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Megan Fox Lays About the House for Rolling Stone

28 September 2009

According to Rolling Stone, Megan Fox is America’s hottest bad girl. I can’t say as if I disagree, with both the “hottest” and “bad girl” part. Megan Fox surely is one fine, fine looking woman, and the fact that she doesn’t mind slipping on the skimpy outfit for the gazillion magazines she does a month makes her all that hotter. Of course, she risks over-exposure, but hey, if you gotta get over-exposed, why not go all the way? I have absolutely no idea what that means, but there’s Megan Fox in Rolling Stone laying about the house looking hot and junk.

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Megan Fox’s Cheerleader Pics from Jennifer’s Body

24 September 2009

Megan Fox’s first starring role in “Jennifer’s Body” didn’t exactly set the box office on fire, but that’s for the bean counters to worry about. We’re glad there was a movie where Megan Fox was put into a cheerleader outfit for our enjoyment, and because of that, we’d like to thank the makers of “Jennifer’s Body”. Here are some movie promos from “Jennifer” with Megan Fox in said cheerleader outfit. And no, you’ve never seen a cheerleader look this hot at your school. Face it, most cheerleaders look like 30-year old has-beens. Megan Fox, on the other hand, looks like Megan Fox. In a cheerleader outfit. Oh my.

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Waking up with Megan Fox

17 September 2009

Let’s face it, you would give an arm and a leg to wake up in a bed beside Megan Fox. Of course, if you had to give up an arm and a leg, it might not feel the same waking up to Megan Fox. After all, if you don’t have hands, how are you going to stroke that glorious skin? Or how about the hair? She’s got great luxurious hair. And the great, flat tummy. The beautiful, glorious rack. Basically, what else you want that Megan Fox don’t have? Okay, getting rid of those God ugly tattoos would be great, but what are you gonna do, right?

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Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfreid Kiss Scene from Jennifer’s Body

16 September 2009

It’s short and sweet, and the lead-up to it is actually hotter than the actual kiss.


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Your Weekend Send-off: Megan Fox’s Bikini Body

21 August 2009

Have we seen Megan Fox in a bikini yet? I don’t know, maybe in a swimsuit, but I don’t think she ever wowed the world by slipping on a bikini and strutting around. Then again, I could be wrong, and maybe she did, but I’m just too lazy to look for an old post. So, here’s Megan Fox, probably as close to a bikini as you’ll see. Great body, I have to admit. Now that I think about it, she has been in tons of bra and panties shots, so maybe that’s the same as a bikini. Your weekend send-off is brought to you by Megan Fox and that righteous body.

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Jennifer’s Body Trailer Shows off Megan Fox’s Body

8 July 2009


So can she actually act or what? Who the hell knows, and who the hell cares.

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Why Did Transformers 2 Make $200 Million? One Word: CGI Megan Fox

30 June 2009

Oh, the wonders of computers…

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A Leggy and Nip-rific Megan Fox at a Transformers 2 Premiere

18 June 2009

Can Megan Fox act? I don’t have a clue. But she looks really good, that much isn’t in doubt. Sure, those lips can sometimes balloon too much and gets a tad freaky at times, but there’s no doubt about it, the gal cuts a mighty fine figure. Here’s Megan Fox and the boys (the boys are not shown, for obvious reasons) at a recent premiere of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”. This might be in London, or Germany, or somewhere not called the “United States”. Does it matter? Look at those legs. Must be cold over there that day…

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Megan Fox Says if you Read the Bible and Don’t Believe in Gay Rights You Should Die

9 June 2009

Megan Fox is so open-minded about people’s sexual orientation that she believes if you don’t share her views, you should die. In response to a question by Total Film about what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world, Fox replied: “I’d barter with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?” While that is indeed a very stupid and intolerant thing to say, we’re going to have to agree with Megan Fox, mostly because she’s 23 years old and is super hot, though we reserve the right to change our minds in 10 years, or until Megan gets knocked up by a rich douche bag with a trust fund, or whichever one comes first.

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Megan Fox in Transformers 2 Promos

19 May 2009

In case you don’t know, Megan Fox is coming out with a new “Transformers” movie this Summer. Why Summer? Because you need to be hot and sweaty to fully appreciate the hot and sweaty hot nature of Megan Fox, that’s why, and don’t you ever forget it. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, Megan Fox is one of the stars of the movie, and here are some promos featuring Megan Fox running away from killer robots. And standing around looking hot. Basically, Megan Fox being Megan Fox, which translates into Megan Fox doing pretty much anything.

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Second Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Trailer

6 May 2009

Giant Effin’ Robots are Back! And oh yeah, Megan Fox makes me wanna buy a motorcycle.

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Hot, Hot, HOT Megan Fox Esquire Video Shoot

4 May 2009

Esquire Magazine’s got Megan Fox on the cover of their June issue (due out on newsstands later this month), but instead of just slapping a hot Megan Fox on the cover and interior pages, Esquire also shot a 3-minute long video of Fox doing, well, stuff around the house like waking up in bra and panties, walking around in a swimsuit, and eating a hamburger. Then later, she gets ready to go out somewhere. It’s all very hot and is literally oozing with sex from every second of the video. Here’s a link to the video, and pics from the shoot after the jump. Did I mention this might be one of the hottest videos I’ve ever seen of a woman who ISN’T nude?

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Hot Chicks in Jeans of the Day: Megan Fox

3 March 2009

Granted, there’s not a whole lot of clothing that Megan Fox WOULDN’T look good in, but this pair of jeans just … yeah, wow. She even looks good with that big honkin’, fugly Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm. Really, what the hell was she thinking getting that? Anyways, enough with the fugly tattoo. The thing about Megan Fox is, she’s now single, boys, which means you still have no shot. Oh well. By the way, how do you think Megan puts those jeans on in the morning? I mean, how tight are those? Does she, like, get lowered into them via a crane or something? Good God those are some tight jeans!

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Hot Girls with Ugly Tattoos of the Day: Megan Fox

5 January 2009

Megan Fox apparently woke up one day and said to herself, “Self, you know what would look good on you? A big ol honkin’ tattoo of Marilyn Monroe’s face on the inside of one of your arms! Yes, just one, because two would be overkill! And oh yeah, how about some fancy schmancy words and such tattooed all across your body? Man, that’ll show people who thinks you’re just a pretty face and burgeoning sex Goddess!” Okay, so maybe that wasn’t how it happened, but you gotta admit, it had to be something equally silly like that for a girl this good looking to become so addicted to some Godawful tattoos. What’s next, Angelina Jolie’s big puffy lips on her forehead? Ooops, better not give her ideas!

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Yes, Even More Megan Fox from How to Lose Friends

28 September 2008

What’s that, you say? You can’t get enough of Megan Fox pictures from her new movie “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, even though the chances of you actually going to see this thing is about the same odds that you’ll finally get a girlfriend by the time the film opens, and no, I’m not talking about the “girl from Canada” who no one has ever met? Why, of course! You only need to ask, mon ami. Here’s more of the always foxy Megan Fox from “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”. And yes, it does appear this scene involves Megan Fox stripping down to bra and panties in the middle of a party. You’re welcome. Now go out and try to get a girlfriend, for God’s sake. You’re embarrassing both of us here.

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More Megan Fox from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

22 September 2008

Megan Fox has a new movie called “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, in which Megan Fox (aka the movie’s current Sex Goddess for another year or two, or maybe months) plays an airhead actress who uses her sex appeal to get ahead in the movies. Or somesuch. Look, I don’t actually research this stuff, okay, I’m doing the best I can. And by “the best I can” I mean I don’t actually do any research at all. Oh well, shit happens, am I right or am I right? Anyways, here’s more of Megan Fox from “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”. Megan Fox is, as the kids would say, alright to the eyes. If by “alright” you actually mean so smoking hot my retinas are burning just looking at her. To wit, promos from the movie below.

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Megan Fox Hots Up GQ

19 September 2008

As far as I can tell, there are only two things hotter than Megan Fox: the sun and this itch along my right leg; I don’t know what’s going on down there, but I think it’s turning into a rash. But I digress. There’s not a whole lot of things hotter than Megan Fox, and yes, I’m even including those outrageously retarded tattoos that she’s covered her perfect little self with. Really, super hot girls, may I ask for a moratorium on ugly tattoos? There’s absolutely nothing worst than a girl who is so uber hot that men pee their pants when she walks past who decides to cover her arm with a giant friggin tattoo of Marilyn Monroe’s head. Wow, really, Megan? But eh, you’re so hot, I’m going to forgive you, baby. Check her out in GQ wearing a bikini with, thankfully, most of her tattoos covered up. Did I mention that Megan Fox is really, really hot?

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Foxy Megan Fox Wednesdays

20 August 2008

Yup, you guessed it. This is another “Holy Mother of God Megan Fox is so gosh darn hot” posting. It’s completely gratuitous, and because I have nothing but the highest respect for you, dear constant readers (yes, all five of you), I won’t pretend to justify this post with some silly, wordy sentences about how Megan Fox is currently shooting “Transformers 2″, or that Michael Bay once told her, when she asked him how to act in this scene or that scene for the first “Transformers”, to “just look hot”. Yes, I could go on and on about all that other stuff, but why bother? Let’s take this post for what it is. A celebration of Megan Fox’s uber hotness. Please to enjoy.

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Megan Fox is the World’s Hottest Nun

7 August 2008

In her new film “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (or as I like to call it, “The Most Unwieldy Movie Title of All Time”), the uber hot Megan Fox plays an actress name Sophie Maes who is making her movie debut with a film called “Teresa: The Making of a Saint”. As part of the movie, the filmmakers have made a faux trailer for “Teresa”, featuring Megan Fox as the world’s hottest nun, lusting after a priest, and vice versa. Failing that, she becomes the Mother Teresa we all know from the history books. You know, helping out the poor and lepers and junk. Bet you didn’t know that, huh? Here’s Megan Fox changing hearts and ruining pants as a nun, the fake trailer for “Teresa” included.

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Megan Fox Knows How to Lose Friends and Alienate People and Look Smoking Hot Doing It

11 July 2008

The new movie “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” is based on a book by some guy name Toby Young, and co-stars Megan Fox, Kirsten Dunst, and Gillian Anderson as three hotties doing stuff in the movie. Um, I don’t know, I never read the book, and the idea behind the movie doesn’t exactly sound like I’m gonna be paying full price to see it in theaters. Or on DVD. Or when it shows up on free TV. Then again, that was before I saw this great picture of Megan Fox from the movie, wearing a cleavage-heavy dress and no bra, thus revealing — er, well, you can see for yourself. Does Megan Fox’s character feel nippy throughout the movie? One can only hope. (By the way, how plain does Kirsten Dunst look next to Megan Fox? Wow.)

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