Goodbye, Megan Joy Corkrey. We knew it would happen, but of course we didn’t expect the goofy behavior on tonight’s episode. Still, we will surely miss Megan Joy Corkrey’s chicken dancing style, those throaty pipes, and those God ugly tattoos. Yes, they’re ugly. I don’t know how a girl this hot ever decided to slap on tattoos that ugly all along her arm, but she did it. I bet it’s all dad’s fault. Oh well, Megan Joy Corkrey has been eliminated from American Idol as of today, and the show is suckier for it. So who am I going to be lusting after now? Maybe Paula, if she can lay off the booze, or Kara, but maybe that’s just too much bitch for me. Hey, we’ll see.
31 March 2009
Megan Joy didn’t get the best comments from the judges last week during Motown Week, but our tattooed hottie survived nonetheless. This week it’s — um, I forgot. I think there’s another theme week, I think they do this every week, but you know, I tune in and out of the show. Usually I just watch it for the hot chicks, which in this case means watching it for Megan Joy, since the only other hot chick was kicked off last week. So basically, yeah, this is it, if Megan gets kicked off the show, I’m also off American Idol. Hey, it’s a tough choice, but it’s either watching a bad singing competition or waxing, and I love my waxing. Anyhoo, more Megan Joy and her ugly tattoos, including the ones on her wrists and feet. Who tattoos their feet?
11 March 2009
Megan Joy Corkrey, officially now just Megan Joy, it would appear, is the sexiest girl with the ugliest tattoo you’ll see on American Idol. Last year there was that Irish chick, but let’s face it, she wasn’t nearly as hot as Megan. Last night Megan did “Rockin’ Robin” as her Michael Jackson song. It was, er, really weird, but she was really hot, and the song was kinda cool anyways. I wish she would cover up that right arm and stop the goofy dancing, though. I mean, there’s nothing worst than a hot girl who can’t dance. Yow. More Megan Joy for your ogling pleasure.
1 April 2009