What’s Melissa Theuriau Been Up To?
So what exactly has Melissa Theuriau, the prettiest French newscaster to ever laced up the mics and stare at the teleprompter been up to since we last saw her? Answer: I have no idea, but these new pictures of her did show up online, and she looks real purty as usual. I swear, the woman can wake up in the middle of the night, hair all messed up, and those hazel eyes would still twinkle and those lips would still look inviting. I guess this must be what it’s like to be born beautiful; you just don’t have to try all that hard. God bless you beautiful people, I hate you all.
Melissa Theuriau 2006 Calendar
Now I don’t know about the ethics behind a newscaster having a calendar of her own, even if she happens to be a very bodacious French beauty, but I’m not complaining, and I bet you aren’t, either, if you’re reading this. Melissa Theuriau puts all the Fox News babes to shame, which is saying something, because although Fox News has crappy news, they have some hot female anchors. But Melissa Theuriau? She makes me not dislike the French. A little.
Oooh La La It’s New Melissa Theuriau Pictures
My International Foreign Policy basically consists of one thing: If it’s French, duct tape its mouth close, kick it in the ass, and then throw a car at it. But I make an exception for the oh so lovely Melissa Theuriau, the foxiest newscaster this side of Fox News’ foxy babes. And for you really big Theuriau fans out there, if you search hard enough, I bet you can even find nude pics of her on the beach. (I.e. Use Google, you big dummy.) Here’s our lovely French lass somewhere doing something in a purple blouse (accessorized with furry purple boots, no less!) looking ooh la la yummy.
Melissa Theuriau in Tele Loisirs Magazine
Easily one of the only few French people that I don’t want to punch immediatley in the face (the great actor Jean Reno being the other one), newsanchor babe Melissa Theuriau is French’s answer to all the young hotties filling up anchor desks across American cable TV. The only problem with Melissa’s appearance in Tele Loisirs Magazine is that it’s too tame, too “respectable”. Eh, who needs that? And hard as it is to believe, Melissa is actually hotter live on TV than in a magazine where, one presumes, a lot of airbrushing would be at work. Heck, she’s so nice to look at I might just have to rethink my “punch first” policy regarding French people…
Hot French News Chick Melissa Theuriau
Oh, those darn French. So stuffy and rude and what-have-you; usually I don’t prefer the French (French Fries? Screw that, give me Freedom Fries!), but when they have someone as hot as Melissa Theuriau reading their news — man, I wish I had learned French in college instead of Spanish. Damn you Spanish! Here are some pictures of Melissa outside her news studio. I think you’ll agree she’s worth rescuing if the Germans ever attack again. And really, who thinks they won’t? We gotta keep an eye out for those Germans…