In case you haven’t heard, there’s a new “Fast and Furious” movie set to open next month. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are back, but so are the ladies, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster. The two ladies are joined this time around by a third hottie, Israeli actress Gal Gadot. I think the plot of the movie has to do with cars and racing and law-enforcement. Hey, I could be wrong, but that’s just the feeling I’m getting. Anyways, here are promos featuring the three ladies in question. Go see the movie and maybe they’ll make a fifth one. Maybe this time they’ll include the Japanese chick from the second movie. One can only hope.
11 November 2008
Who doesn’t appreciate the might of America’s awesome military? Well okay, if you’re one of those people who we happen to bomb on a regular basis, then you might not share this opinion, but then again, I’m sure you had it coming. Anyways, it’s Veterans Day, when we celebrate our men and women in the military, past and present, which means it’s time to use this opportunity to do a Veterans Day Special: 5 Hot Chicks in Fatigues, in which we list and show pictures of five ridiculously hot women in ridiculously hot military fatigues. Hey, that’s just how we roll around these here parts. You got a problem with it, you take it up with the naked cowboy in Times Square. And yes, that last statement does too make sense, you’re just too dumb to get it. Anyhoo, let’s get on to the girls and their fatigues, shall we?
23 August 2007
Say what you will about Michelle Rodriguez — her acting skills are in question, she may be living off that “tough girl” persona way too much, she’s a troublemaker — but then again, isn’t that what we like about her? The last part? Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t play by Hollywood’s rules, and yet they can’t help but continue to hire her, because she does what she does better than anyone else. You want a tough chick to carry an M16 and look good? Michelle Rodriguez is your girl. You want a tough chick to kick zombie ass? Give Michelle Rodriguez a call. And she looks like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini (even if one half of that is covered) to boot, which is just topping on the cake.
12 July 2007
Congratulations to Hollywood’s bad girl Michelle Rodriguez, who turns 29 years old today. To be honest with you, going by her string of arrests, DUI police stops, and highly publicized catfights, I’m just shocked the San Antonio, Texas native is even still alive to blow out the candles. Speaking of which, how do you like the cake picture to the left? Nice, right? See, I go all out for these posts, so all of you people who email me with bad things to say — suck on it! Ahem. Sorry. Posting about Michelle Rodriguez does strange things to me. In any case, in honor of Michelle’s 29th birthday, here are pictures of the Birthday Girl in her birthday suit. Well, mostly, anyway. Bikini pictures from Cannes will have to do.
30 March 2007
I have a soft spot for Michelle Rodriguez. Sure, she asserts that rough and tumble personality, but I like her anyway. Here’s Michelle Rodriguez doing the beach bikini thing in Miami. Check out the skulls and crossbones for a bikini bottom. I mean, come on, who would think to wear a bikini bottom made up of skulls and crossbones but Michelle Rodriguez? The girl is too cool for school. Of course it helps that she looks pretty damn awesome in a bikini. Love the body, love the personality, love the girl.
21 July 2006
Face it, Hollywood chicks dig the Vice. Miami Vice, that is. And although most of them were probably not even alive when the show was originally on TV, they’ve come out of the Hollywood Hills for the premiere of Michael Mann’s remake of his own television show, starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, who, according to the previews, is no one’s second banana in the flick. Present and accounted for, vices in hand, were Garcelle “She Gives me NYPD Blue Balls” Beauvais-Nilon, Emmanuelle “Sweet Chick” Chriqui, Kelly “OKay, okay, Stop with the Hu’s That girl Jokes Already” Hu, Gong “The Bell Gongs For Me, Beeyatch!” Li, Angie “Someone Give Me a Job” Harmon, and of course, Michelle “Tough Girls don’t Shave” Rodriguez.
24 May 2006
Poor Michelle Rodriguez. All last week she was on talk shows making gags about deciding to take jail time over community service when she was in Hawaii. Then her character gets killed off of “Lost”. According to People, Rodriguez is now going to be spending an extra 60 days in L.A. jail thanks to breaking her parole via her drunk driving arrest in Hawaii. Read on…
15 May 2006
So sue me, but I’ve now become quite fond of Michelle Rodriguez. Like most people, I make fun of her decision to take jail over doing community service. But after seeing her on The Showbiz Show with David Spade cracking wise about her jail stint, I’ve come to the conclusion that I dig Michelle Rodriguez. She’s pretty damn cool, man. You gotta respect a girl for choosing jail over community service, if nothing else. You go, girl!
9 May 2006
You ever get the feeling that when she was a young kid and had this same bad temper that someone once said to Michelle Rodriguez something to the effect of, “Girl, you best watch it! With that temper of yours, you’ll either end up in jail or dead!” I bet no one ever told her she might end up in jail (in real life, when she turned down community service for a 5-day stint in the pokey) and dead (having been killed off on “Lost” recently)! Here’s Michelle looking damn good.
1 May 2006
Poor Michelle Rodriguez. The movie and TV star pleaded guilty to DUI charges on Tuesday last week and was sentenced to 5 days in jail. Actually, the judge gave Michelle a choice of community service of jail time, but she chose the latter. I guess growing up hard means jail time is preferable over, you know, picking up garbage and junk. Anyhoo. Here’s Michelle in better times.
4 April 2006
Hey look, kids, it’s “Lost” star Michelle Rodriguez, and she doesn’t look pissed or ready to kick anybody ass at all! Holy cow, is this as new trend? Let’s hope not!
17 March 2009