Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures
Remember those bald pictures of Mena Suvari from a few months ago? Yuck. Ghastly. Gave me nightmares for months and days, I tell ya. Sometimes I would wake up in the middle of the night, covered in sweat, and only a nice cold glass of lemonade would put me back to sleep. Well the hair is growing back in nicely, and Mena Suvari still has that body that made her famous via “American Beauty”. And check out that ass. Wow, that is one nice ass, I gotta admit. I was never that big a fan of Mena Suvari in the first place, but that ass is something else. Check her out running and gunning zombies in the latest “Day of the Dead” remake. Or don’t. I hear the movie blows. But there’s nothing blowing about these bikini pictures of Mena Suvari
Mena Suvari Goes Bald
I’ve always thought that Mena Suvari kind of looked like a 12 year old boy. Boys with tiny bumps for breasts, that is. Now I’m sure of it, after seeing these pictures of Mena Suvari pulling a Britney — shaving her head for some unGodly reason. I hope it’s for a movie role, because if not — man, she’s looking pretty freaky. Now I don’t usually mind chicks who shave their heads, but — well, okay, that’s not true. I really do mind chicks who shave their heads. Guys can shave their heads, but NOT women. It’s just not right. Kinda like whenever I walk around my house without my clothes on. It’s just not right! Anyhoo, here’s a bald Mena Suvari dodging the cameras — then later going for a walk on the beach. Um.
Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures
After blasting onto the screen in 1999’s “American Beauty”, I think everyone figured Mena Suvari was on her way to greatness. That hasn’t turned out to be the case. Post-”Beauty”, Mena has starred in a number of Hollywood movies, but eventually found herself doing “indie” films. More recently, she’s done “Factory Girl”, “The Dog Problem”, and “Brooklyn Rules”. Yeah, not exactly high-profile stuff. Then there’s that dreaded “Day of the Dead” remake, which according to every review I’ve read, is sure to suck donkey balls. Anyways, here’s Mena Suvari in an itty bitty black bikini at the beach with a beau.
Geek Love: Babelicious Zombie Killers
Who doesn’t love zombie movies? I know I love them. Can’t get enough of them. It’s even better when there’s a really hot babe killing them. Does it get any better than watching a really sexy woman put a crowbar through a zombie’s head? That’s pure heaven, baby! (Okay, so that was a little weird. Ahem.) Anyways, we’ve assembled for your Geek Love pleasures the hottest and babelicous zombie killers of them all. Let’s begin, shall we?
The DAY OF THE DEAD Remake Is Not So Good
The verdict is in: Hollywood needs to stop remaking classic horror films. Oh wait, nevermind. That horse got out of the barn a looooong time ago, and it’s not gonna come back in as long as Hollywood can make a dime or two off it without having to really work hard at it. Such is the zombie movie “Day of the Dead”, a supposedly remake of George Romero’s 1980s movie of the same name, that will surely be sold similar to Zach Snyder’s 2004 remake of Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead”. But according to a reviewer at AICN, this “Day of the Dead” sucks monkey balls. HARD.
The Sexy Girls of American Pie
“American Pie” was funny, but there’s nothing funny about these fabulous babes. God Bless America for Alyson Hannigan, Tara Reid, Shannon Elizabeth, and Mena Suvari. Oh yeah, and thank God for whoever invented bikinis.