uber hot Megan Fox plays an actress name Sophie Maes who is making her movie debut with a film called “Teresa: The Making of a Saint”. As part of the movie, the filmmakers have made a faux trailer for “Teresa”, featuring Megan Fox as the world’s hottest nun, lusting after a priest, and vice versa. Failing that, she becomes the Mother Teresa we all know from the history books. You know, helping out the poor and lepers and junk. Bet you didn’t know that, huh? Here’s Megan Fox changing hearts and ruining pants as a nun, the fake trailer for “Teresa” included.
Megan Fox Knows How to Lose Friends and Alienate People and Look Smoking Hot Doing It
The new movie “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” is based on a book by some guy name Toby Young, and co-stars Megan Fox, Kirsten Dunst, and Gillian Anderson as three hotties doing stuff in the movie. Um, I don’t know, I never read the book, and the idea behind the movie doesn’t exactly sound like I’m gonna be paying full price to see it in theaters. Or on DVD. Or when it shows up on free TV. Then again, that was before I saw this great picture of Megan Fox from the movie, wearing a cleavage-heavy dress and no bra, thus revealing — er, well, you can see for yourself. Does Megan Fox’s character feel nippy throughout the movie? One can only hope. (By the way, how plain does Kirsten Dunst look next to Megan Fox? Wow.)
Megan Fox is Single. Call Me!
So apparently Megan Fox has been engaged to, and has been dating Brian Austin Green (yes, the guy from Beverly Hills 90210, the white suburban guy who wanted to be a rapper, the epitome of the ’90s wigger) for the last four years. Well that was then, this is now. According to tabloid-y sources, one of the hottest girls on the planet has called off the engagement, claiming she’s too young (she’s 22 — which means BAG was hitting that when she was 18 — my man!) to be marrying some dude whose career has him headed back to TV while hers, on the other hand, has a thriving movie career that may or may not be because of her uber hot body and puffy lips. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Megan Fox’s career is exploding because she’s very talented. (And very, very, VERY hot.)
Megan Fox at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards
There was few reasons for anyone older than 13 years old to watch last night’s MTV Movie Awards — one of them was Megan Fox. The Transformers star is a nearly flawless creature, and is probably the hottest girl with ugly tattoos since the invention of hot girls and ugly tattoos. Really, the ink the girl has on her body needs to go. In particular that just Godawful looking Marilyn Monroe face on her arm. Good God, what was she, drunk out of her mind when she decided to slap that atrocity onto her arm? And those quotes all over her body. Holy Mother of all that’s Frak. Anyways, you still can’t deny that ugly tattoos notwithstanding, Megan Fox is still bloody hot. (Oh, and one last thing: I wish she’d lay off whatever it is that she slaps on her lips to make them puffy and shine like that. Repeat after me, Megan: Less is more.)
Megan Fox is 2008’s Sexiest Woman in the World
I know what you’re thinking: “Gee, I wonder who is the sexiest woman of 2008?” Well since you asked so nicely, the guys at FHM went and did a poll, and the winner is Megan Fox. See? And people say I don’t provide anything worthwhile on the site that you could use in, like, daily work conversations or what have you. So if Fox is first, who are the rest of the sexiest best? Jessica Biel came in at #2, followed by last year’s winner, Jessica Alba. Elisha Cuthbert and Scarlett Johansson brings up the rear at #4 and #5, respectively.
Megan Fox in Allure Magazine
Oh sure, who didn’t think giant f–king robots transforming and shooting rockets out of their tail pipes weren’t cool in “Transformers”? To add to all that geek coolness, you had a sexy as hell Megan Fox leaning over a car engine in a tight top that showed off her midriff. God bless Michael Bay. He knew what we wanted, and he gave it to us in spades — giant f–king robots and Megan Fox looking all hot and what have you. So is there any doubt I’m eagerly anticipating “Transformers 2″? Megan Fox better be in it, that’s all I’m saying. Here’s the Foxy lady herself in Allure magazine.
Megan Fox Likes it Hard and Long
In this week’s Totally Unnecessary Phallic Symbol of the Day, Megan Fox likes it very hard and very long. I’m talking about the glass thingamagig they give to winners of the Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough Awards, of course. (What did you think I mean? Hush your dirty mind!) And no, I don’t know what the Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough Awards is, and I don’t really want to know. It’s probably for something lame because if the Oscars or Golden Globes are lame, how unlame can something called the “Annual Hollywood Life Breakthrough” not be? My point exactly. Now watch Megan Fox get her hand on something hard and long and let’s call it a day.
Megan Fox at Spike TV’s Scream 2007 Awards
You gotta wonder if anyone stopped Megan Fox when she was about to put that ghastly tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm and say to her, “Megan, check it out, doll, I know you’re rebellious and you’re noncomformist and all that junk, but seriously, a gigantic picture of Marilyn Monroe’s head on your arm? No, girl, no!” But apparently no one told her that, because everytime you see Megan Fox, she still has that Godawful looking black blotch on her arm. Sigh. Anyways, ugly tattoo or not, that won’t stop us from appreciating the fineness that is Megan Fox, and yes, she is quite fine. Here’s our foxy girl at Spike TV’s Scream 2007 Awards. I have no idea what that is, so don’t ask.
Picture of the Day: Megan Fox
Transformers star Megan Fox is such a fox (har har, I bet you saw that coming, right?) that any picture of her could qualify as a “Picture of the Day” entry. But this picture in particular took my breath away. I don’t know if it’s the couch, the lingerie, or the pose — or maybe it’s all those things added together for one hot looking picture. Or maybe it’s just the woman herself, and she could be covered in mud and it would still qualify as a Picture of the Day. Take a look at Megan Fox at her finest and tell me you aren’t having all kinds of dirty thoughts. Spread em, baby, spread em…
Megan Fox in Arena Magazine
The only thing keeping Megan Fox from being the perfect woman, in my opinion, is all those unGodly stupid tattoo quotes she’s got stenciled all across her body. I mean, what is the deal with that? Maybe Megan Fox is going the way of Angelina Jolie, and sporting tattoos everywhere has never hurt Angelina Jolie’s sex appeal. Then again, isn’t a girl who is willing to ruin her skin with ink even sexier? I’ll leave that up to you to decide, not-so-dear readers. Here’s Megan Fox in a recent spread for Arena Magazine. Not as risque as Arena’s usual stuff, but eh, beggars can’t be choosers.
Megan Fox and Rachael Taylor Shills for Transformers in Sydney
Paramount has been working poor Megan Fox a whole lot, since the last time I looked up she was in Korea promoting “Transformers”. Today she’s in Sydney, Australia for the movie’s premiere along with co-star (and local girl) Rachael Taylor. And oh yeah, Michael Bay was there, too, but nevermind that. Also at the premiere was lovely Megan Fox’s tattoos, including a quite ugly (from what I can gather) Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her inner arm. Oh, Megan, why? I can dig the quote tattoos, but why such an ugly tattoo on the inner arm? Anyways, we Americans will have to wait for “Transformers” to open July 3rd (or maybe 4th, I forgot, they keep changing the date).
Megan Fox in GQ Magazine
Did I mention that Megan Fox is one hot tomato? (Or maybe I should use potato? Hey, potato, tomato, right?) Either way, “Transformers” star Megan Fox is one hot mama. Here she is in the latest issue of GQ Magazine. Go to the newsstand and grab a copy now. Wait, do they still have newsstands around? I don’t know, the last time I went to buy something from a newsstand it was covered in a brown bag, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Wink wink, hint hint, etc.
Megan Fox and her Tattoo at the MTV Movie Awards
We all know Megan Fox is a bad, bad girl. Fortunately for us all, she’s a hot, hot bad girl. Here’s Megan, star of the upcoming “Transformers” (which, incidentally, won an award, even though it hasn’t even come out yet — yeah, the MTV Movie Awards take itself that not seriously), arriving at the MTV Movie Awards and showing off her tattoo. She seems to have a thing for Shakespeare quotes, and the one behind her right shoulder reads: “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies”, which is, in case you didn’t know, from Shakespeare’s play King Lear. She also has another tattoo quote under her left arm along her side (geez, doesn’t that hurt?), but I can’t read it. Can you?
Video: Megan Fox Transformers Killer 3 Commercial
Megan Fox isn’t just one of the stars of Michael Bay’s upcoming “Transformers”, she’s also one of its hottest pitchwoman. And I do mean hot, but then again, you’ve probably already figured out my obsession with Megan Fox. Check out Meggie’s commercial for the Pontiac below. And yes, she likes to be called Meggie. She told me so. (Now if only I can get that restraining order lifted in time to stalk — er, I mean, visit her again…)
Final TRANSFORMERS Posters and Standee
Via ComingSoon, here are some new “Transformers” posters and theater standees (you know, those big posters you see standing in the theater lobbies?) that you may or may not have seen before recently sent out by Paramount Pictures. DreamWorks Pictures has released the final psoters and a photo of a new standee for director Michael Bay’s Transformers, opening in theaters on July 4. The sci-fi action-adventure stars Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Anderson, Rachael Taylor, Megan Fox, John Turturro and Jon Voight.
Megan Fox in “Transformers” Images
Not a whole lot, just a couple of images of the lovely Megan Fox in the upcoming geek extravaganza known as “Transformers”, set to light the world of geekdom on fire come Summer. The Earth is caught in the middle of an intergalactic war between two races of robots, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, which are able to change into a variety of objects, including cars, trucks, planes and other technological creations. “Transformers”, directed by Michael Bay, opens July 4th, 2007.