To be honest with you, I don’t think I’ve seen a model as “hippy” as Melissa Haro since, well, Heidi Klum, who may have started the whole trend of having supermodels that actually look like your normal woman! Well, a slightly hotter and more ab-licious normal woman, but one that didn’t look like a 12-year old boy is what I’m trying to say. You know what I’m talking about. Before Heidi Klum and others like her, most of the so-called models could have passed for little boys. Then you have girls like Klum and now Melissa Haro, who has more than a generous helping of hips for all you men out there. Yes, this is definitely a real girl, albeit one that just happens to be, you know, about a gazillion times hotter than your girlfriend, but that’s not her fault. Melissa Haro is still our lingerie hero. And bikini, too.
11 August 2008
When you think about it, what other invention has been so good for men besides lingerie? Whoever thought up bra and panties rocks. After all, could you imagine if the girls nowadays were still walking around in those unGodly corsets? Holy cow. Picture yourself drooling to pictures of a model like Melissa Haro, for instance, wearing a corset. Not gonna happen. Now a model like Melissa Haro in bra and panties? That’s another story entirely. Why, if not for lingerie, men would be forced to find things to do with their time, and you know what happens when men have too much time on their hands. Yup, that’s how wars get started, kids. That, and lacrosse. And who needs that, really?
2 December 2008