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Brit Babe of the Day: Melanie Slade

22 December 2008

Our Brit Babe of the Day is Melanie Slade, the girlfriend of English soccer player Theo Walcott, who I hear is a pretty good soccer player, or footballer as they call it over there. Then again, I hear lots of things, and most of them turn out not to be true. That’s the problem with listening to that voice in your head that people keep telling me doesn’t really exist, but I insist it does, and it even has a name and everything. Why would an imaginary voice have a name if it didn’t exist? Exactly my point. Anyhoo, here’s some Melanie Slade, who recently showed upon the pages of a foreign version of FHM. What qualifies as a “foreign” version? Basically anything that doesn’t have letters I can pronounce.

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Melanie Slade in Arena Magazine

28 January 2008

I will admit that I have no idea who Melanie Slade is until I saw her in the latest issue of Arena Magazine. After a brief trip to Google, I found this about Melanie Slade (via): “Melanie Slade is the girlfriend of Arsenal footballer Theo Walcott. Melanie and Theo first met outside the shop where Mel worked at West Quay shopping mall in Southampton. Melanie was outside with a basket in her hand when Walcott’s friend announced “the basket is for phone numbers”. He scribbled his his mobile number on a scrap of paper and tossed it into Mel’s basket. Theo did the same. The romance had begun… Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade have been an item ever since!” Wow. Anyhoo, she’s pretty hot. Check her out.

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