Michelle Hunziker Has No Use for Body Fat
Screw your body fat and cellulite, Swiss model, actress, singer, and the object of boys’ wet dreams everywhere Michelle Hunziker has no use for any of that. And I would like to congratulate Michelle for taking such a strong stance against such a popular thing; you know, it takes courage to tell fat that you want no part of it. It’s like me back in High School; when the kids would go into the restroom to smoke their Mary Jane and what have you, I would just say, “No, not interested, the only high I need is life.” And look at me now! Sitting in my pajamas typing this in my parent’s basement. Would I have all this if I had taken a puff? I think not! Anyways, here’s Michelle Hunziker showing off her stand against body fat at the beach. You go, girl.
Michelle Hunziker is a Red Bikini Wearing Babe
Pictures of Michelle Hunziker in a bikini is nothing new. After all, when you’re this hot (naturally or not, does it matter? hotness is hotness), and as such you’d want to hit the beach as often as you can, and if a dozen or so paparazzi happens to show up to snap some pictures of you looking all kinds of good in your chosen choice of bikini, then who is getting hurt? Exactly. It’s the same explanation I use whenever my girlfriend catches me with her best friend, and the best friend just happens to be laying on the floor on her stomach, her ankles hog-tied behind her back because that’s just how she likes it, and me likeys to please the ladies. But I digress. Michelle Hunziker in bikini. HOT.
Random Michelle Hunziker Goodness
It’s not easy being Swiss. Just ask model, singer, actress, and part-time chauffeur Michelle Hunziker. Everywhere you go, people are always coming up to ask you if you’re feeling cheesy, or where is your bikini, or where are the other Swiss Bikini Team members. You know, the usual stuff. Or at least, that’s what I do whenever I hear someone is Swiss, but being that I’m not exactly representative of the human species as a whole, perhaps the entire premise of this article is not very sound. But anyhoo. Michelle Hunziker is a very sexy woman, and here are some random Michelle Hunziker goodness.
Michelle Hunziker Swimsuit Pictures
Some random bits about Michelle Hunziker, seen her in a swimsuit at the beach, via Wikipedia: She’s a Swiss actress, model and a famous personality on Italian and German television. She was born in Sorengo (Lugano), in the southern, Italian speaking part of Switzerland. After having hosted the Swiss show Cinderella, Hunziker was discovered by German TV producers. In 2007, Michelle Hunziker co-hosted with Pippo Baudo the most popular Italian show, the Festival di Sanremo. And oh yeah, she looks really, really good in a bathing suit. Too bad it’s a full swimsuit. A bikini would have been so much better, and then I could have titled this post, “Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures”. Oh, what could have been…
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Michelle Hunziker
Where would you know Michelle Hunziker from? Well unleass you live in Italy or Germany, then you probably don’t. The Swiss babe is a staple of Italian and German television, and was the host of the first and second season of “Deutschland sucht den Superstar”, which as everyone knows (what, you don’t speak Deutch?) is the German version of the British “Pop Idol”, which some of you yanks will know as “American Idol”. Yes, it’s true, crappy manufactured TV “Reality Shows” does translate well around the globe.
Michelle Hunziker Beach Bikini Pictures
Even if you don’t have a clue who Michelle Hunziker is, you still gotta admit that the woman has one fabuloso body. Some people were just made to wear two-piece bikinis, and others aren’t. Michelle falls into the former category. Born a Swiss, Michelle somehow found herself in Italy, where she became a TV celebrity and actually starred in the Italian version of “The Sound of Music”. If I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’. I could do without the 23rd century glasses, though, but maybe that’s just me.